Sat. Night Live - [insert soccer validation statement]

Discussion in 'Business and Media' started by Lowecifer, Mar 16, 2003.

  1. Lowecifer

    Lowecifer Member+

    Jan 11, 2000
    Baltimore, MD
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    Belgium
    I know, I know.

    Soccer has arrived!...

    In case everyone missed it, Salma Hayek was the host of Sat. Night Live this evening, and she is from Mexico.

    In the skit with William Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzwilliam at the Irish bar, she plays one of their girlfriends. They go to the "punching wall" where they one guy says nothing can make him angry enough to punch a hole in the wall. The other guy says something and then he punches a hole in the wall. Salma Hayek says something about the Irish temper and how the Mexicans never lose their cool. Jimmy Fallon then says:

    "Oh really? Didn't Mexico get knocked out of the World Cup by the US?!!!!"

    She freaks out and starts smashing everything as the skit ends.

    Nice.

    Soccer has arrived! Yay!

    (it was funny, I laughed)
     
  2. AndyMead

    AndyMead Homo Sapien

    Nov 2, 1999
    Seat 12A
    Club:
    Sporting Kansas City
    Eric, Eric, Eric. Why?
     
  3. Lanky134

    Lanky134 New Member

    Oct 25, 1999
    134, 3, 6
    This is why:

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  4. Red Card

    Red Card Member+

    Mar 3, 1999
    Club:
    New York Red Bulls
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Andy, Andy, Andy. Why?
     
  5. Lanky134

    Lanky134 New Member

    Oct 25, 1999
    134, 3, 6
    Why ask why?

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  6. jmeissen0

    jmeissen0 New Member

    Mar 31, 2001
    page 1078
    beware of the penguin
     
  7. tcmahoney

    tcmahoney New Member

    Feb 14, 1999
    Metronatural
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  8. Lanky134

    Lanky134 New Member

    Oct 25, 1999
    134, 3, 6
    Beware of the dwarf...

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  9. Scoey

    Scoey Member

    Oct 1, 1999
    Portland
    I hate Dick Vitale.
     
  10. That is funny!!
    It would have been even funnier if Salma, instead of mentioning the World Cup verbally, would have just lift her shirt and underneath would have been the one below:
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  11. Thomas A Fina

    Thomas A Fina Member

    Mar 29, 1999
    Hell
    Club:
    New York Red Bulls
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I had 1:00 pm in the "Selma Hayek punching the wall is going to get a mention on BS pool". Did I win?

    BTW, back in the day, this would have been the perfect op to post semi-naked Stuff or Maxim pictures of Ms. Hayek, Mexico's greatest import, well, period.

    [Jim Ross] Oh my God, that's...that's Huss's music!!!...he's coming down...No...NO!!! He lays the smackdown with the yellow card chairshot ..No..No..No!Damn you!!!Damn you!!![/Jim Ross]


    [Mr. Garrison] You go to hell. You go to hell and you die!!! [/Mr. Garrison]
     
  12. bright

    bright Member

    Dec 28, 2000
    Central District
    Club:
    Seattle Sounders
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Re: Re: Sat. Night Live - [insert soccer validation statement]

    Hmmm, they could have turned it into the T-shirt segment from John Byner's Bizarre show. We'd eventually get to see the real message from Salma.

    - Paul
     
  13. ElJefe

    ElJefe Moderator
    Staff Member

    Feb 16, 1999
    Colorful Colorado
    Club:
    FC Dallas
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    This is comedy.
     
  14. CrewToon

    CrewToon Member

    Jun 13, 1999
    Greenbrier Farm
    Re: Re: Sat. Night Live - [insert soccer validation statement]

    This is cool! :D
    [​IMG]
     
  15. Sandon Mibut

    Sandon Mibut Member+

    Feb 13, 2001
    I'd settle for a link to those pictures.
     
  16. Mr. Bandwagon

    Mr. Bandwagon Member

    Terremotos
    May 24, 2001
    the Barbary Coast
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
  17. tcmahoney

    tcmahoney New Member

    Feb 14, 1999
    Metronatural
  18. Kryptonite

    Kryptonite Guinness

    Apr 10, 1999
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States

    SNL buys manyoo gear?


    I KNEW I should have boycotted that show. Now, I have a good reason.
     
  19. Bajoro

    Bajoro Member+

    Sep 10, 2000
    The Inland Empire
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    [insert soccer validation statement]:

    "Soccer makes me hot."
    - Selma Hayak
     
  20. TOTC

    TOTC Member

    Feb 20, 2001
    Laurel, MD, USA

    Can you smeeeeeeeell what the U.S. is cookin?
     

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