San Jose Earthquakes - Real Salt Lake (Saturday, 10/5) pre/in/postgame thread [R]

That was almost a beautiful ball by Hernan

 

I agree, but it sounds better coming from you!

 

Diego Luna is interesting - he tries to do a lot of no-look passes, like Messi.

 

This game is a lot faster than usual and makes me appreciate how much nicer it is to watch a game in the stadium

 

And unlike anyone on our team.

 

Plus tonight I had my first Thai milk tea with boba at PPP. Very good altho will shoot my BG up

 

All I drink these days is water and coffee with an occasional unsweetened iced tea or herbal tea. Oh - and once a week or so I’ll split a 12oz bottle of root beer with Mrs. bsman

 

Distilled water or rain water, and pure grain alcohol. That’s all I drink, Mandrake!

 

Excellent block by Beason!

 

SPA - ref had no choice but to card him

 

Justin Glad could tie his shoe and these 2 clowns commentating would orgasm.

 

No extra time?! That’s BS!

 

I’m sure they brought extra underwear!

 

At this point, I wonder if we put Ian Russell, Chris Leitch, John Wolyneic, Adin Brown, Steve Ralston, and Chris Wondolowski on the field if we'd be any worse then we are....

 

I knew going into this game, these jobbers would be licking the salt off salt lake.

 

Joe is just as bad with his nasazly voice, they're homers as well.

 

Also, the radio commentary is almost always out of sync

 

Man that was pretty bad. We spent most of the half defending in our final 3rd just waiting for RSL to score and giving up 100 corners. Meanwhile we have 1 shot, 0 on goal. Too bad Espinoza slipped, he was primed for that left foot shot.

 

Don, Ned, Chris, Joe Cannon and Jared Shawlee welcome new members of the Devotion scarf club

 

Very boring game so far!