San Jose Earthquakes - Real Salt Lake (Saturday, 10/5) pre/in/postgame thread [R]

Death by a thousand corner kicks…

 

I'm glad Gruezo is gone. I hope he never shows up again

 

Card for that?!

 

These commentators suck like the dyson

 

No one gives a shit about the Real Salt Lake Mt. Rushmore.

 

I feel like we’re already down 1 to nil.

 

There's a real fat dude chugging a beer with glasses on the sideline with a FANNY PACK

 

I’m betting the first card will go to the first hard foul by a Quake after a half dozen by the Mormons…

 

Little Asian Girl with the bow in her hair is adorable, she shouldn't be subjected to Rated-R shows. Theres way to much suckage on the field for her to watch.

 

Guy in the Clash Shirt is fan of the day.

 

Still no card….

 

The Salt Lickers are fouling us quite a lot, but no cards yet? I haven’t seen the ref even scold them seriously yet.

 

Do we have even 30% of the possession?

 

We have to stop watering the field so damn much!

 

I think I may have dislocated my thumb two days ago... I could still have gone but I'm suffering enough without having to watch the Quakes in person.

 

We look like we’re out numbered all over the pitch.

 

MLS regs on when and how the field is watered prior to matches and at halftime

 

Take care! I broke a finger in March and I’m still not back to normal. But then, I likely a lot older than you.

 

Salt Lickers whining but elbow to face is a card!

 

I'm so sick of these commentators, I haven't griped much about them this year, but these guys are such RSL nut lickers. Its so bad they're deep throating them.