PBP: San Jose Earthquakes - Real Salt Lake "Round of 16" (Monday, 7/27) in-game thread [R]

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I don't know MLS history. Does Lalalas have something against SJ ?

 

Or smurfs

 

He was made general manager by AEG to f*** us and move us to Houston

 

Putting it mildly

 

You don’t know the half of it, brother!

 

He was our GM for about 6 months while he was working for the owner of our bitterest rival. We hated his arrogant guts and he was well aware of our venom.

 

that was very succinct!

 

Ah, I guess that explains why he looks like he's drowning in anger every time he talks about Quakes.

 

Vako is where attacks go to die

 

Ruiz is running like he has severe arthritis. Everywhere in his body.

 

Eriksson can't get his corners over the first defender consistently. Why why why?

 

Option 1: Shoot from 20+ yards out into a wall of 4 defenders
Option 2: Dribble into a wall of 4 defenders

 

Not sure what happened on the goal but I like the way the Quakes are spraying passes all around the field. They need to take more shots on goal.

 

I was saying he was channeling Matt Dillon in “There’s something about Mary”...

 

Man, i made my hubby make this little video in the hopes of getting on the fake Jumbotron, but the Quakes didn’t even bother to acknowledge my effort and judicious use of past freebies..

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Quakes dominated that first half. Fun to watch, creative, moving the ball around well. Vako looks like a player with zero confidence and even less desire. Espinoza has been fun to watch, motm over that first half. Flo for Kashia all day long. Bring on Shea and Wondo, lets get this done!!

 

That was the best pass I’ve seen Erickson make.
Sublime!!

 

Magnus!

 

Nice ball by Magnus set up the PK

 

Tommy drawing that foul for the PK is a classic move from the School of Magnus.

 

Judson has been solid

 

Man is Rios lazy!

 

Our defense is dire!!!!