PBP: San Jose Earthquakes - Club Deportivo Chivas USA (Saturday, 4/23) in-game thread [R]

One positive: Ampai looks useful. Start him Frank!

 

thats a true story. might be our right mid solution

oh look! RJ is offsides. in other news the sky is blue, water is wet, and clay aiken is gay

 

Agreed! Pull your head out Frank and take a good look around.

 

But not as miserable as Frank looks.....

-Richard

 

Cronin sucks.

 

Yup, he's got a face that could curdle milk....LOL

 

porn stache is coming on!!!

but for SImon Dawkins?! the ONE quakes field player thats been doing anything constructive?!

 

Well, let's see if he's worth a draft pick....

 

Um... Frank, you just took out Dawkins.

 

Man we look like crap. Our back line sucks and we don't have any striker other than Wondo.

 

Crap...what's up with Lenhart...at least made me laugh!!! Did any of you see the Harry Enfield show and the two scousers? Make his hair and mustache black and he would fit the part.

-Richard

 

Steven "porn stache" Lenhart, it sells itself.

 

This

 

Bugger.

 

WOW

remind me what Chris Leitch's job is again?? right back or something along those lines?

 

Our ball boys can't even connect with our players. Wow...Chivas scores.

 

Un. ********ing. Believable.

 

Well, we suck.

 

Hernandez ball-watching AGAIN.

 

Crikey, can't believe this shit. Lose to Chivas at home? Better get one quick.

 

Can Morrow really be so bad that OK Corrales has to be on the pitch at all times?

 

Unfortunately it isn't!!

-Richard

 

also, remind me why our potential USMNT starting central defender is on the bench???

 

Who do we have that is any good in the back? Ramiro? Maybe but he gets tired. Hernandez is too slow and loses his marks too easy. Leitch pulls a bornstein and gets lost up front, and Mcdonald just likes to get yellows and do long throws.

 

We're in trouble No doubt about it.