We were not perfect today, but winning a Juventus kind of game has a nice taste. What differs regarding Juve is that we were extremely impressive in everything except for decision-making in the final area, whereas Juventus in their glory were impressive only in efficacy. My dick is perfect, my dick is God; however, as only one thing in the whole wide universe can be perfect, I do not mind that we were not perfect tonight, and I rejoice at the performance. The lads did well, they fought like hell, and I can go and get drunk like the sack of shit that I am quite easily. And cheer for Roma, of course.
It's games like these that Napoli have been losing or drawing for the past few seasons. This was a very big win. It shows the team is more mature and will grind out results, even if key players are missing.
Never heard of him. I let my childish, long forgotten humor roam free for a while, mostly because I had drunk admirable quantities of liquor before I did so. I barely remember writing it, but I do have a vague memory of being in that kind of nostalgic mood for some reason.