Saddam to Coach the Metrostars?

Discussion in 'MLS: General' started by Juan Luis Guerra, Dec 23, 2003.

  1. Juan Luis Guerra

    Juan Luis Guerra Red Card

    Jun 11, 2001
    New York City
    Funny to hear, but its possible. With Saddam coaching the Metrostars, things can turn different for the Metros. He will bring some of the best players to his new york team. Saddam will spend his free time driving a yellow taxi in NYC.
     
  2. GPK

    GPK BigSoccer Supporter

    Aug 5, 1999
    San Diego, CA
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Already drunk today? How about a yellow card to prevent you from embarrasing yourself by starting threads? It is the giving season you know.
     
  3. Treetaliano

    Treetaliano Member

    Jun 29, 2002
    Charlotte, NC
    Please don't lump him in with the rest of us Galaxy fans...
     
  4. ToddP25

    ToddP25 Member

    Apr 19, 1999
    Richmond, VA
    This makes no sense...at all......and I have been reading weak smack on these boards for close to 5 years......

    Juan give yourself a big ol' c@ckpunch....
     
  5. Juan Luis Guerra

    Juan Luis Guerra Red Card

    Jun 11, 2001
    New York City
    Yeah, Big moderator, sorry, sorry, sorry
     
  6. dcufan1984

    dcufan1984 Member

    Feb 17, 2002
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    merry christmas, juan. drink some extra strong egg nog for me. ;)
     
  7. Metrogo

    Metrogo Member

    Apr 6, 1999
    Washington Hghts NY
    He changes his avatar to the logo of a new team once a week, lists 20% of MLS teams as his favorite teams, and he calls himself a "fan" of a team. That's rich.
     
  8. NJPsycho

    NJPsycho New Member

    Mar 28, 2002
    Dirty Jerzee
    Octavio was bad enough
     
  9. Fah Que

    Fah Que Member

    Sep 29, 2000
    LA
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Saddam will relight the fire inside Clint Mathis's belly. He will torture his players if they don't perform. All Saddam has to say to Clint is "I will kill you if you don't score, or otherwise if you do score, you get 8 free virgins."
     
  10. Metrogo

    Metrogo Member

    Apr 6, 1999
    Washington Hghts NY
    Or we can bring in George Bush, and even if Mathis scores a goal a game, he can produce an intelligence report saying he scored none and we can blow the state of Georgia to smithereens and hire campaign contributors to rebuild it at exorbitant rates, payable by the American taxpayer. We can use the proceeds to acquire Vieri. All and all a net plus for the Metros.
     
  11. NACIONAL

    NACIONAL New Member

    Dec 31, 2001
    Medellin, Colombia
    nice!...

    well this is the stupidest thread that I've ever seen in a long long time.....
     
  12. Fah Que

    Fah Que Member

    Sep 29, 2000
    LA
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Indeed. If bigsoccer can implement the "archive forum" I suggested (see Suggestions and Announcements forum), this one is definitely in hall of fame as the most retarded ever.
     
  13. pc4th

    pc4th New Member

    Jun 14, 2003
    North Poll
    Club:
    Los Angeles Galaxy
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    why oh why did I click on this thread?
     
  14. giggs88

    giggs88 Member

    May 11, 2003
    Virginia
    his son, uday. would do a better job. ;)
     
  15. Charlie Armstrong

    Mar 7, 2001
    South Jersey
    Club:
    Philadelphia Union
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Except for that whole "being dead" thing, you're right. He at least had experience.
     
  16. Bill Archer

    Bill Archer BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 19, 2002
    Washington, NC
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I know there's a bunch of competition here, but just when I thought the first post on this thread had no point, no purpose and made no sense, along comes this one which makes the first look like Samuel Elliot Morrison.
     
  17. Metrogo

    Metrogo Member

    Apr 6, 1999
    Washington Hghts NY
    I guess you don't understand metaphor. Either that or your gut disagrees, but your head doesn't know why, because all the facts seem to point against what is easiest for you to believe.

    Makes me want to cry.
     

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