S*%+ Ted Cruz says

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  1. superdave

    superdave Member+

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    The NE identified 5 women. One is Kaye Pierson, Trump's spokesperson. Anothe is Amanda Carpenter, a conservative activist whose name or picture political geeks will recognize. Yet another is, I shit you not, Carly's former campaign manager.
     
  2. ToMhIlL

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    Anyone else surprised that Trump would be friends with a guy names "Pecker?"

    Sure, you have to take anything the Enquirer prints with a YUUUGE boulder of salt, but didn't they just get hit with a bodyslam from Hulk Hogan where they had to cough up some serious cash? With that happening, you'd think they'd be careful about publishing stuff that didn't at least have some truth in it...
     
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  3. cleansheetbsc

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    Republican incest.
     
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  4. cleansheetbsc

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    If true, it will be 'in the past.' They have since been through 'Christian Counseling' and are healed.
     
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  5. Q*bert Jones III

    Q*bert Jones III The People's Poet

    Feb 12, 2005
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    Why are all these women willing to look at Ted Cruz naked? I can't even look at him in khakis and an ugly jacket.
     
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  6. ceezmad

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    First the onion and now Enquirer is being used as a sorce in this forum, how low have we fallen.

    Hey someone google me the one with H. Clinton and her ET baby.
     
  7. ToMhIlL

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    If anything, it shows that Cruz has something going on. How can a guy who looks like Grampa Munster with the personality 10 times worse than the most obnoxious jackass you've ever met, get hisself some pretty decent looking wimming? They are all (including his wife) way out of his league. Well, one of them he paid for, so she doesn't count, but the others, well, maybe he needs to boast about his "hand size" at the next debate...
     
  8. HerthaBerwyn

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    The Enquirer, for all its actual scumminess, has been remarkably accurate when running these things in the past. If Ted is offended he can file a quick lawsuit. Lets go to discovery right before the convention and put all this lot under oath. Oh, joy and rapture!
     
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  9. cleansheetbsc

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    A. This is why I said "I hope its true"
    B. As the original link said, NA did break Gary Hart, Jesse Jackson and John Edwards.
     
  10. Knave

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    May 25, 1999
    I say ...

    NOT LOW ENOUGH!

    :whistling:
     
  11. Cascarino's Pizzeria

    Apr 29, 2001
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    And some of the OJ stuff they reported on turned out to be true.

    Sure they throw lots against the wall to see what sticks. But they're willing to wallow in the mud where the juicy stuff lies. And the"honorable" NYT & WaPost (to a lesser) extent sold the Iraq war by being ass puppets for Bushco. That was the journalistic crime of this century IMO.
     
  12. Knave

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  13. Q*bert Jones III

    Q*bert Jones III The People's Poet

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    I'm still floored that Cruz was making sweet love to women and not ********ing children.
     
  14. Auriaprottu

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    Money(+)power(=)respect

    Keeps you eatin' riiiiight
    Helps you sleep at niiiight
    It's the key to liiiiife

    Rich and/or famous guys outkick their coverage every day, in public and in private. Sonny & Cher are a perfect example. Seal & Heidi Klum. Bowie and Iman. Mick Jagger and just about anyone he'd marry. Every president between FDR and GHWBush, and every one afterward. Pretty boys don't usually stay that way long enough to reach the White House, but their wives often do.

    That would be his wife, thru him being seen as a great provider. Does she marry him if he's earning an average Canadian salary? Does she earn as much as he does? If no to both, he bought her, just like he'd buy a goldfish.
     
  15. Yoshou

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    Hmm... Is having an affair really a big thing anymore? So many politicians have been caught taking the ring off and then getting re-elected, I'm not so sure.. Also.. Why is this a thing just with Cruz? How many times has Trump stepped out on his wives?
     
  16. Knave

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    May 25, 1999
    I'm pretty sure an affair would be a big deal for Ted Mr. Morality Cruz.

    Nobody cares about Trump's affairs because he's not a moralizing asshole like Ted Cruz.

    He's just an asshole.
     
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  17. dapip

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    As someone else said, why would these women sleep with Cruz?




    Thinking about it, that is probably a good defense argument...
     

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  18. Gamecock14

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    Literally a Dick Measuring Contest on National TV.....Check
    Going after spouses...... Check.
    Snooping for infidelity..... Check.
     
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  19. HerthaBerwyn

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  20. Knave

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    We truly are making America great again!
     
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  21. Yoshou

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    Like I said.. it happens so frequently without consequence that it is practically meaningless. Depending on Cruz's reaction, this is more likely to blow back on Trump than it is to harm Cruz.
     
  22. Cascarino's Pizzeria

    Apr 29, 2001
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    Kissinger was fugly and a war criminal and hooked up all the time back in the day.
     
  23. Knave

    Knave Member+

    May 25, 1999
    It's true. Things used to be more fun.
     
  24. TheSlipperyOne

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    Billy Joel and every woman he's ever slept with.
     
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  25. taosjohn

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    Or measuring its "greatness" anyway...
     

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