The quality of coverage is outstanding. American Daniel J. Joyner, 27, from Elburn, Illinois, is alleged to have injured a pit bull-boxer mix in June by bonking it. http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2004332109,00.html A quote from Mr Joiner states: "That it was far, far better looking and a better 'bonk' than any woman he'd ever had in Elburn, Illinois!" The pit bull/boxer has applied for a green card.....!!!
At least Rooney get's to learn his lesson the hard way, so to speak. It took 2 of the fkwits to produce this masterpiece. One to write it, the other to lick the chalk. http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2004341747,00.html
Yet more proof that the S*n is an utter fucking shitrag. This story has been debunked for about a week. Turns out the girl that claims to have been paid for sex with Wayne Rooney last October only joined the agency for which she claimed to be working at the time in June of this year. And that she was fired within a week for being a complete scag. And it turns out that she had taken an autograph from Rooney and just scrawled the message from "Wayne" above his signature in her own handwriting. And yet, here's the caring, sharing, just-want-to-kiss'n'make-up S*n, still putting the boot in a full fortnight later.
there sonly one way to solve this.. SELL ROONEY TO MAN UTD... for cheap too... please??. ill grovel...