The old joke...three English teams have swear words in their names...Arsenal, Scunthorpe, and ************ing Manchester United.
While we're at this, I noticed that when I tried to write the name of the English 7th division side spelled "eff, ee, see, kay, ee, en, ...ham", it came out "******ham" instead of f e c k e n h a m. Sorry to see the Iron punished, too.,