Russian Pres. Candidate Goes Missing

Discussion in 'Politics & Current Events' started by Matrim55, Feb 9, 2004.

  1. Matrim55

    Matrim55 Member+

    Aug 14, 2000
    Berkeley
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    This is weird, and a little bit scary.
     
  2. nicephoras

    nicephoras A very stable genius

    Fucklechester Rangers
    Jul 22, 2001
    Eastern Seaboard of Yo! Semite
    Well, every year something like 100 Muscovites get drunk and fall into the river, freezing to death. And his name is a play on the word "fish".......

    My guess is that after drinking 3 bottles of Yuri Dolgoruki, and eating his weight in herring, he's still hung over and perhaps trapped under some old newspapers.

    In all honesty, however, this makes no sense. I don't think Putin is remotely involved, since Kucinich stands a better chance of winning the nomination than Comrade Rybkin does of unseating Putin. Hopefully for his family, he'll turn up.
     
  3. Matrim55

    Matrim55 Member+

    Aug 14, 2000
    Berkeley
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    Connecticut
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    United States
    Second prominent Liberal Russia party member with big ambitions goes missing within 9 months... I don't know. The vodka and herring theory has wings, certainly, but I don't think this can be just blown off.

    What would happen if Greens started disappearing?
     
  4. nicephoras

    nicephoras A very stable genius

    Fucklechester Rangers
    Jul 22, 2001
    Eastern Seaboard of Yo! Semite
    Wild rejoicing in the streets?


    :p
     
  5. Matrim55

    Matrim55 Member+

    Aug 14, 2000
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    Libertarians, then.

    More on Puti-Puut.
     
  6. Thomas A Fina

    Thomas A Fina Member

    Mar 29, 1999
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    Greens? Libertarians?

    Doesn't that fall under the whole "If a tree falls in the forest..." type category?
     
  7. Matrim55

    Matrim55 Member+

    Aug 14, 2000
    Berkeley
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    Your intellect has all the accuracy of a SCUD missile.
     
  8. nicephoras

    nicephoras A very stable genius

    Fucklechester Rangers
    Jul 22, 2001
    Eastern Seaboard of Yo! Semite

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