Russian Astrologer Sues NASA Over Comet Crash

Discussion in 'Politics & Current Events' started by Chicago1871, Jul 5, 2005.

  1. Chicago1871

    Chicago1871 Member

    Apr 21, 2001
    Chicago
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    Russian Astrologer Sues NASA Over Comet Crash
     
  2. MattR

    MattR Member+

    Jun 14, 2003
    Reston
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    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    You know, I am deeply troubled as well. Can I get half?
     
  3. Chicago1871

    Chicago1871 Member

    Apr 21, 2001
    Chicago
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Speaking of deeply troubled, it's been seven minutes and Karl hasn't showed up and tried to turn this into a political "I blame the lefty moonbats" thread. You feeling ok Karl?
     
  4. IntheNet

    IntheNet New Member

    Nov 5, 2002
    Northern Virginia
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    Blackburn Rovers FC
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    United States
    NASA should next attempt to crash some space debris into this leftist Russian astrologer: Marina Bai!

    Btw: Bravo NASA... how is it NASA can hit a comet in space but DoD can't hit a missile within our own atmosphere?
     
  5. DJPoopypants

    DJPoopypants New Member

    I am so heartened that NASA helped us celebrate our nation's birthday - by continuing our proud heritage of blowing sh** up.
     
  6. MattR

    MattR Member+

    Jun 14, 2003
    Reston
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
  7. bungadiri

    bungadiri Super Moderator
    Staff Member

    Jan 25, 2002
    Acnestia
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    two characters[Insert "I feel a deep disturbance in The Force" joke here.]
     
  8. Karl K

    Karl K Member

    Oct 25, 1999
    Suburban Chicago
    No, Karl Rove is behind this, so he's going to get half.
     
  9. MikeLastort2

    MikeLastort2 Member

    Mar 28, 2002
    Takoma Park, MD
    I think Michael Bay will get royalties though.

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  10. amerifolklegend

    amerifolklegend New Member

    Jul 21, 1999
    Oakley, America
    "This plan is so great, it's retahded!"
    ~Peter Griffin
     
  11. Scarecrow

    Scarecrow Red Card

    Feb 13, 2004
    Chicago
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    Chicago Fire
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Every day I get to go onto the internet and find a newest stupidest cause/person/lawsuit/you name it.

    I wonder if I can sue the Russian Communist Party for mental anquish for the years I spent growing up worried that a Nuclear attack was going to happen?

    What say we make it a class action lawsuit and ask for $900 Billion?

    Then I am off to Wendys to spill some chilli on me so I can sue them for the burns and for their chilli being too hot.
     
  12. Chris M.

    Chris M. Member+

    Jan 18, 2002
    Chicago
    That was my plan as well, but as the chili was just starting to burn my arm, the fingers located in my chili reached into my frosty and applied a dollup of cool, chocolaty goodness onto the burn area bringing down the temperature of the skin and preventing any injury that I could later use to support my law suit. Damn fingers!
     

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