Alert: #RUMTOUR2021 Continues: Strange Brew - US v Canada | CONCACAF Gold Cup - 7/18/21 5:00P

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What will be the result of the US vs Canada match on 7/18/21?

Poll closed Jul 18, 2021.
  1. "Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great golazo. Like, 'Goal the ball, eh?'" - Gyasinho

    4.5%
  2. Canadianest Win - US has >16 shots, >61% possession, ≥1 goal, & doesn't win (worth 2 points!!)

    4.5%
  3. Gregg Berhalter Disasterclass (formerly US loses by two or more goals)

    4.5%
  4. US loses by one goal

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  5. Tie

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  6. US wins by one goal

    36.4%
  7. US wins by two or more goals

    50.0%
  1. chr1st

    chr1st Member+

    Jan 19, 2011
    Dayton
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    United States vs Canada

    CONCACAF Gold Cup – Group B Matchday 3
    Sunday, July 18, 5:00 PM – Children's Mercy Park, Kansas City


    Broadcast: FOX, Univision, TUDN

    Vitals (last five matches):
    United States
    5W-0L-0D | 15 GF / 3 GA / 12 GD

    Canada
    5W-0L-0D | 17 GF / 2 GA / 15 GD

    Goal Leaders:
    United States
    Daryl Dike - 2
    Nicholas Gioacchini - 1
    Miles Robinson - 1
    Sam Vines - 1
    Gyasi Zardes - 1
    Own Goal (Samuel Camille) - 1

    Canada
    Cyle Larin - 3
    Stephen Eustáquio - 2
    Theo Corbeanu - 1
    Junior Hoilett - 1
    Jonathan Osorio - 1

    Previous Meeting:
    2019–20 CONCACAF Nations League Group Stage
    November 15, 2019 @ Exploria Stadium, Orlando
    United States 4, Canada 1

    Notes:
    The US and Canada are tied on goal differential but Canada holds the total goals tiebreaker. What does that mean? The US must win this game to win Group B (and probably avoid Mexico until the final). A tie won't do, ya hear? What I'm tryna say is... THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT USMNT MATCH EVER!

    What's a poor Gregg Berhalter to do? Trot out the 3-4-2-1 or revert to the 4-3-3? Start Dike? Keep Jackson Yueill as far away from the pitch as possible? Who cares?

    Well, I do...

    'CAUSE GYA$$$$I WILL GOAL THE DAMN BALL! Put him in, coach!


    PROGRAMMING NOTE:
    This poll will count towards the Grouchy™ Point Cup, as will all Gold Cup polls (probably only US games and the final). Enjoy the mayhem.
     
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  2. chr1st

    chr1st Member+

    Jan 19, 2011
    Dayton
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Fun fact: Canada is not known for its rum.


    This fact will not stop RUM TOUR 2021. Get in the Winnebago, ya hosers.
     
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  3. Minnman

    Minnman Member+

    Feb 11, 2000
    Columbus, OH, USA
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I beg to differ!

    [​IMG]

    http://sussexcraftdistillery.com/shop
     
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  4. jairadballerina

    jairadballerina Member+

    Sep 15, 2004
    C-Town
  5. chr1st

    chr1st Member+

    Jan 19, 2011
    Dayton
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
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  6. DrunkandDisorderly

    Mar 17, 2008
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Will RUMTOUR be better than the Mormons, Goats, and Hookers tour?
     
  7. west ham sandwich

    Feb 26, 2007
    C-bus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Oddly enough, best rum I ever had was a local rum in Brussels... who knew?
     
  8. KHT_Crew

    KHT_Crew Member+

    Mar 29, 2003
    Queen City, OH
    With both teams already advancing, I expect conservative, "don't get hurt" gameplays.

    Canada may come out strong, trying to prove something early before settling back. US passes it back their GK 15+ times... but nets one in a set piece.
     
  9. TKyle

    TKyle Moderator
    Staff Member

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Dec 28, 2014
    Nordecke’s Porch
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Bump, eh?

    IT'S, LIKE, GAMEDAY, YOU HOSERS! CRACK OPEN A MOOSEHEAD FROM THE TWO-FOUR IN THE FRIDGE, ADD TO YOUR MOLSON MUSCLE, SIT ON YOUR CHESTERFIELD, SNACK ON SOMETHING FROM TIMMIES, AND TUNE IN!

    SHE'S GONNA BE A GOOD MATCH! GIVE'R, YOU YANKS!!!
     
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  10. KCbus

    KCbus Moderator
    Staff Member

    United States
    Nov 26, 2000
    Reynoldsburg, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    #10 KCbus, Jul 18, 2021
    Last edited: Jul 18, 2021
    Who closed the poll? Chickens**t.

    USA by 2.
     
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  11. chr1st

    chr1st Member+

    Jan 19, 2011
    Dayton
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    @KCbus, @Pauncho, @et al

    I try to close the poll about an hour before game time. But, if you post your vote in the thread before kick, I'll count it.
     
  12. KCbus

    KCbus Moderator
    Staff Member

    United States
    Nov 26, 2000
    Reynoldsburg, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    (sucker)
     
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  13. KCbus

    KCbus Moderator
    Staff Member

    United States
    Nov 26, 2000
    Reynoldsburg, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Hey... halfway there.
     
  14. TKyle

    TKyle Moderator
    Staff Member

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Dec 28, 2014
    Nordecke’s Porch
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    WE HAVE FIVE DEFENDERS!

    LET’S PLAY BETTER DEFENSE!!
     
  15. TrueCrew

    TrueCrew Member+

    Dec 22, 2003
    Columbus, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Zardes, Etienne, and Fraser all start.

    Etienne with the assist on Haiti's first goal. Zardes subbed off at 70 min.
     
  16. JimmyD2

    JimmyD2 New Member

    Aug 11, 2013
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    KC’s stadium looks so much smaller than LDC.
     
  17. Kyle Crew

    Kyle Crew Member+

    Feb 23, 2013
    Columbus, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Because it is. Isn’t it only 18,000 or something like that?
     
  18. LaMacchia

    LaMacchia Member+

    Jul 12, 2008
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Until you're standing on the field.

    Also, hello new guy.
     
  19. JimmyD2

    JimmyD2 New Member

    Aug 11, 2013
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Hello there. I’ve been around for a while, but don’t often post. Mostly out of fear.
     
  20. LaMacchia

    LaMacchia Member+

    Jul 12, 2008
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Very understandable. But if you've been reading a while you know who's fangs are real and who is more bark than bite.
     
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  21. TKyle

    TKyle Moderator
    Staff Member

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Dec 28, 2014
    Nordecke’s Porch
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Meh. If you post something and get flamed (which doesn’t happen all that often), people will have forgotten about it in a week or two, if not sooner.

    Pretty much everybody on here has been ripped at one point or another. Come join the club!
     
  22. KCbus

    KCbus Moderator
    Staff Member

    United States
    Nov 26, 2000
    Reynoldsburg, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Congratulations on no longer being a wuss.
    Welcome to the Party Pal.gif
     
  23. DrunkandDisorderly

    Mar 17, 2008
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    You suck, go away!
     
  24. TKyle

    TKyle Moderator
    Staff Member

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Dec 28, 2014
    Nordecke’s Porch
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Don’t mind him; he’s got some possible premeditated legal problems on the horizon.
     
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  25. DrunkandDisorderly

    Mar 17, 2008
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    I plead the fif.
     

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