RSL vs. The Wild-Flower Pressing Lumberjacks, 7/7/2012 @ 7:00 PM UDT

Discussion in 'Real Salt Lake' started by El-ahrairah, Jul 5, 2012.

  1. El-ahrairah

    El-ahrairah Member+

    Sep 20, 2004
    Wanker County
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    After our, let's just say what it was, sucky performance against the Boys in Green from the southwestern providence of Canada, the Portland Choppers come to town hoping that RSL still stinks and they can abscond with a point or two. Ergo, to get in the mood, we need to sing the Portland Choppers team song as found here.

    Ok, having that gotten that out of the way, here is the starting line-up for the Women's Clothes-Wearing Lumberjacks.

    --------------------------Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam-------------------
    ---An African Swallow-------Biggus Dickus-------Mr. Hilter---------A French K-Nig-It----
    ---A Long John Silver Impersonator--------A Norwegian Blue Parrott--------Crunchy Frog----
    --- The Black Knight---------The Rabbit of Caerbannog-----Sir Galahad the Chaste-------

    Ergo, if RSL can't get three points off this collection of idiots, then we should just call the season a total failure and go sit on a beach somewhere.
     
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  2. BalanceUT

    BalanceUT RSL and THFC!

    Oct 8, 2006
    Appalachia
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I'm assuming the bench has Eric the Half-a-bee, Brian (I'm surprised he's not starting), The Minister of Funny Walks, Mr. Gumby, The Nudge Man (Arthur Name), with the bench rounded out by Doug and Dinsdale Piranha.

    Isn't the manager The Colonel?
    Isn't the academy players the Greek Philosophers team?
     
  3. 15 to 32

    15 to 32 Straw Hog

    Jul 1, 2008
    Salt Lake
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    so no Espy, which one of our shitty bench players gets to play up top with Sabo, then?

    The lineup I'd actually be really interested in seeing would be this:

    ---------------Nicky
    -Wingert-Olave-Borchers-Tony-
    -----------------KB
    ---------Will---------Ned
    ----------------Javi
    --------Sabo---------Mansally

    I remember Horst sucked complete and utter ass against speed (he did play for RSL, after all) so why not try the guy up there? He couldn't be any worse than PJ or Bonfigli.

    In all honesty, though, I'd bet we see a rotation in the back with Mansally (if healthy) replacing Wingert, Tony on the other side, hopefully Olave can start.
    In the middle we might see Gil instead of Ned or Javi (who looked really bad yesterday)
    and up top it'll probably be PJ next to Sabo.

    Get ready to be underwhelmed by our offense, again
     
  4. keeptheslinrsl

    Mar 17, 2008
    Section 26!
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
  5. El-ahrairah

    El-ahrairah Member+

    Sep 20, 2004
    Wanker County
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    No, the manager/trainer is a group effort by the Batley Townswomens Guild. They actually do this on the side when they aren't putting on one of their rousting editions of "Nazi War Attrocities".
     
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  6. El-ahrairah

    El-ahrairah Member+

    Sep 20, 2004
    Wanker County
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Nope, the bench has Vivian Smith-Smythe-Smith, Simon Zinc-Trumpet-Harris, Nigel Incubator-Jones, Gervaise Brook-Hamster and Oliver St. John-Mollusc assuming they are able to get through the gruelling Upper Class Twit of the Year competition alive.
     
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  7. Lizzie Bee

    Lizzie Bee Member+

    Jul 27, 2004
    Utah
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Which of our team will be the first to buy an argument? Or have all of the likely candidates been suspended from this game from buying too many arguments in the past?
     
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  8. UPinSLC

    UPinSLC Member+

    Jul 11, 2004
    SL,UT
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Damn hipsters.
     
  9. 15 to 32

    15 to 32 Straw Hog

    Jul 1, 2008
    Salt Lake
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    we have similar kits to spain
    we sorta play like spain
    NOBODY EXPECTS US!!!
     
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  10. Allez RSL

    Allez RSL Member+

    Jun 20, 2007
    Home
    At least Jimmy Buzzard isn't orchestrating the midfield. I hear he's bursting with Kantian positivism right now.
     
  11. El-ahrairah

    El-ahrairah Member+

    Sep 20, 2004
    Wanker County
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    An argument or a contradiction?
     
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  12. Ismitje

    Ismitje Super Moderator

    Dec 30, 2000
    The Palouse
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
  13. Lizzie Bee

    Lizzie Bee Member+

    Jul 27, 2004
    Utah
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    We've covered that already.

    (And to prevent a SERIOUS thread de-railing, I'll also respond in behalf of El-ahrairah)

    El: No we didn't.
    Me: Yes, we did.
    El: No we didn't
    Me: Yes, I'm sure we did.
     
  14. Lizzie Bee

    Lizzie Bee Member+

    Jul 27, 2004
    Utah
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    My favorite line:

    "And Marx is claiming it was offside."
     
  15. Mr.C

    Mr.C Member

    Mar 3, 2012
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    I'm really impressed with myself. I actually got most of the jokes haha
     
  16. BalanceUT

    BalanceUT RSL and THFC!

    Oct 8, 2006
    Appalachia
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    There is a lot of gainsaying here...
     
  17. goobx1

    goobx1 Member+

    Jul 9, 2007
    Salt Lake
    I say "nih" to that for sure. Unless of course there is a shrubbery involved.
     
  18. SoccerPrime

    SoccerPrime Moderator
    Staff Member

    All of them
    Apr 14, 2003
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    This thread is going exactly where I knew it would go.
     
  19. Lizzie Bee

    Lizzie Bee Member+

    Jul 27, 2004
    Utah
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Fixed your post. ;)
     
  20. DrownedElf

    DrownedElf Member+

    Jul 5, 2010
    Ogden
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Don't doubt the prime!
     
  21. georg

    georg Member+

    May 25, 2009
    Parowan, Utah
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    3 points in this match would be nice, but unless we can score its not going to happen. Calling Sabo, and whoever else we try up top.
     
  22. Bulldog SLC

    Bulldog SLC Member

    May 4, 2012
    Salt Lake City
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Indeed....I definately would like to see what Mansally can do up there...I think he suprised the whole stadium how well he moved the ball. If he usually plays forward or midfield, then let's give it a whirl. Maybe he can sync up with Sabo a little better than Espy. I rate both players, so don't get me wrong...they just aren't syncing up on runs.
     
  23. n1xhere

    n1xhere Member

    Jul 12, 2007
    Ugh - this game better be good, after two finals tomorrow I am going to need something positive
     
  24. DrownedElf

    DrownedElf Member+

    Jul 5, 2010
    Ogden
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Here's hoping the shoulder injury Mansally picked up doesn't keep him out of the game. I'm hoping most of our starters are healthy and can put in a good 90 minutes.
     
  25. 15 to 32

    15 to 32 Straw Hog

    Jul 1, 2008
    Salt Lake
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I wouldn't be surprised to see Sabo start with PJ and it be PJ's last chance to prove his worth.
    I'd prefer Mansally, but this could be what I've been waiting for: PJ's last chance
     

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