RSL 2025-26 Offseason News Thread

Discussion in 'Real Salt Lake' started by Ismitje, Oct 23, 2025.

  1. RSL Wonderbra

    RSL Wonderbra Member

    Jan 30, 2013
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Check out the homeless situation in the country of Jordan. Consider that the population of Jordan is way higher than the population of Utah. They have all but eradicated homelessness country wide. Super cool stuff.

    Basically they put a 2% luxury tax on standing wealth that goes directly to helping out the homeless and keeping them off the streets.

    That plus Ramadan is a 40 day country wide fast where those who participate donate their missed meals to helping out the less fortunate in their population.

    It can be done.
     
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  2. RSL Wonderbra

    RSL Wonderbra Member

    Jan 30, 2013
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    The wealthy dont want to pay the tax. If their wealth is reinvested in another business then they avoid paying the tax. It makes them highly industrious. If they have lavish wealth then they just dont mind writing really big checks because it is bleeding out anyways.
     
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  3. 15 to 32

    15 to 32 Straw Hog

    Jul 1, 2008
    Salt Lake
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    WeRe A cHrIsTiAn NaTiOn
     
  4. Ismitje

    Ismitje Super Moderator

    Dec 30, 2000
    The Palouse
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Zimmerman reportedly close to signing for Toronto FC (not a DP contract). So that rumor isn't going to pan out for RSL. Which I am fine with.
     
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  5. Kevin Morris

    Kevin Morris Member

    Real Salt Lake
    United States
    Dec 11, 2025
    Just wanted to say this interview is what got me to sign up here on Big Soccer… for better or worse haha so anyways, hi!
     
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  6. Kevin Morris

    Kevin Morris Member

    Real Salt Lake
    United States
    Dec 11, 2025
    So the footy headlines leak came out and I thought they might not have the claret vs cobalt ratio quite right, so here is my take based on the same info:
     

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  7. goobx1

    goobx1 Member+

    Jul 9, 2007
    Salt Lake
    Nice! Welcome. Hopefully the interview doesn’t drive people away. lol
     
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  8. Allez RSL

    Allez RSL Member+

    Jun 20, 2007
    Home
    Welcome aboard. Sorry the team sucks.
     
  9. rslfanboy

    rslfanboy Member+

    Jul 24, 2007
    Section 26
    Kevin! Run while you still can! :eek::eek::eek:

    :D
     
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  10. Allez RSL

    Allez RSL Member+

    Jun 20, 2007
    Home
    No kidding. I signed up in 2007 to see if anyone knew how I could get some prescriptions from Kenny Duechar, and I've never found my way out again.
     
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  11. rslfanboy

    rslfanboy Member+

    Jul 24, 2007
    Section 26
    Allez, you and I will ride out the apocalypse together.
     
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  12. 15 to 32

    15 to 32 Straw Hog

    Jul 1, 2008
    Salt Lake
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Thanks?
    Welcome aboard. This place is fun
     
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  13. RSL Wonderbra

    RSL Wonderbra Member

    Jan 30, 2013
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    I laughed out loud on this one. Dr. Goals sighting!?!?! Gotta love it.

    Who was the best RSL player that never did anything worthwhile? Dr Goals leads the list.
     
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  14. 15 to 32

    15 to 32 Straw Hog

    Jul 1, 2008
    Salt Lake
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Pool boy would like…’another drinkn
     
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  15. SenordrummeR2

    SenordrummeR2 Member+

    Jul 21, 2008
    Layton, UT
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Futhi Bhembe, the striker of destiny. So much promise...
     
  16. SenordrummeR2

    SenordrummeR2 Member+

    Jul 21, 2008
    Layton, UT
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I joined in 2008 after going to Brewvies for a watch party and hearing a guy shout, "Which one of you is here from BigSoccer? I knew none of them would show up." (or something along those lines). That was my introduction to Prolific and the rest is history.
     
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  17. evilradar

    evilradar Member+

    Real Salt Lake
    United States
    Apr 4, 2019
    But this is a false dichotomy. Billionaires essentially have infinite resources. She can donate $10M to homeless services and drop $10M on a DP acquisition.
     
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  18. rslfanboy

    rslfanboy Member+

    Jul 24, 2007
    Section 26
    It was a silly attempt at a joke, which Inthen clarified with my juxtaposition with DLH and his coins.

    They could be worse, is all I’m saying.
     
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  19. Kevin Morris

    Kevin Morris Member

    Real Salt Lake
    United States
    Dec 11, 2025
    the Alex Nimo -> Dr. Goals connection could have been legendary. Stockton to Malone haha
     
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  20. rslfanboy

    rslfanboy Member+

    Jul 24, 2007
    Section 26
    Nimo! That’s a hell of a deep cut right there. :thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup:

    The things we used to get hyped up for back in the day….

    Still taller than Joao Plata! :laugh:
     
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  21. 15 to 32

    15 to 32 Straw Hog

    Jul 1, 2008
    Salt Lake
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I really shouldn’t drink at 5am
     
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  22. Kevin Morris

    Kevin Morris Member

    Real Salt Lake
    United States
    Dec 11, 2025
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  23. Allez RSL

    Allez RSL Member+

    Jun 20, 2007
    Home
    That's pretty depressing. We're not going to see production like Chicho's again for a long time. Too bad he turned out to be a piece of shit or whatever.
     
  24. Kevin Morris

    Kevin Morris Member

    Real Salt Lake
    United States
    Dec 11, 2025
    So just to add insult to injury for all of us: so by 2025 numbers our best attacker, the face of the franchise, and the player the team is built around according to Schmidt, is basically Corey Baird. Haha

    Here me out:
    Luna and Baird are right next to each other in G+A per 90 at 18th and 19th respectively leading the bottom half of RSL attackers.

    Since Luna entered the league, he and Baird have the nearly the exact same goal contributions in that time. Baird 39, Luna 38 (Although Baird doubles Luna when it comes to playoff goal contributions)

    They both won Rookie of the Year/Young Player of the Year.

    No team in their right mind would advertise with a picture of Baird and Messi together with “Witness Greatness” written under it haha

    Perception is everything in this sport.
     
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  25. Med_Phys

    Med_Phys Member+

    RSL
    United States
    Jun 20, 2019
    Terre Haute, IN
    Nat'l Team:
    United States

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