Post-match: RIVALRY ALERT! MLS MATCHDAY 28 CREW VS THE FIRE NATION SATURDAY SEPT 3RD 5:30PM (CHICAGO FIRE)

Discussion in 'Columbus Crew' started by Big J 0526, Sep 1, 2022.

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RESULT?

Poll closed Sep 3, 2022.
  1. CREW WIN BY 2 OR MORE AKA CALEB PORTER MASTERCLASS

    33.3%
  2. CREW WIN BY 1

    35.9%
  3. DRAW (CANADIAN WIN)

    10.3%
  4. CREW LOSE BY 1

    2.6%
  5. CREW LOSE BY 2 OR MORE AKA COACHBOT 9000 DISASTER CLASS

    2.6%
  6. DRUNK BIG J IS BEST BIG J - JACOB MYERS

    2.6%
  7. 6 POINT SPECIAL - SEE BELOW- WORTH 6 POINTS

    12.8%
  1. Big J 0526

    Big J 0526 Member+

    Columbus Crew SC
    United States
    Sep 8, 2010
    Columbus, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    AFTER WHAT SEEMED LIKE A WHOLE YEAR, OUR LOVABLE CREW MANAGED TO CLAIM VICTORY IN THEIR NEW FORTRESS. AS WE MARCH EVER CLOSER TO THE END OF THE SEASON, THE CONTESTS MEAN MORE. EVERY OUTING IS A OPPORTUNITY THAT CAN NOT BE WASTED. ESPECIALLY NOW, AS A OLD RIVAL, ALSO DESPERATE TO QUALIFY FOR THE END OF SEASON CHAMPIONSHIP TOURNAMENT, MARCHES INTO THE CITY.

    OUR YELLOW CLAD HEROES KNOW THAT THEY CAN NOT AFFORD TO WASTE ANY MORE POINTS. THE WEIGHT OF EXPECTATION IS GREAT. THE CITIZENS ARE DISPLEASED, BOTH THE HEROES AND THEIR LEADERS ALIKE.

    THE DRAMA NEVER ENDS ON THE CALEB PORTER CREW SOCCER SHOW. HOW WILL THIS SEASON END? ONLY TIME WILL TELL.

    6 POINT SPECIAL - CREW HAVE 53% OR MORE POSSESSION, 15 OR MORE SHOTS, 6 OR MORE CORNERS, AND LUIS DIAZ HAS 1 OR MORE GOALS OR ASSISTS IN A CREW WIN.
     
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  2. LaMacchia

    LaMacchia Member+

    Jul 12, 2008
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I had forgotten the Chicago Fire existed.
     
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  3. KCbus

    KCbus Moderator
    Staff Member

    United States
    Nov 26, 2000
    Reynoldsburg, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Who?
     
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  4. KCbus

    KCbus Moderator
    Staff Member

    United States
    Nov 26, 2000
    Reynoldsburg, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I'll probably wait until I see the injury report and ineups, and make sure that Diaz is actually going to start, but... damn!! Even if it's a long shot, it's not THAT long of a shot.
     
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  5. DrunkandDisorderly

    Mar 17, 2008
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    You know I love a juicy prop bet, but there is no possible situation that a Caleb Porter coached team will have 15 or more shots and 6 corners.
     
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  6. KCbus

    KCbus Moderator
    Staff Member

    United States
    Nov 26, 2000
    Reynoldsburg, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    The 6 corners I can see. The 15 shots worries me.

    Funny how Luis Diaz getting on the scoresheet doesn't even phase us.
     
  7. chr1st

    chr1st Member+

    Jan 19, 2011
    Dayton
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    #7 chr1st, Sep 1, 2022
    Last edited: Sep 1, 2022
    Having Cucho out there has certainly benefited our potential-packed Tico. Of Diaz's two goals and five assists, all but one goal have come since Cucho's arrival.

    All hail The Cucho!
     
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  8. YITBOS

    YITBOS Member+

    Jul 2, 2001
    1.3 hours from CCS
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    14-11-12-14-16 and 4-3-4-6-4 in the last 5. I will stick with win by two and stay disappointed.
     
  9. TKyle

    TKyle Moderator
    Staff Member

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Dec 28, 2014
    Nordecke’s Porch
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    @Timon19: [dies]
     
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  10. QuarkspaceDotCom

    Mar 14, 2000
    Deep in the Bluegrass Hinterlands
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    Wales
  11. KCbus

    KCbus Moderator
    Staff Member

    United States
    Nov 26, 2000
    Reynoldsburg, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Honestly, that's a phrase that I've read in print so infrequently in my life that I had no idea I had it wrong until you pointed it out. I hear it a lot, but I never read it.

    Like "hear hear." I never knew if it was that, or "here here." Or "hear here."
     
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  12. ZipSix

    ZipSix BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 20, 2000
    Boston, MA
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    You know we could have 14 shots and 5 corners and some fans would still complain.
     
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  13. KCbus

    KCbus Moderator
    Staff Member

    United States
    Nov 26, 2000
    Reynoldsburg, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Depends on the score.

    I still think the Luis Diaz condition is the strictest of the bunch. As hot as he is, we could dominate the game, and win 2-0 on a Zelarayan penalty and a Josh Williams corner kick header, and Diaz would never get on the board. Playing well isn't a guarantee for a specific player.
     
  14. Kryptonite

    Kryptonite BS XXV

    Apr 10, 1999
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Is this the longest DORA to date? It opens at 9am, or whatever time the bars open, whichever happens second.

    Kegs and eggs!
     
  15. KCbus

    KCbus Moderator
    Staff Member

    United States
    Nov 26, 2000
    Reynoldsburg, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Are there restaurants that will have DORA mimosas?
     
  16. Kryptonite

    Kryptonite BS XXV

    Apr 10, 1999
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    #16 Kryptonite, Sep 1, 2022
    Last edited: Sep 1, 2022
    Here's the list of participants. Who the hell knows if they'll be open that early.

    Betty’s Bar
    Boston’s Pizza
    Buca Di Beppo
    Goodwood Brewing
    Moran’s Bar & Grille
    Nada
    R Bar
    Rodizio Grill
    Whistle & Keg
     
  17. Kryptonite

    Kryptonite BS XXV

    Apr 10, 1999
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    "Mainly early afternoon showers and thunderstorms."

    It's only a 30% chance though.

    Will we get a repeat of the Capybaras being pushed to Sunday? (Reminder: They're currently scheduled for 8:30pm Saturday at LDC.)
     
  18. KCbus

    KCbus Moderator
    Staff Member

    United States
    Nov 26, 2000
    Reynoldsburg, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
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    And the peasants rejoice.
     
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  19. chr1st

    chr1st Member+

    Jan 19, 2011
    Dayton
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    #19 chr1st, Sep 2, 2022
    Last edited: Sep 2, 2022
    Welp, no Pedro and maybe no Lucas.

    I think Sands has filled in well for Santos (PLAY YOUR KIDS) but we obviously don't have anyone to replace the quality Lucas brings.

    Of course, we shouldn't need our full-strength squad to smother the F!re. Gotta take all three points at home, especially against these scrubs.
     
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  20. KCbus

    KCbus Moderator
    Staff Member

    United States
    Nov 26, 2000
    Reynoldsburg, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Nothing listed about Artur or Mensah. I’m taking that as good news.
     
  21. chr1st

    chr1st Member+

    Jan 19, 2011
    Dayton
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Former BigSoccer legend and preseason videographer @4castNate* reminds me (as @zman31 did earlier this week) that the Crew have not won two consecutive matches this season.

    Firstly, woof. B, tomorrow would be a lovely day to change that statistic.



    *you should also sign up for his MLS 4cast Substack if you're into that sort of thing
     
  22. Bill Archer

    Bill Archer BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 19, 2002
    Washington, NC
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    It's "hear, hear" Or more accurately Hear! Hear! as in "hear what the guy is saying" as opposed to answering the question "Who ordered the prime rib rare?".
     
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  23. Paul171121

    Paul171121 Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Dec 14, 2018


    Even without Lucas, I think this team is better than Ezra's

     
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  24. Kyle Crew

    Kyle Crew Member+

    Feb 23, 2013
    Columbus, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Chigaco is gonna sit super deep. Won’t need Lucas since we usually don’t struggle against teams like that.
     
  25. eboe

    eboe Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    May 23, 2006
    Columbus, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    So has 98% of the City of Chicago, apparently.
     

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