AS WE DRAW EVER CLOSER TO THE 3RD SEASONS FINALE, EVERYTHING IS COMING TO A HEAD! OUR BRAVE AND LOVABLE HEROES ARE STILL FIGHTING FOR A CHANCE TO QUALIFY FOR THE END OF SEASON CHAMPIONSHIP TOURNAMENT. IN LAST WEEKS EPISODE, OUR YELLOW CLAD CREW REBOUNDED AND WERE ABLE TO SECURE A STALEMATE AGAINST THE FOES FROM THE SOUTH. BUT THE BIGGEST TWIST WAS REVEALED AT THE END, AS AN UNKNOWN FIGURE WENT TO DOWNLOAD A COPY OF THE NOW DEAD COACH BOT 9000'S CONSCIOUSNESS. WHO COULD OF DONE THIS? BUT THERE IS NO TIME TO DWELL ON SUCH THINGS, AS NOW OUR HEROES TRAVEL TO THE SOUTHERN EDGE OF THEIR STATE IN ORDER TO FACE THEIR FIERCEST RIVAL. WITH BOTH TEAMS ABOUT EQUAL, THIS IS A DESPERATE HOUR FOR ALL! WHO WILL TRIUMPH!!!!?!
Fun fact: FCC is a big ol' butt. Don't $#%^ this up, Porter. As for the match... the Crew will be without Pedro and Artur. No Nwobodo for the Fußboys due to caution accumulation. They're right on our heels in the standings but we have a game in hand. Anything less than three points will be absolutely pathetic. Also, we all cheer for the “Inaugural Stadium Kit” soccer team.
We should lose this game just for the lower playoff spot maneuvering because the only way we win MLS Cup this year is if every post-season game is on the road. Which is why I voted for Win By 2 Or More...
It’s been seven straight games where all of our goals have been scored by Cucho and Lucas. Maybe this week is when Mensah hits a header.
Who wants to go? $75 for the bus and match ticket. $55 for a game ticket. Or just $20 for a bus ticket. @FootyRef did you get your transportation figured out? https://nordecke.com/index.php/product-category/norontour/ (There are a very limited number of match tickets available. Don't delay.)
Wait…when did they beat us in an MLS match?? Other than the USOC, I don’t remember losing to them. Oh, and banana kits vs F*CKY or GTFO!!
Wikipedia says it was our fourth and final regular season matchup in the Crew's MLS Championship winning season 2020 where we lost 2-1 in Cincy: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hell_is_Real_Derby
Also, heads up: There's some sort of Bengals game at Paul Brown on Saturday evening, so parking is probably going to be more scarce the closer to the river you get.
Still offering to be the DD down to the match if you need a last-minute ride and can meet at HCS by 4:00.
Taking the teenage daughter; will be at the top of 222; Crew section is 223–will probably sneak over just after kickoff.
Folks, I really hate to do this, but I need to back out of this trip. I might have overdone it on a knee I had totally replaced and then required a manipulation under Anesthesia to break up scar tissue because it wasn't healing right. I just am not sure I could make the round trip from parking to the stadium even with my walker. With that said, I do have the ticket that @Meddlin' Truckstop Owner was kind enough to gift me, so I would certainly like to make sure someone uses it. Please PM me if interested.
Dear FCC, DO NOT SCHEDULE A HOME MATCH WHEN THE BUNGLES ARE PLAYING AT HOME! Your traffic and parking SUCKS! Your friend, TKyle