OK, that was weird. I moved Raza's post here, just to show you that I liked your passive-aggressive idea, but it put it at the top of the thread. Clearly I am still a newbie...
I saw a dead beaver on the side of the road the other day. Not too common round here. I first spotted the tail and thought "damn, some pet owner let their platypus out"
One of my favorite Onion headlines of all time was "Road Kill Squirrel Remembered as Frantic, Indecisive" See Obituaries B12