Right hand not knowing what the left is doing...

It is odd that they would create that product and build an entire web page...all just for Theodore.

 

It's a collector's item...duh

 

I like when Big Soccer suggests I buy an FC Dallas Edson Edward jersey

 

Just so everyone is clear.....none of you want to know what my left hand is doing.

 

I've got one hand in my pocket...the other one is giving a peace sign.

 

I know what its doing, since I can feel it cupping my balls right now...

 

My left handed friend Jonny used to call his right " the inexperienced b____".

 

Please keep the Alanis Morissette references to a minimum.

 

I was just thinking the same thing.....isn't it ironic?

 

Kill me

 

You oughta know we're really big fans.

 

I suppose now is the time to mention that all I really want is for my precious illusions of a near perfect season to become a reality.

 

It's like meeting the girl of your dreams... and she's twelve.

 

And I'm here to remind you of this.

 

The incompetence of the FCD front office really is a jagged little pill to swallow.

 

It's like getting a free ride home from PHP when you've already paid.

 

Don't ya think?

 

This is the most horrible use of song quoting I have ever seen.-Simon Cowell

 

I think everyone is trying to make TFC's visit here a little more comfortable by singing old Canadian folk songs.

 

Buzz, I'm not familiar with those lyrics.
You working blue?

 

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1U29FZIZaM"]YouTube- Jimmy the Cab Driver - Ironic[/ame]

my memory failed me, it's actually "meeting the girl of your dreams... and finding out she's five."

 

I assumed you had a source. I didn't peg you for a Charlie Day type