Wow, I couldn't stand Allen Hopkins and his semi-nasal voice during Bundesliga telecasts on FSW, but Ridge Mahoney on Leverkusen-Schalke must've been calling the game from the comfort of his bed. He had some clever quips as the game went on, some lines that I don't mind stealing, but I wager if I was watching a bottom-table second division team rally from five goals down against Bayern in stoppage time, I probably wouldn't notice!