Revs to sign Freddie Aku?

Discussion in 'New England Revolution' started by JohnnyRev, Feb 27, 2003.

  1. JohnnyRev

    JohnnyRev Member

    Feb 23, 2001
    Boston, MA
    I heard a rumor that the Revs are trying out a tall defender from Easter Island named Freddie Aku. Thor, any truth to this?
     
  2. The Magpie

    The Magpie Member

    Nov 19, 1998
    Cambridge, MA
    Considering the needs in midfield I'd think we'd need look for someone with greater mobility.

    Guy's got size, but he runs like his legs are made of stone or something...

    The Magpie
     
  3. Jon Martin

    Jon Martin Member+

    Apr 25, 2000
    SE Mass
    True, but what a game face!
     
  4. The Magpie

    The Magpie Member

    Nov 19, 1998
    Cambridge, MA
    So true...

    The Magpie
     
  5. Dr Jay

    Dr Jay BigSoccer Supporter

    Aug 7, 1999
    Newton, MA USA
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Isn't he the son of the guy who owned that restaurant in Fresh Pond ?

    I guess the dad must have control of the Polynesian food concessions at Gillette or something.
     
  6. The Magpie

    The Magpie Member

    Nov 19, 1998
    Cambridge, MA
    Dug up a player profile...

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    Photo by: Kei Maha Ariki, Easter Island Sports Images. "Freddy" Aku is pictured 2nd from the left.

    Full Name: Moai Ahu "Freddy" Aku Tongariki
    Birthplace: Mataveri, Easter Island
    Age: 602 years old.
    Nationality: Chile
    Height: 23 feet
    Weight: 13.9 Tons
    Position: Center Defender/Midfielder
    Curent club: unattached
    Previous club(s): Blind Prophets (Chile), Easter Island Wanderers (Chile), Moai United (Chile), Manchester United Reserves (England)

    "Freddy" Aku is now entering his 13th professional season, having spent the bulk of his career playing for lower division sides in Chile, yet also having played briefly in the Reserve squad for Manchester United in the early 1990's. His last club, Blind Prophets, saw Aku turn out for over 200 appearances. However, in a Prophets career spoilt by injury Sam has fluctuated between a clearly struggling-almost player, and perhaps the best central midfielder outside of the top Chilean Leagues. It is without doubt that Aku was the single largest influence in the Prophets progression to the G.E.I Trophy final last year, with two spectacular goals in the semi finals against cross island rival and former club Wanderers, only to be cruelly denied by a moment of idiocy in a 'nothing match', by being sent-off for a stone-high challenge two minutes from the end.

    If there is a major flaw in Aku's game then it is perhaps his over-exuberance in the tackle and tepid pace. When he falls down, he tends to stay down, and has a habit of taking other players within him.

    However, Aku is available on a free transfer and could be picked up by the Revs as a discovery option.

    "Me kick better ball than Grimandi," Aku told local reporters at Revs camp in Brazil. "But me no move no quick: bit old, legs feel like stone..."

    Just FYI

    The Magpie
     
  7. Danizinho

    Danizinho New Member

    Jul 7, 2000
    The return of Carlos Cementshoes?
     
  8. Scott Zawadzki

    Feb 18, 1999
    Midlothian, VA
    Club:
    New England Revolution
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Oh...Aku, not Adu.

    Scott
     
  9. The Magpie

    The Magpie Member

    Nov 19, 1998
    Cambridge, MA
    The return of Carlos Cementshoes?

    Naaah, I'm thinking more along the lines of Kris "Stumpy" Keldermann ;-).

    The Magpie
     
  10. Sine Pari

    Sine Pari Member

    Oct 10, 2000
    NUNYA, BIZ
    So now the Revs get a deal on cement and chinese food

    Now that is a smart business plan

    ;)

    Seriously though - how would signing this kid work ? I mean honestly he could not possibly be a discovery player ?

    Then again this is MLS
     
  11. Sine Pari

    Sine Pari Member

    Oct 10, 2000
    NUNYA, BIZ
    For those interested Sports Illustrated has an article on Freddy in this weeks issue

    3 pages with some good pictures
     
  12. The Magpie

    The Magpie Member

    Nov 19, 1998
    Cambridge, MA
    Freddie Aku's in Sports Illustrated?

    Wow... I mean, they've had Landon Donovan and Clint Mathis on separate covers...

    ... what's next?

    I might faint.

    The Magpie
     
  13. irishFS1921

    irishFS1921 New Member

    Aug 2, 2002
    WB05 Compound

    the magpie? more like "the cheapshot".
    :D
     
  14. SankaCofie

    SankaCofie Member

    Aug 8, 2000
    Skorgolia
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Nat'l Team:
    Ecuador
    i hear some crazy nuts are already considering freddy to be the saviour of chilean soccer.
     
  15. soccertim

    soccertim Member

    Mar 29, 2001
    Mass
    He plays like a seasoned vet, and yet his birth certificate states that he's barely 14...
     
  16. The Magpie

    The Magpie Member

    Nov 19, 1998
    Cambridge, MA
    This is too funny. If this continues I really might faint.

    The Magpie
     
  17. SankaCofie

    SankaCofie Member

    Aug 8, 2000
    Skorgolia
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Nat'l Team:
    Ecuador
    why doesn't the Chilean Futbol Association have a wrist scan performed??

    from what i've heard Easter Islanders rarely have accurate birth certificates and their youth teams regularly feature overage players.
     
  18. SankaCofie

    SankaCofie Member

    Aug 8, 2000
    Skorgolia
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Nat'l Team:
    Ecuador
    oh.. wait... he's got no wrists.
     
  19. Wolves_67

    Wolves_67 Member

    Oct 27, 2002
    Pasadena, CA
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    He'd be a Discovery Channel player.
     
  20. moacir

    moacir New Member

    Feb 16, 1999
    Figueira da Foz, PT
    Birth certificate

    Talking about Birth Certificate, the REVs should have checked on Sandro Hiroshi formerly of São Paulo FC and recently released by Flamengo... He knows all about funny birth certificates and multiple passports...
     
  21. JohnnyRev

    JohnnyRev Member

    Feb 23, 2001
    Boston, MA
    Excellent!!
     

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