Reasons Why Ny Is Pissing Me Off, Vol. I

Discussion in 'NYC OT' started by Q*bert Jones III, May 3, 2012.

  1. Q*bert Jones III

    Q*bert Jones III The People's Poet

    Feb 12, 2005
    Woodstock, NY
    Club:
    DC United


    If you see me on the train, carrying a child for 20 minutes, then get up and offer me a seat WHEN THE TRAIN ARRIVES AT YOUR STATION, you can ******** right off if you think I'm gonna thank you.

    Brooklyn, I love you. But this whole organic, artisinal, and/or locally grown pretentiousness bullcrap has got to end. Also, please stop complaining about everything.

    Dear MTA, the metrocard color scheme of yellow, brown and blue angered and frightened me when it first appeared. In 1994. Also, if you don't fix stuff it will eventually fall down and make boom boom.

    Bicyclists, vegetarians, people without TVs, Republicans: we all value the choices you have made in your lives, but shut your gaping yap about them.

    Park Slope.

    After all these years, the NYPD are still a fat, belligerent invading army of Nassau County.
     
  2. Quakes05

    Quakes05 Member+

    Oct 1, 2005
    birthplace of MLS
    do you ever stop whining?

    maybe if you grew a pair your outlook on life would change...

    ...did you ever think of that?

    you're welcome
     
  3. Q*bert Jones III

    Q*bert Jones III The People's Poet

    Feb 12, 2005
    Woodstock, NY
    Club:
    DC United
    While NY may be pissing me off, I can take comfort that it's not Sad Jose.
     
  4. Quakes05

    Quakes05 Member+

    Oct 1, 2005
    birthplace of MLS
    San Jose is awesome, what do you know of my beautiful city? besides a 5 goal thrashing last night, of course.
     
  5. Q*bert Jones III

    Q*bert Jones III The People's Poet

    Feb 12, 2005
    Woodstock, NY
    Club:
    DC United
    I don't know anything, or care, at all .It's just a suburb of San Francisco. Here's the view from my window:

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  6. Quakes05

    Quakes05 Member+

    Oct 1, 2005
    birthplace of MLS
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    what a clever boy :thumbsdown:
     

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