Parking the Bus for 90 Minutes -- Soccer Tactics for Dummies by Dominic Kinnear How to Eliminate that New Stadium Smell in No Time at All by David Kaval Smoke Bombs -- The New Terrorist Weapon of Choice by The Earthquakes Front Office
Just a suggestion, folks. The idea here is that the book titles / authors are supposed to be ironic, as in books on topics that you would not expect the author to be able to expound on, and hence the "thinness" of the book. Just trying to keep us on track!
Corner Kicks for Sure-Fire Hat Tricks by The 2016 San Jose Earthquakes Players Save that Sub! And Other Secrets I Use to Keep My Full Roster Healthy by Dominic Kinnear Ensuring Consistency of Calls Within and Across MLS Matches by The Professional Referee Organization Cannonball: How to Keep your Shots Low and On-Target by Henok Goitom The Complete Compilation of My Criticisms of the 2016 San Jose Earthquakes and Coaching Staff by Chris Dangerfield
The Big Book of High-Profile International Footballers Interested in Playing for the Earthquakes by Anonymous
Dangerfield one criticism is that he thinks Kinnear was being overly negative when he said this Quakes team is "consistently OK"...
"San Jose Earthquakes Nominated for 2016 Year End Awards" by Major League Soccer http://www.mlssoccer.com/post/2016/11/01/mls-announces-2016-end-year-awards-finalists
Jair Marrufo may want to remove his name from consideration given the difficulties he experienced in the period following the last time he was named MLS Referee of the Year.
"Facing the Music: The First Illustrated Encyclopedia of Post-Loss Kaval's Kickoff Columns", by David Kaval
I know it has nothing to do with the Quakes, but my all-time favorite shortest-book title is, "George Foreman's Big Book of Baby Names"