Quakes sign new Belgian attacker

Discussion in 'San Jose Earthquakes' started by IBleedTeal, Apr 1, 2014.

  1. IBleedTeal

    IBleedTeal Member+

    Jun 2, 2001
    Yves Fiat
    Club:
    Juventus FC
    Anybody else heard anything about this guy?

    I can't find too much info about him, but he might be the attacking player we've been dreaming of!


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  2. Goodsport

    Goodsport Moderator
    Staff Member

    May 18, 1999
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I heard that he previously starred in the Belgian version of a beloved movie franchise:


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    GO SAN JOSE EARTHQUAKES!!! :cool:


    -G
     
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  3. falvo

    falvo Member+

    Mar 27, 2005
    San Jose & Florence
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    Italy
    Looks like Sting!

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  4. Albany58

    Albany58 Member+

    Sep 14, 1999
    Concord, CA USA
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    This team needs Yves Buelinckx!!!!:inlove:
     
  5. mjlee22

    mjlee22 Quake & Landon fan

    Nov 24, 2003
    near Palo Alto, CA
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Is this an April fools joke?
     
  6. TyffaneeSue

    TyffaneeSue moderator
    Staff Member

    Nov 15, 2003
    Upstairs
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    I heard it was Belgian chocolate. Wrong holiday?
     
  7. JazzyJ

    JazzyJ BigSoccer Supporter

    Jun 25, 2003
    #7 JazzyJ, Apr 2, 2014
    Last edited: Apr 2, 2014
    I think IBleedTeal misheard Doyle. He didn't say "Yves the Belgian Attacker". He said "Eve the Edenic Temptor". Why sign her? She's out of contract and may still have a "direct line" to heavenly headquarters. In short, she could come in real handy with the whole business of directing Salinas's crosses. She should not be allowed, however, to bring items to the postgame meal.

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  8. DotMPP

    DotMPP 'Quakes fan in Stumptown

    San Jose Earthquakes
    United States
    Jun 29, 2004
    SE Portland, OR
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    #8 DotMPP, Apr 2, 2014
    Last edited: Apr 2, 2014
    Yes, you can rest assured, a Belgian player signing, as long as Doyle is around, reported by anyone on this board, will be an Ives joke.

    Specially if G throws in the Matrix graphic
     
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  9. TyffaneeSue

    TyffaneeSue moderator
    Staff Member

    Nov 15, 2003
    Upstairs
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    It's not as if anyone plays soccer in Belgium.
     
  10. Albany58

    Albany58 Member+

    Sep 14, 1999
    Concord, CA USA
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    You mean they're not going to get Yves Buelingkx? We've been trying for 15 years.
     
  11. IBleedTeal

    IBleedTeal Member+

    Jun 2, 2001
    Yves Fiat
    Club:
    Juventus FC
    If anything, this board needs Yves Buelinckx. It's like 2000 all over again.

    Azizi Pierazzi.
     

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