No real talent. Can't rap. Can't sing. Can't write lyrics. Dances like a hypoglycemic after a case of Pixie Stix. Confuses sampling with wholesale theft. Represents the fashion equation of (Cher + Ricardo Montalban / Billy Idol) x John Gotti (to the 3rd power) The only advantage he has over Hammer seems to be a much sharper business sense and more famous friends. His continued success and popularity never fails to astonish. Discuss.