Hi, I'm your father. You never saw me. I never spoke to you but I wrote you this incredibly long letter. In this letter I'll tell you all about my other children and their relationship with me. Well, actually I didn't write the letter. Other people did. I wrote my letter in a language nobody's really sure about and it's been translated a million times. Places and dates don't really correspond, but never mind that. You have to believe in me. If you don't you'll burn in hell. You must believe I am good and almighty. I will never give you any proof of my existence, except that letter that other people have written about me. Just believe in me. Okay? If you believe in me you'll see me. If you still don't see me you're not trying hard enough.