Presidential Debate Cancellation Thread (R Possible)

Discussion in 'Elections' started by The Devil's Architect, Sep 29, 2020.

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What manufactured crisis will TrumpCo use to avoid debate / look "presidential"

Poll closed Sep 29, 2020.
  1. Kim Jogn-un launches an IRBM over Japan - Favor to Jina

    2 vote(s)
    20.0%
  2. Cruise Missile retaliation for faked Iran attack on MBS - Favor to Both MBS / Iran

    2 vote(s)
    20.0%
  3. Ivanka falls ill, rushes to side (He don't give a shit about Meliana)

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  4. Putin falls ill, rushes to side

    1 vote(s)
    10.0%
  5. Refuses to get on stage - claims Biden is Covid +

    3 vote(s)
    30.0%
  6. Refuses to get on stage - claims he is Covid +

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  7. Antifa Suicide Squad attacks presidential motorcade

    2 vote(s)
    20.0%
  1. The Devil's Architect

    Feb 10, 2000
    The American Steppe
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    It's my suspicion that TrumpCo will manufacture a crisis to get him out of the debate tonight, avoiding the embarrassment of...
    1. Losing a push up battle to Biden (Biden does 50, one handed)

    2. Having Biden drop 8 hundred dollar bills in front of him and say "next year's taxes are on Joe Biden, Donnie"

    3. Having a coronary on stage from the 12 lines of Adderall

    So, taking bets on what manufactured crisis Donnie will have to address rather than getting run ruled in tonight's debate. Don't see your bet, post it.
     
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  2. xtomx

    xtomx Member+

    Chicago Fire
    Sep 6, 2001
    Northern Wisconsin, but not far from civilization
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Oh, come on, man.
    You have to allow multiple votes.
    This one person, one vote nonsense is unfair.
     
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  3. stanger

    stanger BigSoccer Supporter

    Nov 29, 2008
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    When Biden shows up for all three debates I will have won two bets. 1) A nice bottle of Jameson's Caskmates and 2) use of vacation condo in Scottsdale with golf included.

    Trumpies are so gullible.
     
  4. The Devil's Architect

    Feb 10, 2000
    The American Steppe
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Go make a Tiktok
     
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  5. xtomx

    xtomx Member+

    Chicago Fire
    Sep 6, 2001
    Northern Wisconsin, but not far from civilization
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Please have the condo properly sanitized and enjoy!

    By the way, what do you "win" if Trump fails to show up for all three debates?
    (a far likelier scenario)
     
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  6. stanger

    stanger BigSoccer Supporter

    Nov 29, 2008
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I have a hard time believing the guy I bet for that one will show.

    I would win the bet and take his $$ on the course after he paid my way. A golf vacation I would actually make money on!
     
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  7. usscouse

    usscouse BigSoccer Supporter

    May 3, 2002
    Orygun coast
    Trumps potential excuses so far.

    Biden is on dope.
    Biden has a secret radio link.
    Biden is going to invoke Ivanka
    Melania has just filed and trump has the shits
    Trump has the shits.
    Biden put Stormy Daniels on the front row.
    Important phone call and he has to take it.
    The real Osama bin Ladin has just been found. “I’m needed in the situation room.”
     
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  8. usscouse

    usscouse BigSoccer Supporter

    May 3, 2002
    Orygun coast
    As long as you don’t get to play Pele. (The caddies name for him) You have to allow for the holes in ones and super eagles.
     
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  9. QuakeAttack

    QuakeAttack Member+

    Apr 10, 2002
    California - Bay Area
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I voted for Putin falling ill. He would want to look into the eye's one last time.
     
  10. bostonsoccermdl

    bostonsoccermdl Moderator
    Staff Member

    Apr 3, 2002
    Denver, CO
    Trump will suddenly have a change of heart, and realize such a public gathering is quite dangerous. The safest alternative of course, is to go play golf...
     
  11. stanger

    stanger BigSoccer Supporter

    Nov 29, 2008
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Golf is a safer alternative to just about everything these days.

    [emoji16]
     
  12. xtomx

    xtomx Member+

    Chicago Fire
    Sep 6, 2001
    Northern Wisconsin, but not far from civilization
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    I like that no one has voted for the "Ivanka falls ill" option.
    We all know that Trump would want nothing to do with Ivanka if she fell ill and certainly would not rush to her side.
     
  13. Val1

    Val1 Member+

    Arsenal
    Mar 12, 2004
    MD's Eastern Shore
    Club:
    Arsenal FC
    None of the above.

    Trump cannot give up the spotlight. No matter how he sucks in this debate, he'll make the next two as well.
     
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  14. KCbus

    KCbus Moderator
    Staff Member

    United States
    Nov 26, 2000
    Reynoldsburg, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
  15. Chesco United

    Chesco United Member+

    DC United
    Jun 24, 2001
    Chester County, PA
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    Argentina
    Looking likely that the remaining Presidential debates will be cancelled.
     
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  16. dapip

    dapip Member+

    Sep 5, 2003
    South Florida
    Club:
    Millonarios Bogota
    Nat'l Team:
    Colombia
    I can’t imagine an out-of-breath Douce trying to bullsh!t his way for 2 hours... It will look terrible, not to mention the health risks.
     
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  17. Smurfquake

    Smurfquake Moderator
    Staff Member

    Aug 8, 2000
    San Carlos, CA
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    But he's going to try to make it look like Biden backed out. His campaign will put some ridiculous conditions on the next debate, like both candidates will be at the same podium using the same mike with no distance or barrier between then, and then when the Biden campaign says no, they'll go "what's sleepy Joe afraid of" of something like that.
     
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  18. dapip

    dapip Member+

    Sep 5, 2003
    South Florida
    Club:
    Millonarios Bogota
    Nat'l Team:
    Colombia
    If I were the Biden campaign I would preemptively put some more serious conditions that Trump would not abide for: Testing, plexiglass cabin, a 10 minute opening statement, jog up and down a ramp...
     
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  19. Smurfquake

    Smurfquake Moderator
    Staff Member

    Aug 8, 2000
    San Carlos, CA
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Drink a glass of water with one hand!

    edit to add: Release the last ten years of tax returns!
     
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  20. sitruc

    sitruc Member+

    Jul 25, 2006
    Virginia
    The first debate was the only debate I can remember without water. I assume that was part of negotiations.
     
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  21. SetPeace

    SetPeace Member+

    Jun 22, 2004
    SC Illinois
    Club:
    Torquay United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    The first debate reminded me of the movie, "Grumpy Old Men".
     
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  22. dapip

    dapip Member+

    Sep 5, 2003
    South Florida
    Club:
    Millonarios Bogota
    Nat'l Team:
    Colombia
    The Orange baboon is still thinking he can travel to Miami for the debate in about 10 days....
     
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  23. dapip

    dapip Member+

    Sep 5, 2003
    South Florida
    Club:
    Millonarios Bogota
    Nat'l Team:
    Colombia
    So what's Kamala's playbook?



    I like the giant hamster ball idea though...

    [​IMG]
     
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  24. xtomx

    xtomx Member+

    Chicago Fire
    Sep 6, 2001
    Northern Wisconsin, but not far from civilization
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    That is a very stupid strategy.
    Not the hamster ball, that would be fine.
    The "answer" is idiotic.
    She needs to answer every question calmly, thoroughly and sternly, just like she does in the Senate.

    If she gets a chance to speak directly to Pence, she should take the exact stance she did against Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III and make the man squirm.
     
  25. dapip

    dapip Member+

    Sep 5, 2003
    South Florida
    Club:
    Millonarios Bogota
    Nat'l Team:
    Colombia
    I don’t think that to paint Pence as incompetent is a bad strategy, and definitely, not incompatible with who Kamala is, and how she’ll approach the debate.

    And for sure, Pence will squirm, just from imagining being confronted by a dark-skinned, foreign-conceived, abortion-loving, liberal educated woman.
     
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