Power hire new Press Secretary.

Discussion in 'NWSL' started by LMoroney, Apr 16, 2003.

  1. LMoroney

    LMoroney Member

    Jan 28, 1999
    The Power have hired a new spokesperson / press secretary: Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf formerly of the Iraqi Information ministry.

    Upon his hire, Mr al-Sahafs' first statement with regards to his new employers:

    "Those dogs the Atlanta Beat, those lying dogs, they did not beat us with five goals as they lying media pigs suggest. No, their stomachs are burning with the damage that we inflicted on them and their morale, and drove them all the way back to where they came from.

    Marenoff, may she be praised, blessed and protected, guides us knowlingly through this."

    "As for Washington and that Hamm piglet, we will inflict upon them a defeat like you will not believe, we will throw our shoes at them and kick their backsides as they run away from us."

    More to come....

    :L
     
  2. magiclamp

    magiclamp New Member

    Jan 2, 2000
    New Yawk
    ROTFLMAO!!!

    You nearly had me shoot hot coffee out my nose!

    :D :D

    N~
     
  3. LMoroney

    LMoroney Member

    Jan 28, 1999
    I'll keep working on it! :)
     
  4. thegoofy1

    thegoofy1 New Member

    Dec 8, 2001
    Denver, CO
    ROTFLMAO!

    Thanks, now everyone the office is wondering why I'm choking on my water :p

    LOL
     
  5. piper

    piper New Member

    ROTFLMFMAO!!!

    That's fricken great!!! :D:)
     
  6. LMoroney

    LMoroney Member

    Jan 28, 1999
  7. thegoofy1

    thegoofy1 New Member

    Dec 8, 2001
    Denver, CO
    ROTFLMAO!!! :D Good job!
     
  8. piper

    piper New Member

    OMG!!! I'm laughing so hard I'm crying!

    ROTFLMFAO!!!
     
  9. milbrett

    milbrett New Member

    Apr 9, 2000
    MA
    :D LMAO ... that is great!
     
  10. thegoofy1

    thegoofy1 New Member

    Dec 8, 2001
    Denver, CO
    L, do you mind if I use part of that in my signature? :D
     
  11. LMoroney

    LMoroney Member

    Jan 28, 1999
    Feel free...

    Based on the response I have started an NY Power Ministry of Information site -- I'll let you know when its' ready.

    :L
     
  12. thegoofy1

    thegoofy1 New Member

    Dec 8, 2001
    Denver, CO
    Excellent, thank you :D

    I can't wait!
     
  13. piper

    piper New Member

    I can't either!

    LMAO
     
  14. Alana1079

    Alana1079 New Member

    Jun 9, 2002
    Backwoods, Florida
    lmao

    Very well done, LMoroney. Very, very well done. :D
     
  15. SunnyJah

    SunnyJah New Member

    Oct 29, 2001
    depends on the season
    !!!
    that's just what the power need. : )
    love it ; )
     
  16. g4m

    g4m New Member

    Oct 28, 2000
    New Jersey
    While we are at it why doesnt the information ministry hire mark ziglier away from the spirit as his head writer :rolleyes:

    sorry but his writing as of late has ranged from deplorable (FC1 @ RFK?!) to rediclious puffery
     

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