Post of the Year

theburden · Mar 26, 2003

Major League Soccer > MLS: Fans > Fire Fans= Lazio Fans of MLS?
from: Fairweatherfan

Well you boys certainly can joke all you want about your "politics" and go on using the language incorrectly with phrases that end in the word "ungood," but I'm honestly so shaken, I don't know what to say.

As a single mother of three in Naperville, I've realized it's hard enough to raise my kids without having to worry about the safety of their minds and bodies at local Fire games. Lord knows, I can't say for sure who all the fathers of my children are, but given my history of lovemaking and physical congress, it's safe to assume and say that at least two of my children are of mixed race. I honestly feel that's the best route that humanity can take. We need to learn to love what makes us different.

Instead, I have to worry about my children sneaking off to soccer games with neo-fascists and abusers of the English language while I'm busy lobbying the local business bureau to install another starbucks (preferably with a drive-through) in downtown Naperville. Shame on the nazies, shame on you mr. "burden" for your improper grammar, and most importantly, shame on you mr. "piracy" for promoting an out-of-date lifestyle of pillaging and plundering while also conducting in the defamation of mathematics.
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flynn you are a god among men

theburden · Apr 15, 2003

Bump
To the Irish Man of Mystery

HalaMadrid · Apr 15, 2003

That wa Flynn?

was he drinking then too?

CUS · Apr 15, 2003

I'm lost. Is she saying that promiscuity is the best route that humanity can take? And she's the grammar police.

CHEESE anyone?

theburden · Apr 15, 2003

Originally posted by HalaMadrid
That wa Flynn?

was he drinking then too?
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Oh it was definitly flynn. But thats how funny he can be stone cold sober.

and CUS, really. you thought this was serious?

modernpiracy · Apr 15, 2003

this post was waaaay better considering the context of chicago fire nazis and 1984 refrences. i'd post the link to an offsite mb but this whole thread will be erased. pm if you want the link.

nicodemus · Apr 15, 2003

what are nazies?

FairWeatherFan · Apr 15, 2003

thanks for the props andrew. I've put my explanation of the weekend in the "Who was this?" thread.

your currently sober Irish Man of Mystery,
Flynn

FairWeatherFan · Apr 15, 2003

by the way, I'm always serious.

I'm not sure if Cam or Andrew told you on Sunday Liam, but my nickname in grade school was "Mr. Business".... because I don't mess around with "humor."

jjayg · Apr 16, 2003

Originally posted by FairWeatherFan
thanks for the props andrew. I've put my explanation of the weekend in the "Who was this?" thread.

your currently sober Irish Man of Mystery,
Flynn
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I think your explanation needs to be moved into this thread. It could definately be "post of the year"
Well done.

p.s. maybe your new nickname can be Mr. stomach pump