Poor Fred Durst

Discussion in 'Movies, TV and Music' started by Footix, Oct 8, 2003.

  1. Footix

    Footix Member

    Dec 11, 1998
    Left Of The Dial
  2. stanleyt

    stanleyt Member

    Dec 7, 1998
    Harlem, USA
    He's consoling himself by chatting up Halle Berry.

    You know she's close to being single right now.
  3. Doctor Stamen

    Doctor Stamen New Member

    Nov 14, 2001
    In a bag with a cat.
    She'd be a bit desparate for attention if she was to get it on with Freddy boy.
  4. Belgian guy

    Belgian guy Member+

    Club Brugge
    Aug 19, 2002
    Club Brugge KV
    He tried the same thing with Angelina Jolie, but she apparently laughed him away...

    Why would any celebrity babe wanna start something with this ugly, dumb, no-talent has-been?
  5. Mattbro

    Mattbro Member+

    Sep 21, 2001
    I don't see why anyone would sue for that. It would seem to me like it would be cheap at twice the price to see Fred Durst get hit in the sack by a lemon after dodging a hail of garbage on stage.

    A historic moment witnessed by a privileged few.
  6. BlueMeanie

    BlueMeanie New Member

    Apr 1, 2002
    There are so many things the "victims" could have done (arrange boycotts, SPAM radio stations, etc.), but we live in such a litigious society it's pathetic. This is just like those losers who sued Creed a while ago (also in Shitcago if I'm not mistaken) and had their case thrown out last week finally. And to sue over this kinda crap, these saps had to admit they are fans of Limp Bizkit or Creed. Even worse.

    Not to mention none of these people suing must be math majors. They each want a $25 refund (of the $75 face value) because Limp Bizkit only played 17 minutes. But there were FIVE bands, so that should be $15, and even less since Limp Bizkit played over 25% of their one-hour set. Not really a bunch of Mensas we're dealing with, eh? ;)

    Pretty soon, kids' math tests will include questions about this kind of litigation:

    1. Johnny saves up allowance for two months so he can afford the $75 US for one ticket to see his favorite rock band, who are part of a showcase tour featuring five pop acts. Johnny's favorite band is supposed to play a one-hour set. The people next to Johnny help chase the band offstage 17 minutes into their set, by throwing projectiles such as lemons and sodas at the band.

    Should Johnny sue, and if so, for how much? Or, should he have just beaten the **** out of the idiots next to him? If the latter, prove as a theorem. You must show all your work.

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