Ok, I'll start the short bus, no holds barred DC United v cRapids Thread. TROLLS WELCOME, COME AND GET SOME I'm sensing some sullen and withdrawn DC fans. Well........SNAP OUT OF IT!! We're back home, Jaime and Nellie are back, the cicadas are almost gone and it's prime beer drinking season. Let's go bash some cRapids.....who's with me?
Re: Poop or Get off the Pot. The Short Bus thread Im with you! I would just like to take this oppourtunity to commend Hanki for getting OWNED by Bruce Arena, and Im hoping that we too can embaress the cRapids on Saturday. Well, embaress them more than they normally are, anyway. Their jersies are disgusting. Whenever I see them, I feel like something crawled down my throat, farted, and then died.
Re: Poop or Get off the Pot. The Short Bus thread man i had the weirdest omen happen today. i went to my usual coffeeshop for my daily fix on king st. and there inside was a dude in a kilt, a real scotsman from the sound of his accent. it was very odd, i'd never seen him before, he seemed actually to be a tourist. of course it got me thinking about what one might call MLS' own sheepshagger, er, scotsman Spencer. man i am drinkin about the coldest beer i have every drank, it gave me a headache it is so cold. very nice...
Re: Poop or Get off the Pot. The Short Bus thread The 40 oz. Brain Freeze. Brilliant I don't know about you dudes, but I plan on bringing it hard saturday. We gotta rock the house. Barra represent. btw, Spencer's a butt pirate.
Re: Poop or Get off the Pot. The Short Bus thread I bring it hard, every saturday, foo. Ill probably kick it up about 10 notches though since this is our first homegame in three weeks! See you on saturday to laugh at the cRapids Vamos united (Im bringing the ribs, with better marination this time too)
Re: Poop or Get off the Pot. The Short Bus thread Ah, I love to hate the wee goat fvcker from Motherwell!! And your little Peckerman, too
Re: Poop or Get off the Pot. The Short Bus thread Crapids lost tonight.... They are traveling and playing on short rest. We better beat them.
Re: Poop or Get off the Pot. The Short Bus thread I am getting there......slow....but feeling to extreme pain of a "peak-a-boo" poop....trying to come out...but sliping back in, just when you think those funny bells start to sound when the release comes...I was thinking I should update the reading material in the bathroom...The Sears Catalogue...just is not happing anymore.....Seems that someone stole my favorite "hidden" stash of good mags for the "Sit-and-$hit" time........ Opps...was I thinking out loud again???? Colorado SUCKS!!!! BLOWS!!!! and TOSSES DEAD MONKEY-DIC'S!!!!!!!! ~~~Worm~~~ Note to self: Lay off the Diet soda...that Nutra-sweet will give you nightmares of clown-porn....
Re: Poop or Get off the Pot. The Short Bus thread Both Borchers and Pablo are suspended for this week's game. We are missing pretty much everyone through injury. Should be interesting out there. We will kick their ass.
Re: Poop or Get off the Pot. The Short Bus thread So Pablo got suspended in a game he wouldn't have been playing in, that they lost on a pk taken a player they shouldn't have been playing against? Hankinson's a genius
Re: Poop or Get off the Pot. The Short Bus thread I watched the game last night, and just about died laughing when Pablo got carded and Wolff buried them. Poetic justice is the most beautiful thing, surely. Tim
Re: Poop or Get off the Pot. The Short Bus thread I would like to take this time to apologize in advance for screaming in anyone's ear this saturday. For burping uncontrollably during the national anthem, yelling curses at the refs and the crapids and offending your son or daughters precious little ears. I would also like to apologize for dropping trow and running across the field (lengthwise of course). And settling down into loud long wookie calls for the remainder of the second half. I would also like to apologize to the cop who will eventually pull me over for driving very slowly on 95 with my head out the window chanting Ole' Ole' Ole' Ole' and of course to my dog whom I will eventually return home to and annoy for a couple hours dancing around with her while discussing the finer points of the evening as she stares at my wife with the look of "You let him go to another game I see." ps. The streaking thing is not a definite. pss. I hope I have reasons to apologize! Go DC! Fvck the Hanky boys!
Re: Poop or Get off the Pot. The Short Bus thread Was it over when Whinealda scored against us during the league opener? Was it over when Thor Lee scored an own goal? Was it over when LA got the first two goals at Foxboro in '96? Was it over when Cowlumbus ran riot over us in game 2 of the 1999 playoffs? NO! And it is not over now! So the Flamers won a game against us handily...BFD! It is not the Spring game that matters Grasshopper, it is the game in the Fall that will bring hope and joy to the peoples! There are many trials along the way Grasshopper, hold the faith and you shall be rewarded with the promise land! Win, lose, or draw - DC United will still make the Rapids look like amatures!
Re: Poop or Get off the Pot. The Short Bus thread i am pretty big on "herbal freedom". now if we can just some freedom from off-target shots....
Re: Poop or Get off the Pot. The Short Bus thread Mike- beautiful post(ers) ! I was at a couple of those concerts, and seeing the flyers reminds me of many fine hazy thoughts. as for the game, having missed the last two home games for Mother's Day weekend activities and my wife's birthday, I am not letting my Fifth wedding Anniversary get in the way of this one - I'm dragging the missus to the game ! heres to damming the shiitestream, and who knows, scoring on a corner ??! DC, 2-nil
Re: Poop or Get off the Pot. The Short Bus thread We shall fight them at midfield, We shall fight them on the wings, We shall fight them in the penalty box, We shall NEVER surrender!
Re: Poop or Get off the Pot. The Short Bus thread Here's hoping Zsa Zsa Roberts catches a boot to the back of the head a la American History X for living offside.
Re: Poop or Get off the Pot. The Short Bus thread Is your hatred so shallow or your faith so weak, that they can exhaust themselves after a mere 23 messages? I know not what course others may take but as for me...Give me DC United or Give me DEATH! Muerto o Gloria! Vamos United!