Okay, so I haven't got premium membership so I can't do a 'real' one, but bear with me. Which of these will be a tabloid headline tomorrow; 1 - 'Oh My Hodd!' 2 - 'Local Boy Makes Bad' 3 - 'Spirit Of Ardiles Lives On' 4 - 'Spurs Are A Sack Of Sh1t' 5 - 'No More Excuses' 6 - 'Stop Scratching Your Head And Sort It Out, You Giant-Chinned Tosser' 7 - 'Bring Back Gross'