Please construct a team of the worst international players

Veron of Argentina. Hell, the way he played Doctor Stamen could have done better!

 

no david seaman? this fettis guy must be terrible, then.

 

The entire national teams of Mexico, Brazil, and South Korea.

 

<<The entire national teams of Mexico, Brazil, and South Korea.>>

Okay..yeah...that makes sense.

 

Ginola has an increased ability to singlehandedly sink teams (notably France), he has to be on the starting line-up.

 

In right back it should be one of the Neville brothers.

 

Luther Blissett (England) - makes Steve Bull look like Ronaldo by comparison...

Chris Albright (USA) - even more amazing than the fact that he's been capped is the fact that he's actually scored an international goal.

 

Yeah,
At left back, Tim deCler, formerly of Ajax. (lol)

Don't forget to put Keegan as coach !

 

*gets all teary eyes* It's so nice to Agoos finally getting his due

 

The best player on the pitch in their loss to Australia was Nicky Salapu, the American Samoa goalkeeper. Could have been 50 or more if not for him making some incredible saves. Believe it or not, that performance earned him a few trials with Australian pro clubs...

 

Tim de Cler? Gimme a break.

Too bad John Veldman played RB. But I'm 100% sure he's worse than Phil Neville.

 

SEIZOEN CLUB DIVISIE WEDSTRIJDEN GOALS GEM. TRANSFERPRIJS
1986/'87 PSV (Ned1) 1 0 0
1987/'88 PSV (Ned1) 1 0 0
1988/'89 PSV (Ned1) 9 0 0
1989/'90 PSV (Ned1) 0 0 0
" /' " Willem II (Ned1) 27 0 0 verhuurd
1990/'91 Willem II (Ned1) 32 0 0 verhuurd
1991/'92 Sparta (Ned1) 31 0 0 verhuurd
1992/'93 Sparta (Ned1) 27 0 0 verhuurd
1993/'94 Sparta (Ned1) 33 0 0
1994/'95 Sparta (Ned1) 32 0 0
1995/'96 Sparta (Ned1) 29 0 0
1996/'97 Ajax (Ned1) 17 0 0
1997/'98 Vitesse (Ned1) 10 0 0
1998/'99 Vitesse (Ned1) 17 0 0
1999/2000 Vitesse (Ned1) 17 0 0
2000/2001 geen club
" / " RBC Roosendaal (Ned1) 14 0 0 transfervrij
2001/2002 Elinkwijk (NedAm)
TOTAAL 266 0 0

 

He's now at Elinkwijk, a Dutch amateur club (Marco Van Basten once played there if I'm not mistaken)

 

Change Junior Baiano to Neqrouz from Morocco,he is the worst defender ive ever saw in Serie A.

 

Another candidate for worst international right back: Fouzi Al-Shehri of Saudi Arabia.

Go back and watch the tape of their match against Germany, if you still have it. Al-Shehri was solely to blame for four of Germany's goals, and partially to blame for at least two more. And even when the Germans weren't scoring goals, they were going down their left side all the time because half the time there was no one playing right back. (Al-Shehri was caught in the center of midfield!)

Needless to say, Fouzi Al-Shehri was benched for the rest of the tournament, and Saudi Arabia looked quite a bit more respectable against Cameroon and Ireland.

 

On that note, most Poles would agree that Arkadiusz Bak (defensive midfielder) had no business wearing the national team shirt... just before the World Cup one of the Polish fans referred to him as "Poland's answer to ABMOD".

And if we're going on World Cup performances, consider South Africa goalkeeper Andre Arendse, who committed two howlers against Spain, in a one-goal loss. No disrespect to Spain, who played well, but their first goal came when Arendse fumbled a ball that was going straight at him, and their second goal came when Arendse was badly out of position on a free kick, standing near the opposite post from where he should have been. But then I've always thought that Andre Arendse and Hans Vonk are both dodgy...

 

De Cler never played for the Dutch National team did he?

 

Neither did Veldman.