Petition Against Petitions

TIKY · Oct 17, 2003

What's up with the sudden appearance of petitions which I fear will only increase in number?

Sign this online petition against petitions.

comment to easily offended petitioners:
Go back to dressing up as wizards and playing Lord of the Rings in the woods. If your precious soccer league can't survive plastic horns, ethnically cleansed soccer teams, and whatever else the soccer gods throw at American soccer, it'll just die and be reincarnated as a different league.
Life will go on.

CUS · Oct 17, 2003

I would sign your petition, but my New Year's resolution was to not sign any petitions this year.

Paul Schmidt · Oct 17, 2003

Petitions are feckless. Yes, it's true, they lack *#*#*#*#.

I do not see violence as being an unacceptable method of dealing with plastic horns.

EDIT: I'll be darned. I used the word f..e..c..k for my funny for the day, and it got scrubbed... but feckless goes through unscathed. Fascinating software you got there, Bubba.

mpruitt · Oct 17, 2003

amen. they're the dumbest *#*#*#*# ever.

Paul Schmidt · Oct 17, 2003

EDIT- Never mind. My humor streak always goes to *#*#*#* at punch line time.

PZ · Oct 17, 2003

A petition was the start of the process which got Arnold into the governers mansion in Sacramento.

You can do anything with petitions.

SABuffalo786 · Oct 17, 2003

That's it, I'm starting a petition against this petition.

genpabloescobar · Oct 18, 2003

Is this the Offical Petition Against Petitions? And what makes a Big Soccer thread official? Is there an Olympic comittee who determines it?

yellowbismark · Oct 18, 2003

Finally, a voice of reason. Petitions suck!

Ross · Oct 19, 2003

And polls suck too. I hate BS polls. But I love the word feckless.