What's up with the sudden appearance of petitions which I fear will only increase in number? Sign this online petition against petitions. comment to easily offended petitioners: Go back to dressing up as wizards and playing Lord of the Rings in the woods. If your precious soccer league can't survive plastic horns, ethnically cleansed soccer teams, and whatever else the soccer gods throw at American soccer, it'll just die and be reincarnated as a different league. Life will go on.