People Noticing the Fire

Oh God now Don's getting into it with professional players...

 

and Heath Pearce hits block sender in 3...2...

 

LRon doesn't care who he gets into it with. Diss the Fire, regardless of how justified it is, and you're going to hear from him. #unhinged

 

Has Lron gotten into it with Baky yet? That could be entertaining.

 

Don mixes it up with everyone

 

My history teacher asked me who he was.

That was an awkward conversation in a class setting.

 

I think he suffers from Stockholm Syndrome.

 

Can you get Stockholm syndrome if your kidnapping is a delusion?

 

Everything from Don seems to be a delusion.

 

we're still not sure about Patty Hearst.

 

Yes, most people have no idea who Heath Pearce is.

Or, did you mean Don?

 

Having the Fire first on the MLS All-Star ballot is like forcing you to eat your vegetables before touching anything else

— Matt Pentz (@mattpentz) May 16, 2016

 

Replace the word vegetables with the word haggis and, well, yeah.

 

The Fire are like a nice bowl of stone soup

 

Fortunately, Andy can soup to potato.

 

Well, when you light a bag of crap on Fire on MLS' front porch, people tend to notice.

 

I guess we're finally seeing Andy's plan to own the soccer conversation.

 

Rivalries are central to Major League Soccer's expansion plans
http://www.espnfc.com/major-league-...es-key-to-major-league-soccer-expansion-plans

"It doesn't help that Chicago is nearly irrelevant in MLS these days"

 

They said that "the Fire don't have much antagonism for Crew SC.".
WTF?! The use of the name "Crew SC" just makes me cringe knowing that they have no concept of MLS history prior to two years ago.

They also said our biggest rival would be Minnesota because "we should expect Minnesota's fans to travel in significant numbers."
WTF?! That's how we dominated Columbus for almost a decade!

Also, apparently "Chicago is desperate ... for real rivals..."
WTF?! We HAD rivals and still kind of have rivals. We aren't desperate for sh*t. How about you guys do your research further into the fanbase than just going to the tourists and oblivious people working in the FO.

Rival list for Chicago Fire is as follows:

1. Columbus: Fvck Cow-Town
   
2. F*C* Dallas: Fvck Dallas
   
3. LA Gals: Fvck LA
   
4. New England: Fvck Jay Heaps, NE hates our freedom
   
5. DC: Fvck Ben Olsen out of principal
   
6. NY/NJ Whatever Brand that'll give them enough money: Fvck New York in general
   
7. Seattle: I'd rather bomb Seattle than Iraq

Minnesota would make the list for the sole reason that Nick Rodgers is just as bad on Twitter as Alex Morgan (if you get what I mean). Fvck Nick Rodgers.

 

That would be like 2 homeless whinos duking it out. Not pretty but very entertaining.

 

Danny Michallik ‏@DMichallik 20m20 minutes ago
Through the first 10 games, this is Chicago's worst start in club history. #cf97