NSR: People are so inconsiderate regarding The Crew

Discussion in 'Columbus Crew' started by invalid, Oct 27, 2011.

  1. invalid

    invalid Member

    Apr 2, 2003
    Seattle
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    And I thought weddings were bad;

    So I just got a call that my sister went into labor. First born for her, and I'm the only other kid my parents had (no kids here), so this one is kind of a big deal.

    This baby is a total jerk! Those who know me please don't text my any updates this game since I'll probably get to watch it some time tomorrow at 8 am lol
     
  2. Nostradumass

    Nostradumass BigSoccer Supporter

    Jun 5, 2007
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    If she just went into labor, and it's her first, it's very possible she will be in labor well past 10:00 tonight.

    In any case, are you delivering the baby? If not, what is your role. Provide comfort to her by letting her know you are supporting the team. That baby will be there for years, but this game is only two hours. She has other things to worry about. Just tell her you were there, just outside the delivery room the entire time.
     
  3. west ham sandwich

    Feb 26, 2007
    C-bus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    odds are half decent the hospital has ONN (I know OSUMC does)
     
  4. west ham sandwich

    Feb 26, 2007
    C-bus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    and they all definitely have free wifi
     
  5. puttputtfc

    puttputtfc Member+

    Sep 7, 1999
    Show your sister who's boss. The second that kid comes out shove it back in.
     
  6. invalid

    invalid Member

    Apr 2, 2003
    Seattle
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Well I am a man of many talents. I onced saved a seal from a shark and a shark from Seal.
     
  7. KHT_Crew

    KHT_Crew Member+

    Mar 29, 2003
    Queen City, OH
    She's in labor so she is not in much of a position to negotiate. Tell her you will gladly be there if the child is named Guillermo. Otherwise, you will swing in after the game....
     
  8. invalid

    invalid Member

    Apr 2, 2003
    Seattle
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    This game is only on DirectKick :(
     
  9. KCbus

    KCbus Moderator
    Staff Member

    United States
    Nov 26, 2000
    Reynoldsburg, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Screw this. Watch the game. If you do your damn job as an uncle and make sure the kid is raised as a Crew fan, by the time (s)he's old enough to know you bailed on the birth for a playoff match, (s)he'll totally get it.

    Also, you should insist that the docs and nurses all wear yellow so that's the first color the kid sees upon entry to the world.
     
  10. MrPerfectNot

    MrPerfectNot Member+

    Jul 9, 2011
    Denver, CO
    Club:
    Everton FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
  11. Smithsoccer1721

    Smithsoccer1721 Member+

    Feb 16, 2007
    Middle of the Table
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I remember the days when the husband didn't even enter the hospital and now the uncle "has" to be there. Simple math

    Crew > baby
     
  12. Draghignazzo

    Draghignazzo Member+

    Feb 24, 2007
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
  13. zman31

    zman31 Member+

    May 5, 1999
    Columbus, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    It is also broadcast OTA on 10.2. Meaning a little portable TV could receive it. Might be able to buy one from a local store and return it after the game if you have no use for it....

    found this one at radio shack available at many stores around town:

    http://www.radioshack.com/product/i...erName=Screen+size&filterValue=Under+10"

    Not cheap, but none of the cheap ones I found at Walmart or Best Buy were available in store.
     
  14. Ch(Elsey)

    Ch(Elsey) Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    May 2, 2003
    Green, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I really do not know what to make of this thread.
     
  15. machque

    machque Member

    Jun 5, 2008
    Delaware OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    You know what is right. Be there for your sister and your new niece/nephew.
    Remember you can hold this against the child for ever and make it say Uncle;)
     
  16. Nostradumass

    Nostradumass BigSoccer Supporter

    Jun 5, 2007
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I'm guessing Don Garber must be the father? No respect for Crew fans yet again.
     
  17. puttputtfc

    puttputtfc Member+

    Sep 7, 1999
    Well I can make a hat or a brooch or a pterodactyl
     
  18. zman31

    zman31 Member+

    May 5, 1999
    Columbus, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Aha! My son could pantomime the actions of this with a clean diaper while getting a diaper change before he was 1. My wife's favorite movie. I remember her cackling with glee, "come here, you have to see this!"
     
  19. Psycho_Derek

    Psycho_Derek Member+

    Nov 18, 2005
    I can only think that the baby is wanting to see the game, so get the TV set up, let nature takes its course, then open up the beers at 10pm and watch with the newbie. if it's first words are not viva mendoza you are a terrible uncle.
     
  20. eboe

    eboe Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    May 23, 2006
    Columbus, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    fyp ;)
     
  21. Footy Fan

    Footy Fan Member

    Aug 7, 2009
    Nat'l Team:
    Canada
  22. Chad is Dead

    Chad is Dead Member

    Sep 25, 2009
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Is the game on ONN for sure? The listing on my tv says "Primetime Ohio"
     
  23. eboe

    eboe Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    May 23, 2006
    Columbus, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I'm sure it is on there, with it being a fairly last minute decision to have the game Thursday I'm sure the cable company doesnt have an updated schedule, I've seen it before with games on ONN...
     
  24. Chad is Dead

    Chad is Dead Member

    Sep 25, 2009
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    That's what I figured. Just wanted to make sure before kick off.
     
  25. invalid

    invalid Member

    Apr 2, 2003
    Seattle
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    You see, Chelsey, sometimes when a man and a woman love each other, and they want to show it...



    BTW, projected 30 hour labor. Off the hook!
     

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