Panic's World Top 20 Rankings

Discussion in 'The Beautiful Game' started by panicfc, Mar 28, 2003.

  1. panicfc

    panicfc Member+

    Dec 22, 2000
    In my chair, typing
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    In an effort to make some sense of the whole ranking thing, I'm going to
    start my own ranking system. It should be quite eye opening.

    1- Brazil - Reigning champs and loaded with talent, and they have talent
    behind the first string that could be a top ten team as well.

    2- France: on the strength of Zidane and Henry alone, they are my number 2.
    Add Pires and the rest and you have a very strong team. Coaching is a
    problem.

    3- Argentina: Loaded, same as Brazil, just with Crespo injured and Batigol
    getting older - but Claudio Lopez is on fire!

    4- The Netherlands - This is a team to watch for in 2004. Ruud remains
    healthy, plus the style of play. Always fun to watch, and they just might
    win it again.

    5- Spain: Loaded with talent, just need to learn how to win in Spanish
    colors. One problem for Spain is Guti needs to play - not just sit in
    Madrid.

    6- Turkey: They might not be working with the US, but they have an arsenal
    of talent. I can't spell their names, but talent in abundance.

    7- Germany - only just because. Team did well at World Cup, but the
    Bundesliga looks weak. So many of yesterday's stars are still playing.

    8- United States: The up and coming team, If Clint Mathis is on form, which
    he wasn't in 2002 they could wreak some havoc.

    9- England - just to piss them off, they are behind the US. Actually Sven
    Goran has lost the plot. Francis Jeffers, Wayne Rooney and Emile Heskey do
    not deserve to be called up. Jermain Defoe and Joe Cole should be in the
    squad.

    10: Denmark: Always fun to watch, talented, well organized and know how to
    win.

    11 - Italy: Should be higher, but I screwed up - call me FIFA. This team
    should attack, screw defense, just attack like the mother of all attacks. If
    they do this - they are my # 3 team. If they just sit back and play defense
    I hate them.

    12 - Portugal- despite having former Connecticut Wolves head man Dan Gaspar
    working with the keepers, the tempers of the players get in the way. They do
    not know how to win, if they did, well they forgot.

    13 - Czech Republic: Why not

    14: Rep of Ireland - No Roy keane cause he's a wanker. Gritty team, not
    always pretty, but damn they work hard. Like US, but not as athletic.

    15: Belgium: Timmy Simons, Walter Baseggio, and Wesley Sonck - talented.
    Plus they have the best beer in the world.

    16: Mexico: A solid team, usually entertaining. I went to watch their match
    last night, and stupid galavision had informercials instead about computers.
    Who's going to buy a computer from an infomercial? Because of this - they
    get a suck rating.

    17: Korea: I like watching them play, loads of talent, not always tactically
    aware, but that leads to fun games. Want to see how they do away from home.

    18: Cameroon: The indomitable lions - super talented, this is just a guess -
    as I haven't seen them play or remember anything much about them.

    19: Wales: Mark Hughes is one tough mother, plus having some talent in Ryan
    Giggs and fat and bald Johnny Hartson is good enough for me.

    20: Western Timbuktu: Does it really matter? Not really, but thanks for reading this far.

    as compared to:

    FIFA - COCA COLA new world rankings:

    1 Brazil 853
    2 Spain 780
    3 France 778
    4 Argentina 761
    5 Germany 758
    6 Netherlands 752
    7 Turkey 732
    8 Mexico 729
    9 England 725
    10 United States 723
    11 Denmark 704
    12 Portugal 700
    13 Italy 699
    14 Ireland Republic 696
    15 Czech Republic 685
    16 Belgium 683
    17 Cameroon 678
    18 Paraguay 672
    19 Korea Republic 668
    20 Serbia and Montenegro 667
     
  2. Knave

    Knave Member+

    May 25, 1999
    ### MODERATOR'S NOTE ###

    This is actually off topic on the FIFA board and really belongs on The Beautiful Game board. I'll move it there with a redirect. PM with questions.
     
  3. Prenn

    Prenn Member

    Apr 14, 2000
    Ireland
    Club:
    Bolton Wanderers FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England
    Why should that piss us off? You lot have got the obsession with England, not the other way round. Contrary to popular American opinion we really couldn't care less about the US, I think that more than anything gets up your nose.

    Now if you put Scotland ahead of us that'd be a different story...
     
  4. Woody_no1

    Woody_no1 New Member

    Feb 11, 2003
    West Midlands, England
    I know this might sound messed up but when I rate teams I just look at the last big tournament, and when you look at that you see:

    Brazil - Can't argue class side
    France - Failed to score a single goal and went home early
    Argentina - England beat them and they went home early
    Netherlands - They didn't even make it

    Like I say, before you guys start slating what I've wrote I know thats not the right way to look at it and you have to look at the bigger picture but thats just the way I see it.

    We'll soon see how those rankings alter after next year
     
  5. AFCA

    AFCA Member

    Jul 16, 2002
    X X X rated
    Club:
    AFC Ajax
    Nat'l Team:
    Iran
    Look at the last qualification matches played.

    England is +- shite. France, Holland playing quite well. But we'll have to see if Holland are back against Czechia on saturday, who are the first real class side they're up against.
     
  6. panicfc

    panicfc Member+

    Dec 22, 2000
    In my chair, typing
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Re: ### MODERATOR'S NOTE ###

    No worries, I wasn't sure where to put it. I thought I saw FIFA rankings so went for that spot.

    Either way, my first topic in the zone.
     
  7. panicfc

    panicfc Member+

    Dec 22, 2000
    In my chair, typing
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Re: Re: Panic's World Top 20 Rankings

    If I put Scotland ahead of England I'd be losing my mind.

    If I had put the USA ahead of England prior to the last WC, I think more than a few English would be upset. Now, I think they expect it.

    I also think SGE is on the way out, and Glenn Roeder will replace him :D

    Could be worse, could be El Tel
     
  8. panicfc

    panicfc Member+

    Dec 22, 2000
    In my chair, typing
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    You can be messed up, its okay.

    I would love to see the Netherlands v Czech Rep this week. I may have to adjust my ranking after this match.
     
  9. OPArsenal

    OPArsenal New Member

    Dec 17, 2002
    Jacksonville, FL
    Club:
    Arsenal FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Netherlands are a good side, they're a fun team to watch, but I must say that I'm proud of the US. Call me ignorant, because I don't know, but could Arsene Wenger coach the French side? He's got loads of creativity and smarts. He has a real head for the game. Plus he knows almost all of the team from Arsenal.

    Vive le AFC!

    OPArsenal
     
  10. RichardL

    RichardL BigSoccer Supporter

    May 2, 2001
    Berkshire
    Club:
    Reading FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England
    Re: Re: Re: Panic's World Top 20 Rankings

    I'm not a huge fan of el tel, but he wouldn't be worse than glen roeder. Even a mick wadsworth/howard wilkinson dinosoar dream team would be better then glen roeder.

    I don't think anyone expects anyone outside the US to rate the US above England, but readers of this board might be surprised that the US posters don't rate the US higher - they are guaranteed a semi final spot in 2006 apparently.
    Even though every England fan reckons England are by far the best team in the world (every England fan except the one's I've ever spoken to, but what do I know?) I'm probably going to put a bet on us not beating Liechtenstein by more than 2 goals on Saturday. I think an appalling 2-1 win is on the cards.
     
  11. copaantl98

    copaantl98 Member

    Apr 9, 2002
    Good thing you didn't put Mexico ahead of US.
     
  12. Hecho en Mexico

    Hecho en Mexico Member+

    Mar 22, 2002
    Club:
    --other--
    Nat'l Team:
    Mexico
    NEWB?

    !ROFLMAO! ARE YOU SERIOUS?..IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL HAPPY, WHAT THE HECK. NEWB?
    :rolleyes:
     
  13. domingo

    domingo Member

    Jun 26, 2002
    Hanover
    Club:
    FC Hansa Rostock
    Nat'l Team:
    Germany
    @ IMPALED

    Great comment!
     
  14. AFCA

    AFCA Member

    Jul 16, 2002
    X X X rated
    Club:
    AFC Ajax
    Nat'l Team:
    Iran
    Re: NEWB?

    Make a better one. For the sake of some nice discussion.
     
  15. panicfc

    panicfc Member+

    Dec 22, 2000
    In my chair, typing
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Re: NEWB?

    "Newb"?

    What does that mean?

    Lets see your top 20 and we can go from there. Don't forget Serbia and Montenegro are currently ranked # 20 by the FIFA rankings.
     
  16. astabooty

    astabooty Member

    Nov 16, 2002
    China
    Club:
    FC Barcelona
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    i like that u put turkey up relatively high. i would of probably put them in the same spot (maybe behind spain). when it comes to quality they may be better than the teams listed above them but there is no merit to putting them up there...yet. (confeds cup).
    imo after confeds cup the top 4 may look like
    1)brazil
    (no particular order 2-4)
    Holland
    Turkey
    France
     
  17. Iason

    Iason Member

    Feb 7, 2003
    The Fort
    Re: Re: Panic's World Top 20 Rankings



    What about the Socceroos? :)
     
  18. panicfc

    panicfc Member+

    Dec 22, 2000
    In my chair, typing
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Re: Re: Re: Panic's World Top 20 Rankings

    They have to do more than beat England to get up in my Top 20.

    I think Turkey is a fun team to watch, and should be getting better as more of their players play in European competitions.
     
  19. BadReligion

    BadReligion New Member

    Dec 26, 2002
    Washington, DC
    As of now, I agree. Mainly because England has been playing like shite lately, and they need a new coach. Technically England is better than USA, and when they get on a hot streak they do play better soccer than we do. But that's just my opinion.
     
  20. panicfc

    panicfc Member+

    Dec 22, 2000
    In my chair, typing
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Re: Re: Panic's World Top 20 Rankings

    No argument from me either. They are lacking something right now, I think its Hammers in the lineup.

    All Englishmen know that you have to have 3 Hammers in the lineup to win the World Cup.

    Defoe, Cole and Carrick, or maybe Glen Johnson.

    :D
     
  21. Oscar

    Oscar Member+

    Nov 30, 2001
    Holland
    Club:
    Real Madrid
    Nat'l Team:
    Spain
    My top 20 which is bestest of all-eth

    01. Brazil
    02. France
    03. Holland
    04. Spain
    05. Argentina
    06. Italy
    07. Portugal
    08. England
    09. Turkey
    10. Cameroon
    11. Germany
    12. Chzech Rep
    13. Denmark
    14. USA
    15. Paraguay
    16. Croatia
    17. Senegal
    18. Wales
    19. Mexico
    20. Switzerland
     
  22. pething101

    pething101 Member

    Jul 31, 2001
    Smyrna, Ga
    Club:
    West Ham United FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Re: Re: Re: Panic's World Top 20 Rankings

    Throw David James into the mix and that is one heck of a winning club.
     
  23. panicfc

    panicfc Member+

    Dec 22, 2000
    In my chair, typing
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Re: Re: Re: Re: Panic's World Top 20 Rankings

    Hard to believe we aren't in the top 10 in the EPL.
     
  24. panicfc

    panicfc Member+

    Dec 22, 2000
    In my chair, typing
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Re: My top 20 which is bestest of all-eth

    Couple of things that I noticed.
    Top 9 - hard to argue with.

    Cameroon seems a bit high. I like the Germany ranking, and they would drop in my rankings as well.

    Czech Rep looks solid.

    I can't believe I forgot Denmark and Croatia.
    Senegal as well.

    Good stuff.
     
  25. Hecho en Mexico

    Hecho en Mexico Member+

    Mar 22, 2002
    Club:
    --other--
    Nat'l Team:
    Mexico
    Re: Re: My top 20 which is bestest of all-eth

    As I was saying....:rolleyes:
     

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