Four Five years in the Riohazard thread, I said that never has a single-stranded RNA virus attained such Olympic glory as when Hope Solo caught zika. Hahaha! Haha. ha Will the Olympics even get to the opening ceremony (and why are they having one)? Will any women's football team have to drop out an account of 'being a little too positive'? Well, at least we can all make fun of Team USA's jerseys, which seem purposefully designed to interfere with streaming services (and our brainwaves). Gah!