PBP: P01135809 Trump Espionage, Coup, Conspiracy, Racketeering, Fraud & Obstruction Trial Thread

It would so appear.

 

Sure it did.

He did it there because he knew there would be cameras and attention there. And from his perspective the trial itself was part of that which he was protesting...

 

The guy who set himself on fire Friday in Manhattan died.

 

https://apnews.com/article/trump-trial-hush-money-protest-fire-ab7601b86e423d79702b1dda84c5623e

 

One less Trump vote.

 

♫
Just passing wind beneath my wings.

 

This stuff is going to be way too easy:

"When the wind breaks
the cradle will rock."

"The next wind that blows from the north may bring to our noses the scent of digested McD's; our brethren are already leaving the room!"

"Guts full of wind
Guts full of wind
All he is is a gut full of wind."

"But the rocket's red glare
The wind breaking in air,
Gave proof through the night
No one was still there!"

"You'll see those poor devils how they will all scoot
(Wey hey, blow the man down)
Chased along all by the noise of a toot
(Gimme some time to blow the man down)
It's starboard and larboard on deck they will roll
(Wey hey, blow the man down)
For Cheeto Benito has lost bowel control
(Gimme some time to blow the man down)"

"Hail to the cheese."

 

Well...we now all know that the wind ain't called Mariah!

 

"They call the wind McDonald's!"

"The 45th he got the fits
Wouldn't eat any grits
But slurped down many milkshakes mostly of corn(starch)
Constable had to come and take him away
So hoist up ol' Don T's trou
See how the backside flaps
Send for the captain ashore, let the jury go home..."

For an encore:
"Put him in the scuppers turn a hose pipe on him,
Put him in the scuppers turn a hose pipe on him,
Put him in the scuppers put a hose pipe on him
Ear-lye in the morning,"

Or maybe:

"Golden thunders fill the room,
bringing with them noisome fumes.
Sleep little Donald do not cry,
And we'll be there to wave good bye..."

"Lady McDonald
French fries at your feet
Wonder how you manage to call that meat?
Did Donald promise money
For to pay your rent?
Did you think the Donald was heaven sent?

You're putting too much cornstarch in your milkshakes
You're putting too much sugar in your buns
Putting too much cornstarch in your milkshakes--
See how they run!"
(Scott D Bennett, adapted by me)

 

The answer is blowing in the wind!

 

Come to think of it, Buddy Bolden had it covered back at the very beginning of jazz--

"I thought I heard Buddy Bolden say
'Awful! Terrible! Take it away!'
I thought I heard Buddy Bolden shout
'Open up the winda and let the bad air out!'"

 

I cannot tell a lie, your honor

I so wish I had been called for jury duty. pic.twitter.com/IQnSQiWL61

— StrictlyKamala  🇺🇦🌻 (@StrictlyChristo) April 21, 2024

 

Trump’s defense team has been in discussions with Avenatti. Let’s say Avenatti testifies in a way helpful to Trump. Will that be the truth, or will it be a scumbag buying a ticket to freedom that will pay off if Trump wins. We’ve already seen Trump reward Manafort and others with pardons.

 

I know you usually don’t tip for hamberders, but still… And also more gas…

And some of you doubted the authenticity of the farting story. pic.twitter.com/fvqQNs4qNM

— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) April 21, 2024

 

What to do?

The Ethicist | Our nanny was chosen for the Trump jury in Manhattan. She's opted to serve, upending a long-planned trip to Paris. Given the inconvenience she's caused, would it be too much to leak her identity to right-wing bloggers?

— New York Times Pitchbot (@DougJBalloon) April 21, 2024

 

I think it was CNN - Tapper?

 

pretty sure it was Tapper, yeah.
I wasn't paying much attention but remember thinking repeatedly "why doesn't Tapper just shut this idiot down?" he was talking garbage as far as I could tell.

 

Relevant part starts at :43

 

Is that Syfy USA or NZ. I have been wanting to watch that show since you mentioned it but haven't gotten the chance.

 

That was SyFy USA (that's where it aired here). All three seasons are available now on Tubi. That's the only place I know of where you can watch it.

 

How often does a prison bitch get interviewed?

 

I am not an attorney but I think it’s bad when a judge tells you that you are losing credibility with the court. Like time to reevaluate exactly how you ended up here bad…and exactly where you’re going to go next bad….

Merchan: Do you have any caselaw you want to hand up or any other arguments you'd like to make?

Blanche: This gag order: we are trying to comply with it. There is no doubt that Trump is being very careful with your Honor's Order.

Merchan: You are losing all credibility with…

— Katie Phang (@KatiePhang) April 23, 2024