Alright, I know it's a little mean-spirited but I've been thinking of doing this for a while. I was wondering how much play a thread dedicated to the funniest statements written in this forum would get. I personally am constantly entertained by both the searing wit and outright stupidity I see here. So here are the rules: 1) Please no trolling. Don't bring your personal feuds or agendas. This is meant to be pure fun. Not analysis, argument or a boxing ring. 2) Do not attribute the quotes. I know some posters have a strict enough line that a little context might make their quotes even better but attributing the lines will inevitably lead to flame wars. Once again, it's all about fun. 3) That's about it aside from asking, if I may, that the Mods get pretty strict about keeping this thread amiable.
Very recent one that made me laugh. ______________ "This is what we're gonna post at the beginning of the Mexico gamethread exactly as follows: This is a menu to express your view of the game to save time, bold and italicize as necessary so we dont have to read your bullsh*t Bob Bradley cannot coach at this level Bob Bradley is a genius Gooch is clumsy and giving up stupid fouls! Gooch is absolutely shutting down the middle! The only reason Bradley is out there is because of his dad Bradley is making life miserable for their midfelders Landon Donovan is stagnant, he wouldnt be if he played in europe Landon Donovan is the best player on the US squad WHY isnt Jozy Altidore starting THIS is why Jozy Altidore isnt starting WHY is taylor twellman starting ..........WHY is taylor twellman starting LOL Freddy Adu should be starting this game, we need his tactical awareness Freddy Adu needs to put on a bit of bulk, he's shoved off the ball too easily Feilhaber/Edu/Clark/Adu should be starting in the middle instead of Feilhaber/Edu/Clark/Adu Clint Dempsey needs more grit Clint Dempsey has found his grit Why is Pearce/Bornstein starting above Pearce/Bornstein? Rossi is a yank Rossi is not a yank"
lol hellz yes thats what im talking about, i aim to please. I shall start by nominating the Greatest Thread Of 2007 Award: Eddie Johnson's wikipedia page says that Arsenal are ready to offer £5 Million for his services in the January transfer window according to his wikipedia page could this possibly be true? "Arsenal are ready to make a £5 million bid for Eddie Johnson in the January transfer window." ......it really is a thing of beauty that should be enshrined
My favorite post since I joined Big Soccer: Thread: Eddie Johnson performing everyday tasks ... what would Ray Hudson say about it/him?
Also another favorite of mine, which I read through a particular poster's signature line, is as follows: Just thought that one was pretty funny. haha, that's another one of my favorites. I remember exactly who posted this and in which thread. Definitely a classic! Great thread idea man! "You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Aaryque again."
Marc Heider for South African call-up! good times. I think we will have some winners in the mexico game though, keep your eyes peeled
You know his bitch ass son will be there. Fouling people and loosing the ball in mid-field. That wasnt spoken 6 months ago.....that was spoken within the past week.
https://www.bigsoccer.com/forum/showthread.php?t=499826 "Jay Demerit is too fat for the national team" It looks as though Bob sees eye to eye with me.
I loosed a ball once. It wasn't pleasant. But a short, simple procedure and hours of grueling rehab later, I'm once again able to confidently post on Big Soccer.
I remember it was a thread discussing possible changes to MLS including the playoff format and going to a single table. In classic Big Soccer cynicism we got the post, "Whatever they end up doing, I intend to complain about it".
Derby supporters = English NE Revs supporters. about fell out of my chair reading that. short. concise. to the point. funny. true