Out With The Old

1. Best United moment, on the pitch.
Solskjaer's first goal back.
Honourable mention: Rio does 'em again!!

2. Worst United moment, on the pitch.
Not really been many. The 1-0 loss to Arsenal, probably.

3. Best United moment, off the pitch.

4. Worst United moment, off the pitch.

5. Best United goal.
Scholes vs. Villa. Gu-wha!?!?!?!?!?

6. Best goal against United.
Morten Peder... oh. Bit of blank spot here. Nakamura's FK perhaps?

7. Best transfer in.
It's a tough one, but I'll have to go with Carrick (Larsson not coming until 07).

8. Worst transfer in.
Big Tom from West Brom? Victim uh soicumstance, I tells ya!

9. Best transfer out.
Tim Howard. No doubt will be sold to Everton in the summer, worked out well for all 3 parties (a rarity in football these days).

10. Worst transfer out.
David Jones. Such a shame.

11. Best sale not made.
Cristiano Ronaldo

12. Worst sale not made.
Mikael Silvestre by a forehead
Honourable mentions: O'Shea, Richardson.

13. Best purchase not made.
Michael Owen. Or Liverpool's 'league winning' summer signings (sans Kuyt).

14. Worst purchase not made.
A true DCM, so I guess I'll say Hargreaves. Could've helped in one or two matches.

15. Best player.
Scholes, barely
Honourable mention: Ronaldo

16. Worst player.
Silvestre / Richardson
Honourable mention: O'Shea

17. Over-achiever of the year.
Solskjaer. Not so much over-achieving, but who expected this? The sun is shining at Old Trafford again.

18. Under-achiever of the year.
Rooney (I know, I know... but who else can you pick?)

19. Overall satisfaction with United.
Poor... we're DOOOOOOOOMED!

20. Favorite player.
The one giving his all, it has really been a team effort.

The following questions pertain to 2007 or to the remainder of the current season.

21. Dream acquisition for this year.
Roy Keane Mark II. But I'll gladly settle for Hargreaves if the price is right (the idea of whom is really growing on me).

22. Dream sale for this year.
Silvestre, O'Shea or Richardson. Take your pick.

23. Final position in the Prem this season.
I'll just be happy to finish top 6. DOOMED I tells ya!

24. Round of elimination from Champions League this season, if any.
Semi final.

25. Round of elimination from FA Cup this season, if any.
Winners. Sure, why not? We're too DOOOOMED to win the league.

26. Top scorer all competitions this season.
Vidic; he'll beat Ronaldo & Saha's goals off of them. (Ronnie)

27. Is Fergie still manager a year from now?
He'll be lucky if he is manager a month from now. Sack him!

28. Does the debt go up or down?
Down. Still bigger than Louis' black legend, though.

No (but I'd like him to, obviously)

30. Which reserve player, if any, will break through first?
Chopper Chadwick. Failing that, none I reckon.

31. Favorite posters.


32. Favorite threads.
Thus far, matchday threads (been in work for all but 1 of our f'n Saturday games! But I quit the other day).

33. Most tiresome long-running feud.
Germany v. Brazil.

34. Most entertaining long-running feud.
Stump.

35. Posters you wish would post more.
What ever happened to TomClare?

36. Most favorite fan of another team.
Toon2. I miss him.

37. Least favorite fan of another team.
Toon3. I hope he dies in a toilet.

38. Most improved poster.
Grodzilla/Uniteder. Sure why not?

39. Best newbie.
Motterman.

40. Please come back.
Whatever I said, whatever I did
I didn't mean it,
I just want you back for go-oood

41. How old is Dark Savante?
32

42. Is Johno's obsession with Ruud unhealthy?
Not if he cleans up after...

43. Is SirManchester objective in evaluating Bundesliga players?
Does the Pope like Jews?

44. Is Benni objective in evaluating SirMan's posts?
Does Mel Gibson like Jews?

45. Who wears the biggest pair of red-colored glasses?


46. Are fanboys bad for the forum?
Johno (Ruud), SirManchester (anything and everything related to the Motherland), half of the forum (Ronaldo), the other half (Rooney).

47. Who's hotter: Sapphire or World Cup Fanatic?
I in't du'n never seen nunna dem.

48. How does Achtung come up with all those clever pop culture references?
It involves manatees.

49. Does Numquam Moribimur have a drinking problem?
Not by my book.

50. Will Zinni get laid in 2007?
By his own volition?

 

1. Best United moment, on the pitch.
Ronaldos reception by United fans following the World Cup and his emphatic response to the fans at every away ground in England. 20Legends goal scoring return is a close second though.
2. Worst United moment, on the pitch.
The performances in Europe as a whole I think have been less than stellar, especially away from home. I think we can improve quite a bit in that area.
3. Best United moment, off the pitch.
The Christmas party video of the players singing in some pub. Top class stuff.
4. Worst United moment, off the pitch.
Seeing Ruud leave. One of my all time favs, I was quite dissapointed to see him exit the club in such fashion. Sad.
5. Best United goal.
It's fresh in my mind so Scholes' volley against Villa.
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6. Best goal against United.
Also fresh in my mind James Milner's goal at St. James'.
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7. Best transfer in.
Is is really any question? Vidic.
8. Worst transfer in.
I really didn't think there were any "bad" transfers this year. Carrick was overpriced but there is no denying his class.
9. Best transfer out.
Seeing as Silvestre and KRich are still here...
10. Worst transfer out.
Davey Jones.
11. Best sale not made.
Ronaldo.
12. Worst sale not made.
See #9.
13. Best purchase not made.
Parker
14. Worst purchase not made.
Ballack.
15. Best player.
Ronaldo.
16. Worst player.
Silvestre.
17. Over-achiever of the year.
Saha. I wrote him off when he couldn't get fit but our attack is flowing with him at the front.
18. Under-achiever of the year.
Gazza. But he never gives less than 100%, so it's hard to get on him too much.
19. Overall satisfaction with United.
Top of the League. Delighted.
20. Favorite player.
Vidic and Ole stand out. But this is just a squad full of faves.

The following questions pertain to 2007 or to the remainder of the current season.

21. Dream acquisition for this year.
Scotty Parker.
22. Dream sale for this year.
Silvestre.
23. Final position in the Prem this season.
Champions.
24. Round of elimination from Champions League this season, if any.
Depending on who we can get in January, this squad could go deep into Europe if everyone stays healthy. I would be happy with the quarterfinals though.
25. Round of elimination from FA Cup this season, if any.
Champions.
26. Top scorer all competitions this season.
Ronaldo.
27. Is Fergie still manager a year from now?
Yes.
28. Does the debt go up or down?
Down.
29. Does Larsson stay until the end of United's season?
Yes.
30. Which reserve player, if any, will break through first?
Lee Martin. You heard it here first!

31. Favorite posters.
Dark Savante.
32. Favorite threads.
The thread with the "yo mamma" jokes in it.
33. Most tiresome long-running feud.
Benni vs. SirManc.
34. Most entertaining long-running feud.
Everyone vs. Zinni and Maria.
35. Posters you wish would post more.
Tom Clare.
36. Most favorite fan of another team.
Jilty
37. Least favorite fan of another team.
Nicephoras.
38. Most improved poster.
becks.
39. Best newbie.
Can pryme be considered a newbie?
40. Please come back.
Tom Clare.
41. How old is Dark Savante?
33
42. Is Johno's obsession with Ruud unhealthy?
Yes. And he should seek treatment immediately.
43. Is SirManchester objective in evaluating Bundesliga players?
No.
44. Is Benni objective in evaluating SirMan's posts?
Sometimes.
45. Who wears the biggest pair of red-colored glasses?
Numquam!?
46. Are fanboys bad for the forum?
Yes.
47. Who's hotter: Sapphire or World Cup Fanatic?
I won't be able to tell till they attend a meetup and make out.
48. How does Achtung come up with all those clever pop culture references?
Child slaves in his basement.
49. Does Numquam Moribimur have a drinking problem?
No, he has a United problem. Get in!
50. Will Zinni get laid in 2007?
I have a feeling this will be a big year for Zinni, provided he dumps that guy he's obsessed with.

 

1. Best United moment, on the pitch.
Watching all the veterans that I had doubted could heavily contribute, win player of the month awards (Giggs and Scholes) and scoring goals (Former two and Ole)

2. Worst United moment, on the pitch.
Losing to Liverpool earlier in 2006 in the FA Cup. To make it worse, the Alan Smith Injury. This lose triggered a couple of tragic moments (mainly Ruud's departure)

3. Best United moment, off the pitch.
Probably the sing along in the bar at Christmas

4. Worst United moment, off the pitch.
Ruud's departure

5. Best United goal.
Louis Saha's goal against Benfica in Portugal and Scholes Volley against Villa

6. Best goal against United.
Nelson at Old Trafford

7. Best transfer in.
Well we only made two transfers in 2006 so it has to be Carrick.

8. Worst transfer in.
Well since it was only two, Kusczack

9. Best transfer out.
Phil McShane

10. Worst transfer out.
Ruud Van Nistlerooy

11. Best sale not made.
Cristiano Ronaldo

12. Worst sale not made.
Kieran Richardson

13. Best purchase not made.
Mahamadou Diarra or Berbatov

14. Worst purchase not made.
Michael Ballack

15. Best player.
Scholes and Ronaldo

16. Worst player.
Kieran Richardson

17. Over-achiever of the year.
Ole Gunnar Sokjkaer

18. Under-achiever of the year.
Wayne Rooney

19. Overall satisfaction with United.
Very Satisfied scale of 1-10 an 8.5.

20. Favorite player.
Rio Ferdinand

The following questions pertain to 2007 or to the remainder of the current season.

21. Dream acquisition for this year.
Michael Essien or Mahamadou Diarra. [You did say dream]

22. Dream sale for this year.
Kieran Richardson and Mikael Silvestre [you did say dream]

23. Final position in the Prem this season.
1st

24. Round of elimination from Champions League this season, if any.
Semifinal

25. Round of elimination from FA Cup this season, if any.
Winners against Liverpool... oh wait...

26. Top scorer all competitions this season.
Wayne Rooney

27. Is Fergie still manager a year from now?
Yes.

28. Does the debt go up or down?
down after we win the treble.

29. Does Larsson stay until the end of United's season?
No.

30. Which reserve player, if any, will break through first?
Jonathan Evans

31. Favorite posters.
Dark Savante, Teso, VR, can go on forever really. The entire board.

32. Favorite threads.
Transfer thread at the end of the summer window in 2006 and the ******** off Ronaldo thread.

33. Most tiresome long-running feud.
There are none.

34. Most entertaining long-running feud.
Sirmanchester vs. Benni...

35. Posters you wish would post more.
Anyone who is objective. But also Listen Up Fergie

36. Most favorite fan of another team.
Sirmanchester...

37. Least favorite fan of another team.
Nicephoras and Bridge Monkee

38. Most improved poster.
Dunno, everyone has been either consistantly good, or consistantly bad.

39. Best newbie.
Guvnor

40. Please come back.
Anyone who wants to discuss football sensibly Prawn Sandwich, though he hates this board now.

41. How old is Dark Savante?
34

42. Is Johno's obsession with Ruud unhealthy?
Yes

43. Is SirManchester objective in evaluating Bundesliga players?
******** no, read my sig.

44. Is Benni objective in evaluating SirMan's posts?
When Im being serious, and not looking winding him up yea.

45. Who wears the biggest pair of red-colored glasses?
NM

46. Are fanboys bad for the forum?
Yes, besides Joel most of them are unbearable.

47. Who's hotter: Sapphire or World Cup Fanatic?
VR is a perv.

48. How does Achtung come up with all those clever pop culture references?
Billy already used the south park reference...

49. Does Numquam Moribimur have a drinking problem?
Not yet.

50. Will Zinni get laid in 2007?
Yes.

 

1. Best United moment, on the pitch.
Rio scoring against scousers.

2. Worst United moment, on the pitch.
0-3 to Chelsea

3. Best United moment, off the pitch.
Xmas party singing

4. Worst United moment, off the pitch.
Not going after Diarra this offseason.

5. Best United goal.
Saha against Chelsea

6. Best goal against United.
Milner

7. Best transfer in.
Vidic

8. Worst transfer in.
N/A

9. Best transfer out.
N/A

10. Worst transfer out.
N/A

11. Best sale not made.
Ronaldo

12. Worst sale not made.
N/A

13. Best purchase not made.
Torres

14. Worst purchase not made.
Diarra

15. Best player.
Paul Scholes

16. Worst player.
Richardson

17. Over-achiever of the year.
Evra. Tremendous improvement from him.

18. Under-achiever of the year.
Rooney

19. Overall satisfaction with United.
19 out of 20.

20. Favorite player.
Ole Gunnar Solskjaer

The following questions pertain to 2007 or to the remainder of the current season.

21. Dream acquisition for this year.
Hargreaves

22. Dream sale for this year.
None

23. Final position in the Prem this season.
We'll get our trophy back

24. Round of elimination from Champions League this season, if any.
Bad things happen when I predict CL results.

25. Round of elimination from FA Cup this season, if any.
Bad things happen when I predict CL results.

26. Top scorer all competitions this season.
Saha

27. Is Fergie still manager a year from now?
Yes

28. Does the debt go up or down?
Stays right there

29. Does Larsson stay until the end of United's season?
Yes

30. Which reserve player, if any, will break through first?
None

31. Favorite posters.


32. Favorite threads.
The cheesy ones.

33. Most tiresome long-running feud.
Love them all

34. Most entertaining long-running feud.
Love them all

35. Posters you wish would post more.
TomClare, machhoward, Sapphire

36. Most favorite fan of another team.
Teso. West Ham rules.

37. Least favorite fan of another team.
Love them all

38. Most improved poster.
benni, VR

39. Best newbie.
Love them all

40. Please come back.
Mel B.

41. How old is Dark Savante?
41. You knew it, didn't you?

42. Is Johno's obsession with Ruud unhealthy?
I think it's perfectly healthy... for an average fanboy

43. Is SirManchester objective in evaluating Bundesliga players?
No, but then no one is

44. Is Benni objective in evaluating SirMan's posts?
No, but then no one is

45. Who wears the biggest pair of red-colored glasses?
NM

46. Are fanboys bad for the forum?
VR, if they leave, that would leave 3 of us...

47. Who's hotter: Sapphire or World Cup Fanatic?
They are both a perfect 10

48. How does Achtung come up with all those clever pop culture references?
Training for Jeopardy.

49. Does Numquam Moribimur have a drinking problem?
Not as long as he can spell his nickname correctly.

50. Will Zinni get laid in 2007?
Yes, in UK.

 

1. Best United moment, on the pitch.
Rio doing the Scousers in the last minute.
2. Worst United moment, on the pitch.
0-3 at Chelsea, 0-1 to the Rafalution
3. Best United moment, off the pitch.
The players singing "Build a bonfire, build a bonfire, put the Scousers on the top! Put City in the middle, and we'll burn the fucking lot!"
4. Worst United moment, off the pitch.
Taking a gander at United's WAGS. One word: Blech.
5. Best United goal.
Scholesy at Villa.
6. Best goal against United.
There's no such thing as a good goal against United.
7. Best transfer in.
Vidic. He'll kill me if I say anyone else.
8. Worst transfer in.
Ummm... Kuszczak? To be honest, we've been pretty damn good with our purchases recently.
9. Best transfer out.
Ruud. We had to for the locker room's sake.
10. Worst transfer out.
Ruud. Gonna miss the boatload of goals.
11. Best sale not made.
Ronaldo by a mile.
12. Worst sale not made.
Silvestre by a light-bulb shaped head.
13. Best purchase not made.
Torres.
14. Worst purchase not made.
Mascherano. I just think with a class side and a class support system around him, he'd be what we all expected him to be rather than wasting away at West Ham. And not to mention, he'd solve our midfield woes in an instant.
15. Best player.
Ronaldo.
16. Worst player.
Tie between The Three Stooges.
17. Over-achiever of the year.
Giggs. C'mon, should he really be able to do what he is at 32 years old playing the wing? He's just a freak of nature. Close second, 20LEGEND!
18. Under-achiever of the year.
We've been really good this year, it's hard to pick someone for this dubious distinction. The only player I can think of who hasn't met expectations is Rooney, but the bar for him is so sky high, I think Maradona could hardly reach the expectations that we have for young Wayne.
19. Overall satisfaction with United.
Couldn't be happier.
20. Favorite player.
Giggs.

21. Dream acquisition for this year.
Mascherano, for reasons stated in #14.
22. Dream sale for this year.
Silvestre, closely followed by Richardson.
23. Final position in the Prem this season.
2nd, because I don't want to jinx anything.
24. Round of elimination from Champions League this season, if any.
Quarterfinals.
25. Round of elimination from FA Cup this season, if any.
Semifinals.
26. Top scorer all competitions this season.
A month ago, I would have said Saha. I still think it will be, but Ronaldo will give him a hell of a run for his money in that department.
27. Is Fergie still manager a year from now?
No freaking doubt.
28. Does the debt go up or down?
Up, unfortunately.
29. Does Larsson stay until the end of United's season?
Yes.
30. Which reserve player, if any, will break through first?
Lee Martin, we need his depth on the wings.

31. Favorite posters.
I'm only going to point out three posters by name: DS because he deserves a shoutout for all the wonderful and thought-provoking essays he writes; VR for creating this thread and for giving me an insight into the mind of a wonderfully entertaining dirty old man; and Achtung for essentially being the only mod around 3/4 of the time . All y'all rule though!
32. Favorite threads.
Anything with hot women wearing skimpy bikinis.
33. Most tiresome long-running feud.
Benni vs SirMunchenchester.
34. Most entertaining long-running feud.
The terms "entertaining" and "long-running feud" are oxymorons, except in rare instances.
35. Posters you wish would post more.
Billy (who needs to work and make money, anyway? ), machoward
36. Most favorite fan of another team.
Jitty, schafer
37. Least favorite fan of another team.
Anyone from Chelski besides schafer.
38. Most improved poster.
Benni, when he wasn't involved in a feud that just screamed "noisy, violent make-up sex later tonight".
39. Best newbie.
Would need a list to pick from.
40. Please come back.
That kid that VR scared away, McIvs.

41. How old is Dark Savante?
32. Born on November 16, 1974.
42. Is Johno's obsession with Ruud unhealthy?
About as unhealthy as Borat's obsession with Pamela Anderson.
43. Is SirManchester objective in evaluating Bundesliga players?
If by objective, you mean desperately in need of Kleenex and Vaseline/lotion/K-Y Jelly...
44. Is Benni objective in evaluating SirMan's posts?
As objective as Silky Johnson is about Buck Nasty's suit
45. Who wears the biggest pair of red-colored glasses?
NM.
46. Are fanboys bad for the forum?
No, they are essential for comedic value.
47. Who's hotter: Sapphire or World Cup Fanatic?
Never seen either.
48. How does Achtung come up with all those clever pop culture references?

49. Does Numquam Moribimur have a drinking problem?
When is drinking ever a problem?
50. Will Zinni get laid in 2007?
Does it have to be with a woman?

 

1. Best United moment, on the pitch.
2-0 home vs the scousers
2. Worst United moment, on the pitch
ehhh 0-3 to the rent boys
3. Best United moment, off the pitch [
The pub sing a song with the plays made me so proud
4. Worst United moment, off the pitch
the whole rudd saga ...
5. Best United goal
Scholesy volley just the other weekend
6. Best goal against United
Nelson's cracker in CL
7. Best transfer in
Carrick
8. Worst transfer in
NONE !
9. Best transfer out
Rudd......Yes i said it !
10. Worst transfer out.
Davey Jones !
11. Best sale not made
Ronnie !
12. Worst sale not made
#27
13. Best purchase not made
El Nino
14. Worst purchase not made
Mascherano
15. Best player
Ronaldo !
16. Worst player
K Richardson( please ******** off)
17. Over-achiever of the year.
20legend
18. Under-achiever of the year
ehhhh Parky
19. Overall satisfaction with United
No matter what happens in the title race i can honestly say that i love the way we are playing and i couldn't be happier

20. Favorite player
Ole and ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOONEEEEYYY

The following questions pertain to 2007 or to the remainder of the current season.

21. Dream acquisition for this year
El Nino and Gattuso
22. Dream sale for this year
Krichardson
23. Final position in the Prem this season
Mourinhio, are you listening?
24. Round of elimination from Champions League this season, if any
I have just have a feeling that come may we are going to be there in greece. make of that what you will
25. Round of elimination from FA Cup this season, if any.
Ehhh we'll make it to the semi's
26. Top scorer all competitions this season.
Saha
27. Is Fergie still manager a year from now?
Yes Long live Fergie !
28. Does the debt go up or down?
Don't get me started
29. Does Larsson stay until the end of United's season?
I hope so !
30. Which reserve player, if any, will break through first?
Lee Martin !
31. Favorite posters.
The whole lot !
32. Favorite threads.
The hot chick draft!
33. Most tiresome long-running feud.
Benni and sir scouse germany
34. Most entertaining long-running feud.
Benni and sir scouse germany
35. Posters you wish would post more.
Zinni boy !
36. Most favorite fan of another team.
Phisy and Mr.toon !
37. Least favorite fan of another team
All the fanboys ! please ******** off
38. Most improved poster.
Bestbecks !
39. Best newbie
Bestbecks !
40. Please come back
Tom Clare

41. How old is Dark Savante?
33ISH
42. Is Johno's obsession with Ruud unhealthy?
Yes
43. Is SirManchester objective in evaluating Bundesliga players?
well....he loves the germans !
44. Is Benni objective in evaluating SirMan's posts?
Those two need to get a room
45. Who wears the biggest pair of red-colored glasses?
I have a feeling that i am going to win this one ! pfffttt
46. Are fanboys bad for the forum?
Yes they are ....and with out being harsh, they need to leave for good
47. Who's hotter: Sapphire or World Cup Fanatic?
World Cup Fanactic is a girl? can i have a link
48. How does Achtung come up with all those clever pop culture references?
He's just a witty man
49. Does Numquam Moribimur have a drinking problem?
I don't drink !
50. Will Zinni get laid in 2007?
Yes, hopefully not with a man !

 

1. Best United moment, on the pitch.
5-1 Vs Fulham and people Shutup for once.


2. Worst United moment, on the pitch.
3-0 Chelsea

3. Best United moment, off the pitch.

Players in Le pub

4. Worst United moment, off the pitch.

Ruud Vs Fergie

5. Best United goal.

Scholesy vs Villa

6. Best goal against United.

Nakamura in the cl (2nd time)

7. Best transfer in.

Vidic

8. Worst transfer in.

hard to say... Kushashack ?

9. Best transfer out.
N/A

10. Worst transfer out.
Ruud.

11. Best sale not made.
Tweety to lyon

12. Worst sale not made.
Ronnie


13. Best purchase not made.
Ballack


14. Worst purchase not made.
Ducher


15. Best player.
Ronaldo

16. Worst player.
Tweety

17. Over-achiever of the year.
Saha

18. Under-achiever of the year.
Gary Neville

19. Overall satisfaction with United.
On a scale of 1-10 = 7

20. Favorite player.
Scholes

The following questions pertain to 2007 or to the remainder of the current season.

21. Dream acquisition for this year.
A 26 year old Makelele

22. Dream sale for this year.
Tweety to lyon for 751 Million...


23. Final position in the Prem this season.
1st


24. Round of elimination from Champions League this season, if any.
N/A


25. Round of elimination from FA Cup this season, if any.
N/A

26. Top scorer all competitions this season.
Ronaldo


27. Is Fergie still manager a year from now?
yes

28. Does the debt go up or down?
up

29. Does Larsson stay until the end of United's season?
Nope

30. Which reserve player, if any, will break through first?
Evans

31. Favorite posters.
Myself honestly..

32. Favorite threads.
Transfer threads

33. Most tiresome long-running feud.
Sir Manc and Benni

34. Most entertaining long-running feud.
Teso vs Anti United/Fletch/Scotland


35. Posters you wish would post more.
TC Tom clare

36. Most favorite fan of another team.
N/A

37. Least favorite fan of another team.
N/A

38. Most improved poster.
N/A

39. Best newbie.
Billy Ireland

40. Please come back.
TomClare!

41. How old is Dark Savante?
41

42. Is Johno's obsession with Ruud unhealthy?
there is nothing wrong with that...[/jerry]

43. Is SirManchester objective in evaluating Bundesliga players?
SirManchester = SirGerman

44. Is Benni objective in evaluating SirMan's posts?
dont care

45. Who wears the biggest pair of red-colored glasses?
Numquam Moribimur

46. Are fanboys bad for the forum?
yes Very bad.


47. Who's hotter: Sapphire or World Cup Fanatic?
Depends, post up the bikini pictures already.

48. How does Achtung come up with all those clever pop culture references?



49. Does Numquam Moribimur have a drinking problem?
no

50. Will Zinni get laid in 2007?
no


Cheers

 

1. Best United moment, on the pitch.
Rio vs Scousers

2. Worst United moment, on the pitch
Smithee breaks his leg

3. Best United moment, off the pitch
Ronaldo sings to himself in his car. (Heheheh)

4. Worst United moment, off the pitch
Ruud throws a hissy fit; Sir Alex is stubborn; Sapphire cries.

5. Best United goal
I hate to be boring and agree with everyone, but Scholes vs Villa was completely sublime Linky goodness: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5ukquCzx64

6. Best goal against United
Doesn't exist

7. Best transfer in
Vidic!!!

8. Worst transfer in
No one bad of note

9. Best transfer out
Timmeh

10. Worst transfer out.
Ruuuuuuud. (Worst loan out: Rossi)

11. Best sale not made
Cristiano Ronaldo, thank God.

12. Worst sale not made
Mikhail "Mind-control" Silvestre

13. Best purchase not made
I don't follow all this transfer crap, so I'm not answering

14. Worst purchase not made
Ditto. Well, actually, I wouldn't have minded Sheva for Ruud, but you transfer geeks probably have a few reasons that wouldn't work.

15. Best player
Scholes!!! Ronaldo's not bad either.

16. Worst player
The usual: Silvestre

17. Over-achiever of the year.
I'll say Fletcher, because I genuinely believed him to be crap, and he really blew it up for awhile there.

18. Under-achiever of the year
Rooney. The thrill is gone (for now).

19. Overall satisfaction with United
What a silly question. We're having an awesome season so far, but I'm always satisifed, even when we're losing.

20. Favorite player
Ole.Gunnar.Solksjaer. I'm very partial to the entire "Opa Brigade:" Giggs, Scholes, Solskjaer, Neville. If those old guys are still performing, mama can't complain.

The following questions pertain to 2007 or to the remainder of the current season.

21. Dream acquisition for this year
Yawwwn, tranfer talk. How about a #10?

22. Dream sale for this year
I love all my boys and want none of them to go (except Richardson and Silvestre. Yes, I also love Oshea now, dammit.)

23. Final position in the Prem this season
NUMBER ONE, baby!!!

24. Round of elimination from Champions League this season, if any
Let's make it to the final, just to piss off my husband.

25. Round of elimination from FA Cup this season, if any.
Lifting the cup.

26. Top scorer all competitions this season.
Saha

27. Is Fergie still manager a year from now?
Hope so

28. Does the debt go up or down?
Down

29. Does Larsson stay until the end of United's season?
No, but let's get working on that.

30. Which reserve player, if any, will break through first?
Pique

31. Favorite posters.
After careful consideration, I've decided that this question sucks. I like so many people here for many different reasons.

32. Favorite threads.
The Draft threads (United draft, not the HCD), the on-going Happiness/Anger threads, the Other Team threads are really interesting as well. I also like the threads dedicated to individual players.

33. Most tiresome long-running feud.
It's been over for awhile but the Ruud vs Saha thing got really, really old.

34. Most entertaining long-running feud.
Anything with Benni, Sir Manc and/or Johno.

35. Posters you wish would post more.
Zinni, absent mods, always like reading Listen Up Fergie

36. Most favorite fan of another team.
Toon2 or whatever his name is now. Also, Yossarian and Jitty.

37. Least favorite fan of another team
Ugh, I won't name names.

38. Most improved poster.
Pryme was just a young pup when we first found him, now he's a reputable poster.

39. Best newbie
I like lots of the newbies. I hope WorldCupFanatic stays around.

40. Please come back
Sitati, 50

41. How old is Dark Savante?
28

42. Is Johno's obsession with Ruud unhealthy?
Absolutely not. If loving Ruud is wrong, I don't wanna be right.

43. Is SirManchester objective in evaluating Bundesliga players?
If I'd ever seen more than a minute of a Bundesliga game, I could probably answer this one better.

44. Is Benni objective in evaluating SirMan's posts?
That depends on what the meaning of "is" is.

45. Who wears the biggest pair of red-colored glasses?
Motter is a red!

46. Are fanboys bad for the forum?
Not at all. I think the Ronaldo fanboys could kick the Park fanboys asses, though. Just sayin'.

47. Who's hotter: Sapphire or World Cup Fanatic?
She is.

48. How does Achtung come up with all those clever pop culture references?
Excellent sideburns allow him to commune telepathically with Aaron Spelling, Matt Groening, Tre Parker, Paula Abdul, and Joss Whedon. They're kind of like the SuperFriends, only hipper (except for Paula. But when they tried to kick her out, she started crying and half-heartedly doing the choreography to "Cold-Hearted Snake", so they let her stay.)

49. Does Numquam Moribimur have a drinking problem?
It's not a problem if it leads to spontaneous United chants.

50. Will Zinni get laid in 2007?
What do you think he's doing now that he's not around the forum so much?? Zinni's got a girlfriend, Zinni's got a girlfriend. . .

 

1. Best United moment, on the pitch.
- The re-emergence of Manchester United starting in August.

2. Worst United moment, on the pitch.
- Smith injury

3. Best United moment, off the pitch.
- By a mile, the pub sing a song, for so many reasons, that just hit home.

4. Worst United moment, off the pitch.
- Rio, Richardson, Ronaldo, Rooney,etc... all going out, taking the nightlife too seriously and all that nonsense

5. Best United goal.
- Scholes against Villa/ Ruud against Charlton

6. Best goal against United.
- Nakamura's in our second tie against Celtic

7. Best transfer in.
- Since Vidic was sealed in late 05, I'll go with Carrick.

8. Worst transfer in.
- None really.

9. Best transfer out.
- Howard

10. Worst transfer out.
- Jones

11. Best sale not made.
- Ronaldo. Suckers.

12. Worst sale not made.
- Richardson

13. Best purchase not made.
- Ballack just because Hargreaves wasn't ever going to leave.

14. Worst purchase not made.
- Mascherano

15. Best player.
- At this moment, I have to go with Scholes.

16. Worst player.
- Silvestre

17. Over-achiever of the year.
- Solskjaer

18. Under-achiever of the year.
- Rooney - just because everyone has done so well in doing their part in oir current success.

19. Overall satisfaction with United.
- As long as we're playing the way we're playing and giving it our best, I don't care what position we are.

20. Favorite player.
- Vidic at the moment.

The following questions pertain to 2007 or to the remainder of the current season.

21. Dream acquisition for this year.
- Hargreaves. Klose is another we can pounce on.

22. Dream sale for this year.
- Richardson or Silvestre.

23. Final position in the Prem this season.
- It will be disastruous if we manage to slip so bad that we'll lose the title. Nothing should suggest that we will.

24. Round of elimination from Champions League this season, if any.
- Quarters

25. Round of elimination from FA Cup this season, if any.
I think we can win it this season.

26. Top scorer all competitions this season.
- Saha

27. Is Fergie still manager a year from now?
- Absolutely

28. Does the debt go up or down?
- Down but slower than the last couple of years

29. Does Larsson stay until the end of United's season?
- Yes

30. Which reserve player, if any, will break through first?
- Evans

31. Favorite posters.
- In no particular order; Teso, Vermont Red, Dark Savante, johno

32. Favorite threads.
- anything history related, DS' analytical threads ain't bad either

33. Most tiresome long-running feud.
- you guessed it, benni vs. ME

34. Most entertaining long-running feud.
- United fans vs. fanboys. I just get a kick out of reading that level of stupidity.

35. Posters you wish would post more.
- billy, machoward, listenupfergie, Saph to name a few

36. Most favorite fan of another team.
- Jitty, schafer, FR

37. Least favorite fan of another team.
- I don't want to name names, but it's a fanboy.

38. Most improved poster.
- Vermont Red. kudos to benni though for posting more.

39. Best newbie.
- None of them have stood out.


41. How old is Dark Savante?
- Has to be in his early 30's.

42. Is Johno's obsession with Ruud unhealthy?
- It's sometimes a bit outrageous but I wouldn't call it unhealthy

43. Is SirManchester objective in evaluating Bundesliga players?
- Of course, for all the ones I've praised, there have been dozens I've slated, but nobody ever sees that.

44. Is Benni objective in evaluating SirMan's posts?
- He just loves me

45. Who wears the biggest pair of red-colored glasses?
- This is an intrenet forum, we can't see who's wearing glasses. Duh!

46. Are fanboys bad for the forum?
- Bad for intelligent discussions, excellent for oftentimes needed comedic NSR relief.

47. Who's hotter: Sapphire or World Cup Fanatic?
WCF is a chick? I've seen Saph in a bikini by the way.

48. How does Achtung come up with all those clever pop culture references?
- He's watched a lot of tv in his life. He's not a total PC geek though, I haven't yet seen him refer to comic books? That's my domain.

49. Does Numquam Moribimur have a drinking problem?
- No, he's just like every other college student in this country.

50. Will Zinni get laid in 2007?[/QUOTE]
- Hold on, let me ask my 8ball...

Verdict: Pfffftt

 

Alright here's mine:

The following questions pertain to 2006.

1. Best United moment, on the pitch.
Manchester United playing like Manchester United again

2. Worst United moment, on the pitch.
The loss to Chelski

3. Best United moment, off the pitch.
Ronaldo and Rooney getting along just fine

4. Worst United moment, off the pitch.
Lack of DM (although we've been good enough so far)
5. Best United goal.
Ronaldo vs. Popmey. If that wasn't in '06 then Scholsey vs. Villa this season.

6. Best goal against United.
Nelson for Benfica

7. Best transfer in.
Who else really but Carrick

8. Worst transfer in.
Is it possible to for us to of had a poor transfer if we barely even made any

9. Best transfer out.
Alright you've got me this time...******** if I know

10. Worst transfer out.
Davey Jones

11. Best sale not made.
Ronaldo

12. Worst sale not made.
Silvestre

13. Best purchase not made.
I said Ballack originally but I compltely forgot about Tevez, so yeah, def Tevez

14. Worst purchase not made.
Diarra

15. Best player.
Ronaldo with Scholes a very close second

16. Worst player.
Richardson (I know he's barely played but it still doesn't excuse him from god awful performances)

17. Over-achiever of the year.
Louis Saha, when he wasn't injured he was outstanding, and Vidic

18. Under-achiever of the year.
Rooney (sorry Wazza there ain't no one else)

19. Overall satisfaction with United.
. After going consecutive years finishing in 3rd place, 2nd seemed excellent, we also did the double over Arsenal. Plus now we're in 1st

20. Favorite player.
Scholsey- he was out forever and maintained such a great attitude.

The following questions pertain to 2007 or to the remainder of the current season.

21. Dream acquisition for this year.
Hargreaves. No wait...Beckham

22. Dream sale for this year.
Silvestre

23. Final position in the Prem this season.
You all know what I want to say, but I'm going to have to go with no comment.

24. Round of elimination from Champions League this season, if any.
Quaters

25. Round of elimination from FA Cup this season, if any.
Winners

26. Top scorer all competitions this season.
Saha
27. Is Fergie still manager a year from now?
Oh ******** yeah he is, better question to ask is whether I'll still be in Uni a year from now. Or whether an atomic war wil erupt between the German and the Brazilian

28. Does the debt go up or down?
I'll make sure to purchase enough to make sure it goes down.

29. Does Larsson stay until the end of United's season?
I sure hope so...yes he does.

30. Which reserve player, if any, will break through first?
Gibson, but I don't even think he'll do it this year.

31. Favorite posters.
bestbecks, bestbecks, bestbecks...and bestbecks2000. Naw I love all you guys...most of the time.

32. Favorite threads.
Music thread, most threads put up by DS, and any other thread that benni goes on a while tangent and everyone else ignores, bar sirmanc of course.

33. Most tiresome long-running feud.
Everyone vs. Niceph...I mean voldemort.

34. Most entertaining long-running feud.
Rosi O'Donell vs. Donald trump

35. Posters you wish would post more.
Tom Clare, his posts were very entertaining, and Toon2

36. Most favorite fan of another team.
Toon2, Jitty, and Yossarian

37. Least favorite fan of another team.
Nicephoras and that new guy they have up in that hellhole by the alias of Chelsea 8-0 ManU, what a stupid ********ing name.

38. Most improved poster.
I don't know to be honest. Oh, Republic of Mancunia.

39. Best newbie.
MEEEE! I've been on here for a year now, I'm not a newbie anymore right guys...right. I don't really know to be honest.

40. Please come back.
Tom Clare

41. How old is Dark Savante?
As old as Manchester United.

42. Is Johno's obsession with Ruud unhealthy?
Only if he hogs the covers from Ruud.

43. Is SirManchester objective in evaluating Bundesliga players?
Is prymetyme full of shit?... maybe just a little.

44. Is Benni objective in evaluating SirMan's posts?
Has Brazil won 5 World Cups?

45. Who wears the biggest pair of red-colored glasses?
Numquam Moribimur, don't worry mate it's not a bad thing.

46. Are fanboys bad for the forum?
50/50, sometimes they're damn annoying, other times they provide us entertainment

47. Who's hotter: Sapphire or World Cup Fanatic?
Saph is like a mother on this board. and no comment thank you very much

48. How does Achtung come up with all those clever pop culture references?
He doesn't he stole them from Kramer's stand up.

49. Does Numquam Moribimur have a drinking problem?
I think a bigger problem for him is why does he always post in here while being drunk, shouldn't you be out getting vagina dude?

50. Will Zinni get laid in 2007?
Will the feud between Sirmanc and benni end?

 

1. Best United moment, on the pitch.
Solskjaer putting the icing on the cake against Charlton - a goal symbolic not only of his own resurgence, but also United's renaissance this season.

2. Worst United moment, on the pitch.
Losing to a vapid Liverpool side in the FA Cup semifinals, and to top it off seeing Smith break his leg.

3. Best United moment, off the pitch.
The Christmas shindig which showed that our lads are a passionate bunch.

4. Worst United moment, off the pitch.
The English media following the Rooney-Ronaldo incident at the World Cup, which ironically may have been a good thing for us.

5. Best United goal.
Scholes vs. Aston Villa.

6. Best goal against United.
Leighton Baines' freekick.

7. Best transfer in.
Nemanja Vidic

8. Worst transfer in.
All the major transfers of 2006 look like they've been successful.

9. Best transfer out.
Liam Miller

10. Worst transfer out.
Ruud Van Nistelrooy?? Not sure about this one. Only time will tell if shipping out Jonah was a mistake.

11. Best sale not made.
Cristiano Ronaldo to Real/Barca.

12. Worst sale not made.
Mikael Silvestre to Lyon.

13. Best purchase not made.
Javier Mascherano.

14. Worst purchase not made.
Aaron Lennon.

15. Best player.
First half of 2006: Wayne Rooney
Second half of 2006: Paul Scholes/Cristiano Ronaldo

16. Worst player.
Kieran Richardson

17. Over-achiever of the year.
Ole Gunnar Solskjaer

18. Under-achiever of the year.
Wayne Rooney, in the latter half of 2006.

19. Overall satisfaction with United.
Proud

20. Favorite player.
Paul Scholes

The following questions pertain to 2007 or to the remainder of the current season.

21. Dream acquisition for this year.
Owen Hargreaves/Jean Makoun

22. Dream sale for this year.
Mikael Silvestre

23. Final position in the Prem this season.
1st!!

24. Round of elimination from Champions League this season, if any.
My head says semis. My heart says we'll win it.

25. Round of elimination from FA Cup this season, if any.
Win or lose in the finals.

26. Top scorer all competitions this season.
Cristiano Ronaldo

27. Is Fergie still manager a year from now?
I hope so!

28. Does the debt go up or down?
Down...marginally.

29. Does Larsson stay until the end of United's season?
Yes, please.

30. Which reserve player, if any, will break through first?
Do Rossi/Bardsley count? If not, then Johnny Evans.

31. Favorite posters.
Dark Savante, Vermont Red, Achtung, billyireland, Republic of Mancunia, johno, benni, Numquam, MtP07, Grodzilla, Stud83...pretty much everyone on the United board...except the trolls.

32. Favorite threads.
Reserves/Loans threads...good to keep track of the youngsters. Matchday threads...random threads...can't think of any specific ones.

33. Most tiresome long-running feud.
SirManc vs. Benni

34. Most entertaining long-running feud.
SirManc vs. Benni

35. Posters you wish would post more.
Motterman.

36. Most favorite fan of another team.
Toon2.

37. Least favorite fan of another team.
I'm inclined to say Nicephoras, but to be fair I can't recall reading any of his posts for a long time.

38. Most improved poster.
Benni.

39. Best newbie.
bestbecks

40. Please come back.
TomClare

41. How old is Dark Savante?
In his late 20s/early 30s

42. Is Johno's obsession with Ruud unhealthy?
lol

43. Is SirManchester objective in evaluating Bundesliga players?
Sometimes.

44. Is Benni objective in evaluating SirMan's posts?
Sometimes.

45. Who wears the biggest pair of red-colored glasses?
I believe that would be Numquam.

46. Are fanboys bad for the forum?
The dose makes the poison.

47. Who's hotter: Sapphire or World Cup Fanatic?
They're twins, aren't they?

48. How does Achtung come up with all those clever pop culture references?
He's a writer for Family Guy.

49. Does Numquam Moribimur have a drinking problem?
If he's Irish, then no.

50. Will Zinni get laid in 2007?
Yes...if we use the term "getting laid" loosely.

 

The following questions pertain to 2006.

1. Best United moment, on the pitch.
hmm..... so many to chooose
I'd probably have to say beating the scousers both times. Rio, la la la

2. Worst United moment, on the pitch.
ugh, the trouncing at the bridge, or being left out of europe in benfica

3. Best United moment, off the pitch.
wazza and ronaldo making up, and united getting past all that england portugal shit, and how can i deny the pub sing along!

4. Worst United moment, off the pitch.
Ruud's saga

5. Best United goal.
the ginger prince!

6. Best goal against United.
the cracker in the cl game against benfica, cant remember the name...

7. Best transfer in.
Carrick

8. Worst transfer in.
...

9. Best transfer out.
O'Shea!!!! (I can hope...)

10. Worst transfer out.
Ruud

11. Best sale not made.
Cronaldo

12. Worst sale not made.
O'Shea

13. Best purchase not made.
Tevez

14. Worst purchase not made.
A List:
Ballack
Polanski
Schweinsteiger
Podolski
Miro Klose
Torsten Frings

15. Best player.
Ronaldo and Scholes

16. Worst player.
O'Shite/Krich

17. Over-achiever of the year.
Ole-Gunnar

18. Under-achiever of the year.
Wazzzzzzzzzza

19. Overall satisfaction with United.
Last year 6.5. This year 8.5

20. Favorite player.
Ginger Prince, Ronaldo, Rooney

The following questions pertain to 2007 or to the remainder of the current season.

21. Dream acquisition for this year.
Keano from 2000....

22. Dream sale for this year.
O'shea

23. Final position in the Prem this season.
numero uno

24. Round of elimination from Champions League this season, if any.
Champions!!!

25. Round of elimination from FA Cup this season, if any.
Treble!!!

26. Top scorer all competitions this season.
Ronaldo...

27. Is Fergie still manager a year from now?
For sho

28. Does the debt go up or down?
stays the same

29. Does Larsson stay until the end of United's season?
yes

30. Which reserve player, if any, will break through first?
i would say rossi, but he wont have a chance.

31. Favorite posters.
DS

32. Favorite threads.
speculation threads that turn out to be shite

33. Most tiresome long-running feud.
Sir Manchester vs. Benni

34. Most entertaining long-running feud.
stupid scousers who come into our forums, and everyone here. i hate scousers.

35. Posters you wish would post more.
teso, motter, sapph

36. Most favorite fan of another team.
Toon2

37. Least favorite fan of another team.
ruby05...

38. Most improved poster.
benni

39. Best newbie.
havent been to many newbies

40. Please come back.
toon2

41. How old is Dark Savante?
29

42. Is Johno's obsession with Ruud unhealthy?
since he is across the ocean from him yes

43. Is SirManchester objective in evaluating Bundesliga players?
Einigkeit und Recht und Freiheit

44. Is Benni objective in evaluating SirMan's posts?
Fur Das Deutsche Vaterland.

45. Who wears the biggest pair of red-colored glasses?
red glasses...

46. Are fanboys bad for the forum?
if there scouse...

47. Who's hotter: Sapphire or World Cup Fanatic?
Sapph, she knows more about how to help me not have a pregnant girlfriend... she gets my overwhelming votes. sapph never dissapoints in the girl advice area...

48. How does Achtung come up with all those clever pop culture references?
damn mhtwins, i was thinking that

49. Does Numquam Moribimur have a drinking problem?
nooooo, he's a united supporter.

50. Will Zinni get laid in 2007?
already has

 

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No, you are.