Alert: Other Teams - International Edition Post Euro 2024

Well one things for sure, England are unable to develop any world class coaches. Looks like they will need to hope a German coach can finally help them achieve something.

BREAKING: Thomas Tuchel is in talks to become the next England manager 🚨🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 pic.twitter.com/yD8jEFYfBi

— Sky Sports Football (@SkyFootball) October 15, 2024

 

pathetic, LOL.

 

That's just so wrong and pathetic and absurd. It shouldn't happen.

 

Tuchel with his boring defensive football will ensure the attacking talents of England will fail to perform at their best producing unconvincing results for England

 

I'm not bothered if he's English or German. Under tuchel England will dominate for the next decade

 

GERMANY are the future of Football.

 

Ok

 

LOL reports are that he has 18 months contract aka until WC26.

have fun with non-Penglish who won't sing your national anthem and who sees your team as nothing but a paycheck, LMAO.

also if you clowns win anything, its 100% a German win, LMAO. We'll 100% take ALL the credit since your sorry team hasn't won anything in 60 years.

 

is this @Crawleybus's account? LMAO.

“You don't have anything from the Allied side?" https://t.co/ELi7gpeZof

— Father Ted Quote of the Day (@FrTedQOTD) October 16, 2024

German Prince William of House of Saxe-Coburg and Gotha and heir to Pengland's throne congralutes German Tuchel on the Pengland job!!! A German affair!!!

Exciting times for @England, with a generation of talented players and a new manager taking the reins.

Thomas, wishing you the best of luck, we’re all behind you! W https://t.co/OpLRaYitoL

— The Prince and Princess of Wales (@KensingtonRoyal) October 16, 2024

 

You'd better hope he succeeds because If he screws things up you do realise don't you that we will be sending the Lancaster's over again? You know you don't like it when you upset us.

 

its not embarrassing if you knows that TONS of players do better at club than NT.

3️⃣5️⃣ caps
5️⃣ goals

Vinicius Jr's record for Brazil is embarrassing for a player of his ability 😳

— GOAL News (@GoalNews) November 13, 2024

 

🚨 Alessandro Del Piero wants to become the new president of the Italian Football Federation! 👔🇮🇹

(Source: @repubblica) pic.twitter.com/rQzn2uEyRm

— Transfer News Live (@DeadlineDayLive) November 26, 2024

how long until
"Del Piero has been arrested on charges of corruption!!!"

 

Two of the stars of our rivals France have been seriously struggling for a while now. I am talking about Tchouameni and Mbappé. Tchouameni has been getting a lot of flak from fans. I think it's become clear that his passing ability is not up to par for a midfielder. He was terrible in the semi-final match of the Euro vs Spain. Mbappé missed another penalty today after missing a penalty a week ago against Liverpool. He has scored only 13 non-penalty goals in the last 42 games. His first touch is poor or inconsistent. He doesn't want to defend. His passing ability is poor. He doesn't look dangerous for most of the match. When Vinicius is fit and Kylian has to play up front, he can't hold the ball up and he can't stay onside. He hasn't been clinical either. He hasn't looked the same for the last 2 years. His best years were from 2017 to 2022. He needs to step up. Maybe he will get back to his best but it's not looking good at the moment. It's worth mentioning that this is the first time he's playing in a top league.

Nkunku is another big French star who is having a tough time. He was given a rare start today and scored a tap-in against the worst team in the Premier League. However, he's usually on the bench when everyone is fit and Chelsea face decent opponents. When he's been given chances as a winger, he has struggled. He's at his best as a second striker. That's where Cole Palmer plays. Nobody could have predicted that a kid from Man City's academy with very little first-team experience will outshine one of the best Bundesliga players of the last few years. Nkunku has to wait for Palmer to get injured or be happy with being a squad player.

 

Muani is also flopping hard in Ligue 1, LMAO.

its so bad for Muani and Nkunku that both are linked back to 1BL. Please NO, I can NEVER EVER stand these loser rejects who flop post 1BL and want to return......and no this is not applicable to Germans who flop as Germany/1BL =home country.

and this is the 1BL scam of dev/sell, LULZ. Clubs pay shit ton of $$$ for limited players, nobody looks to see if X or Y is good fit for league or club they transfer to.

imagine
-German 01 W/CF Kevin Schade was sold for $22M and ONLY reason he was sold that high was because Freiburg refused to sell him unless an IMMORAL offer came along. They deemed he wasn't ready to be sold and still had dev to go through. He also had injury issue that took him out for almost entire last season aka his 1st season in EPL when he came back from injury towards end end of season he actually performed well and got praise too, now doing even better this season.

-Fwench 97 W Nkunku sold for $52M to Chelski=FLOP

-Fwench 98 CF Muani sold for $80M to PSG=HUGE FLOP


Schade having better season than both combined, LMAO.
$22M vs $132M


the main reason why France have struggled badly is because Mbappe is on downwards trend and then their SNT AM/W+CF options are not really impressing or making a difference. Mbappe is a NOT convincing CF too. Like take Thuram, does well in Serie A but useless for France NT, LOL. And too many perform in Ligue 1 but go top 4 and they go downwards.

 

I just noticed that the Asshat, Griezmann retired from France NT back in September 2024, LOL.

now Mbappe is the only experience Fwench attacker left, LOL. As Griezmann, Giroud and him were the most experienced from the lot and now 2/3 are gone.

-Dembele, 6 goals in 53 games
-Diaby, 0 goals in 11 games and killed his NT career with Saudi move too
-Olise, 0 goals in 4 games
-Coman, 8 goals in 58 games
-Barcola, 2 goals in 11 games
-Muani, 8 goals in 27 games
-Nkunku, 1 goal in 14 games
Total=25 goals in 125 games.......LOL 1 goal every 5 games from this lot on average......

I mean who recalls Euro 2024 were France goals=1 OPEN Play goals in 6 games, LULZXINFINITY.

 

am I wrong to feel like
-Pengland's CF pool reminds me of Germany's entire 90s Age Group especially prior to the late bloomers of Fullkrug+Kleindienst+Undav and those 3 only became NT options from like 2022-onwards.

-France's AM/W=remind me of Germany's 95-96 Age Groups of Sane, Gnabry, Brandt etc who aren't really effective in NT. Sane, Gnabry for example like never score in tourneys always in qualifiers+Friendlies and then go invisible in actual tourneys. Also a lot of players who are fast tend to be worst options for XI as their speed is better vs tired legs than XI.

 

LOL, Pengland's Nketiah has 0 EPL goals this season.
Pengland's all time U21 top scorer has never really succeeded in establishing himself.

not surprising he's 1.75m tall, not ideal height for a CF.

how long until Ghana poaches him??? Pengland played him last year in friendly shows their lack of CF options.

what Pengland CF is even performing
Nketiah=flopping, Calvert-Lewin=hasn't scored in a LONG TIME, Abraham=not impressing for one of worst Milan clubs in awhile. Every time I look at the Milan squad and Juventus squad=so embarrassing the # of players who have 0 business at those clubs, Archer (only Pengland CF when they won U21 and another shrimp)=not doing much, Toney=went to Gulf, LOL.

Pengland's CF pool looking like Kane, Solanke, Watkins, Delap are basically only CFs doing anything. Although 3/3 are huge downgrade compared to Hawwy and only Delap's ceiling is unknown for now the Solanke+Watkins aka both almost 30 y/o they've reached their peak.

imagine Old Mans mid 30s Vardy+Welbeck have outscored almost every Pengland CFs, LULZ.

then AM/W like Odoi, Sancho, Gibbs-White, Gordon, Smith Rowe=can only muster like 2-3 goals in EPL............Grealish hasn't scored at all this season, LULZ. Rashford went from "world class player and non-stop one of best in Europe" to downtrending for years now.......



remember y'all we should all be JEALOUS of all these world class players. Why can't Germany dev CFs but Pengland produces star after star after star!!! Why Can't Germany dev any AM/W while Pengland has shit tons of world class AM/W!!!!!

 

hahahahahahahaha
remember when troll poster was like Germany's 97 Age Group is the worst EVER, ******** them all, they are all trash players and shat on them for years and years and years. His #1 target was the CFs too and all all shit and NONE will make it into 1BL.

fun fact,
Germany's 97 CF Tietz, ONLY his 2nd ever 1BL season after last season too where he scored 8 goals, on track to overtake his #s from last season and a late bloomer too.
-This Season=5 goals and 1 assist, playing 845 mins

Pengland's 97 CF Solanke
-This Season=5 goals and 2 assists, playing 1069 mins

Pengland's 97 CF Calvert-Lewin
-This Season=2 goals and 1 assist, playing 1100 mins

Pengland's 97 CF Abraham
-This season=2 goals and 2 assists, playing 400 mins


LOL Tietz outscores Calvert-Lewin with less game time. Solanke has 1 assits more but over 200 mins more game time. Only Abraham has better stats but played half less than Tietz.

and nobody in Germany rates Tietz too, LULZ.

 

🚨 A move to Saudi Arabia is an option for Marcus Rashford, while PSG have also been considered.

(Source: @LukeEdwardsTele) pic.twitter.com/QKs1WStpxn

— Transfer News Live (@DeadlineDayLive) December 10, 2024

 

They'd be bloody good at 'world wars' though so don't go upsetting them or it will be a Nuremburg trial for you.

 

if you say so gramps!!!

have you taken all your meds today!!

 

@BVBFNM's nightmare is Spain as hosts winning the world cup......

Official:

The 2030 FIFA World Cup has been awarded to Spain, Portugal and Morocco 🇪🇸🇵🇹🇲🇦

The 2034 FIFA World Cup has been awarded to Saudi Arabia 🇸🇦 pic.twitter.com/gyVSOsMtgD

— Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia) December 11, 2024

 

Conmebol should have been awarded the hosting rights for 2030, having the centenary final in Montevideo would have been fitting.