This just in from Chuck Shepherd's News of the Weird: "Ross Watt, 33, was convicted of disorderly conduct in Edinburgh, Scotland, in October after witnesses and police testified that he rolled around on the ground, simulating sexual intercourse with an orange and white traffic cone. [The Scotsman, 10-16-02]" Oh, bugger!
I am currently "borrowing" a couple of Oakton HS's OTC bretheren after we lost to them in football. I don't see them being returned...ever.
Chantilly actually. Grew up with mostly Oakton kids though, hence the reason I hate the place so much.