OT - New chant

Iron Maiden?

there's nothing catchy about Iron Maiden.

 

just heard it....sounds pretty cool....i'm not an iron maiden fan but i know them with their "different" album covers and all the black concert shirts they have.....needs more lyrics though....that's where we come in

 

If Diallo ever returns to the MLS (shudder), bring out the old Zappa tune...

"My guitar wants to kill your Mama."

 

Assuming Petke stays in the swamp (fingers crossed)

to the tune of "This Old Man"

P-E-T-K-E
Mike Petkes got VD
With a knick knack paddywack give a dog a bone
The Metroscum go fvck off home.

 

to the tune of Row your boat

blow-blow-blow he does
petke really sucks
I think he should stay up north
never to be traded..

 

Mike Petke is illegitment
He ain't got no birth certificate
He's got AIDS and can't get rid of it
He plays for ************ing MetroShit

 

No offense to any of the posters on here, but this might the thread with the worst chant suggestions of all recorded history.

 

Hey, take it up with the Brits, all I did was a quick lyric change.

 

Find a scum player whose name ends with an E. Petke was the first thing that came to mind.

 

You are too right.

And no, I haven't come up with anything better...

 

Jolley?

 

You have to imagine these chants accompanied by a chorus of 100 kazoos.

What...we forgot to mention that?

 

Whatever floats your boat.