Oregon county bans all marriages

TheSlipperyOne · Mar 24, 2004

So as not to discriminate a county in Oregon has stopped issuing marriage licenses to all people.

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tm...96&e=13&u=/nm/20040324/us_nm/rights_gays_dc_1

Chris M. · Mar 24, 2004

From the Onion:

http://theonion.com/index.php?i=1

Bush Urges Iraqis To Pass Amendment Banning
Gay Marriage
BAGHDAD—In a private meeting with Mohammed Bahr al-Ulloum, President Bush urged the Iraqi Governing Council president to amend the recently ratified Iraqi constitution to protect the sanctity of heterosexual marriage. "The Iraqi constitution, signed just a few short weeks ago, will usher in a new era of democratic freedom in Iraq," Bush said. "But there are some unlawful and unholy acts that the constitution's original drafters could not have possibly intended to protect." Bush then told al-Ulloum he must act quickly and decisively to preserve his country's most sacred tradition.

ratdog · Mar 24, 2004

Chris M. said:

From the Onion:

http://theonion.com/index.php?i=1

Bush Urges Iraqis To Pass Amendment Banning
Gay Marriage
BAGHDAD—In a private meeting with Mohammed Bahr al-Ulloum, President Bush urged the Iraqi Governing Council president to amend the recently ratified Iraqi constitution to protect the sanctity of heterosexual marriage. "The Iraqi constitution, signed just a few short weeks ago, will usher in a new era of democratic freedom in Iraq," Bush said. "But there are some unlawful and unholy acts that the constitution's original drafters could not have possibly intended to protect." Bush then told al-Ulloum he must act quickly and decisively to preserve his country's most sacred tradition.
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Anyone care to given an over/under on how long before this parody becomes reality like too many other Onion stories?