Oral Roberts (R)

Discussion in 'Spirituality & Religion' started by ratdog, Dec 15, 2009.

  1. ratdog

    ratdog Member+

    Mar 22, 2004
    In the doghouse
    Club:
    Chicago Red Stars
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
  2. cleansheetbsc

    cleansheetbsc Member+

    Mar 17, 2004
    Club:
    --other--
    He was pretty famous. I hope they name a college or something in his memory.
     
  3. Nacional Tijuana

    Nacional Tijuana St. Louis City

    St. Louis City SC
    May 6, 2003
    San Diego, Calif.
    Club:
    Seattle Sounders
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Maybe the University of Tulsa!
     
  4. PhillyQuakesFan

    PhillyQuakesFan New Member

    Jun 25, 2007
    Delaware County, PA
    Club:
    Philadelphia Union
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    RIP, although I really thought he'd been dead for years.
     
  5. JBigjake

    JBigjake Member+

    Nov 16, 2003
    (R) ? People claiming him in their Dead Pool?
    You're not alone! :D

    All right, who didn't sow their seed today?

    Shouldn't this be part of the "Religion Claims Another Life" Thread?

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYtlpG0hb38&feature=related"]YouTube- MC 900 Ft Jesus - TRUTH IS OUT OF STYLE (1989)[/ame]
     
  6. topcatcole

    topcatcole BigSoccer Supporter

    Apr 26, 2003
    Washington DC
    Club:
    Arsenal FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Well, his ideas have been. Does that count?
     
  7. Funkfoot

    Funkfoot Member+

    May 18, 2002
    New Orleans, LA
    He is survived by his brothers, Nasal and Rectal.
     
  8. Pathogen

    Pathogen Member

    Jul 19, 2004
    Like you care.
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Good riddance.
     
  9. USRufnex

    USRufnex Red Card

    Tulsa Athletic / Sheffield United
    United States
    Jul 15, 2000
    Tulsa, OK
    Club:
    --other--
    Welcome to Six Flags Over Jesus....

    [​IMG]
    Oral Roberts Prayer Tower
    Tulsa, Oklahoma
    http://www.roadsideamerica.com/story/2914

    The Oral Roberts Prayer Tower in Tulsa is a powerful magnet for those seeking spiritual shock therapy -- or fundamentalist fun. This "20th Century Cross", with a stylized crown of thorns and an outer skeleton of plastic PVC pipes (you can still see the printed specs scrawled on them), offers visitors a heavenly view of Oral Roberts University. A recording of Oral's son Richard in the observation deck reveals its construction philosophy: "No second-class buildings for God."

    http://irritatedtulsan.wordpress.com/2008/07/22/awesomely-bad-tulsa-architecture/
    2. Prayer Tower
    Another Oral Roberts marvel. According to ORU’s Web site, the Prayer tower is “located in the center of the campus to symbolize that prayer is of utmost importance, the
 200-foot-tall Prayer Tower serves as the visitors center. Constructed in the likeness of a
 modern-day cross, the Prayer Tower’s upward spiral is a reflection of man’s relationship with 
God.” I think it looks likes the sword of a gay barbarian. Conan the Fabulous?

    2. Cityplex Towers (formerly ORU's City of Faith Hospital, home of the 900 ft Jesus)
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    Oral Roberts is the king of bad architectural taste. Here we see a cross between Emerald City and a middle finger. It’s probably his way of saying “up yours” to his critics.

    http://irritatedtulsan.wordpress.com/2009/07/14/more/
     
  10. JBigjake

    JBigjake Member+

    Nov 16, 2003
    Oral Roberts

    Be nice. It's twin Aural & sisters Nasal & Visual.
     
  11. PhillyQuakesFan

    PhillyQuakesFan New Member

    Jun 25, 2007
    Delaware County, PA
    Club:
    Philadelphia Union
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Stay classy
     
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  12. Pathogen

    Pathogen Member

    Jul 19, 2004
    Like you care.
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    No really. I mean it.
     
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  13. argentine soccer fan

    Staff Member

    Jan 18, 2001
    San Francisco Bay Area
    Club:
    CA Boca Juniors
    Nat'l Team:
    Argentina
    His son must be thrilled. What a wonderful fund-raising opportunity!

    I really do want to stay classy, but...

    :D
     
  14. Pathogen

    Pathogen Member

    Jul 19, 2004
    Like you care.
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Don't be. This guy is total scum.
     
  15. argentine soccer fan

    Staff Member

    Jan 18, 2001
    San Francisco Bay Area
    Club:
    CA Boca Juniors
    Nat'l Team:
    Argentina
    Careful. he is sitting right now at the right hand of Christ telling Him what to do, so you better stop talking and send his kid some money. :D
     
  16. Auriaprottu

    Auriaprottu Member+

    Atlanta Damn United
    Apr 1, 2002
    The back of the bus
    Club:
    Atlanta
    Nat'l Team:
    --other--
    If we don't... does that mean God'll call his kid home, too?
     
  17. DJPoopypants

    DJPoopypants New Member

    I'd hope Jesus would be a bit skeptical of the religious equivalent of Lehman Bros
     

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