Ok Vatos, I'm starting the "Pick The Time of The Keg Demise" thread because.... A. I'm supplying the Prize B. I Feel like it [sticks tongue out, puts thumbs in ears and wiggles fingers ] First off I'd like to say that I hope you derelicts are still thirsty after that display you put on this past weekend. Nicholas Cage in "Leaving Las Vegas" would have been proud. This weeks prize is a Bottle of Tennessees Finest Sour Mash known by the name of Gentleman Jack. This nectar is quite possibly Americas greatest gift to the world. Some criteria you locos might want to consider in making your prediction... 1. It's a 7:00 pm start time. 2. The Gates might not open till 4:00 3. It'll be an early arriving crowd. 4. The Connor boys are on Mexican Time So pick wisely, pick well and to the winner goes the spoils*** *** It's always nice to share with your humble narrator
6:17. I have faith. While Gentleman Jack is very, very yummy, as a Kentucky native who was nursed on bourbon rather than breast milk, allow me the opportunity to show you some very wonderful bourbon as well. You may change your mind!
GM in another thread discussed the Victory Drinking Seminar. I am about to give a free lesson so pay attention Lesson Number 1 - Real men never use mixers with real drinks. Jack and coke is wrong, but if I ever see the winner of the Gentleman Jack mix it with anything except ice or maybe a very small splash of water be put on notice that a CSC style beating will be becoming your way. Lesson Number 2 - Never keep a man from his booze. Gentleman Jack is MY favorite drink. It just edges out Jack. I have numerous empty bottles on my kitchen counter. If you win the prize stay the hell away from me because I will hunt you down and drink the bottle dry. 6:25
Special thanks to Chico for picking up the slack for me this week. --I hope he is equally kind and returns the favor of rigging the contest for ME I pick 6:48. Since I am also bringing the keg I will try to ensure that it is JUST late enough to give me a real chance with that late a time
6:30. SKULL is shacked up with Alicia, so I don't know what time he's picking. I've heard that he's gathering his posse to rain death down on the guy who kicked him at the tailgate in the Meadowlands parking lot
Morty's shacked up with Alicia AND pissed off? Holy sh!t, I'm staying out of his way...*** ***[disclaimer] might have to hang on to my bottle of Jack for moral support
I'm rather partial to Maker's Mark, but I'd never look a gift bottle in the mouth. PUT it to the mouth, of course.