OHHH, She's Ugly but she sure can cook

Discussion in 'Columbus Crew' started by Raoul, May 23, 2004.

  1. Raoul

    Raoul New Member

    Sep 19, 1999
    Downtown Dublin
    I dont know how Pretty that game was, but it sure was a W. Way enough to get me back to the stadium Saturday. My God, if we can give the ball away that many times and STILL win in Chi - I'm in.

    Thread reference is to an oldie (great song, which perhaps could become this season's theme song):

    If you wanta be happy for the rest of your life
    never make a pretty woman your wife
    just from my personal point of view
    get an ugly girl to marry you...



    MAN your wife is UGLYYY

    Yeah, but she sure can COOK.

    Perhaps somone more adept can get the title and link?
     
  2. TheImposter

    TheImposter Member

    Jun 15, 2002
    Centerville, OH
    Club:
    Arsenal FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
  3. Bill Archer

    Bill Archer BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 19, 2002
    Washington, NC
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Here's the part you're referring to - it's a little spioken piece in the middle of the bridge:

    Say man.
    Hey baby.
    Saw your wife the other day.
    Yeah?
    Yeah, she's ugly.
    Yeah, she's ugly but she sure can cook.
    Yeah?. Okay.



    For me, I'd use another dialogue from around the same time:

    The immortal Joe Tex song Skinny legs:

    "Hey,Joe"..

    "Yeah Bobby?"

    " Why don't you take her?"

    "You-a-fool?
    I don't want no woman with no skinny legs."
     
  4. melloyello

    melloyello Member

    Dec 19, 2000
    Columbus
    taj mahal's immortal words.

    she's a heavy hippy mama
    got them great big legs
    when she walks they shake like a soft boiled egg!
     
  5. Bill Archer

    Bill Archer BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 19, 2002
    Washington, NC
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    taj mahal. Now THERE is a great one, children.

    Honey, I woke up this mornin' feelin' so good, you know I laid back down again
    Throw your big leg over me mama, I might not feel this good again

     
  6. Raoul

    Raoul New Member

    Sep 19, 1999
    Downtown Dublin
  7. Raoul

    Raoul New Member

    Sep 19, 1999
    Downtown Dublin
    Thanks, Bill.

    Say man.
    Hey baby.
    Saw your team the other day.
    Yeah?
    Yeah, they's ugly.
    Yeah, they's plays ugly but they sure can Score.
    Yeah?. Okay.


    OK, Crew
     
  8. TheImposter

    TheImposter Member

    Jun 15, 2002
    Centerville, OH
    Club:
    Arsenal FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Now if we can just find a reason to start a thread for the Rolf Harris classic "Tie me kangaroo down, sport".
     
  9. Raoul

    Raoul New Member

    Sep 19, 1999
    Downtown Dublin

    Yeah, except we need to trade our KiWis in for Aussies. See you down at the Bilibong, Mate. Bring your Shiela, eh!

    I'd go for a stirring rendition of "Brick House" right before the start of the 2nd half. Took my son from 11 to 13 to figure that song out. The Crew needs something like that to rouse the house - Rhythm man, rhythm.
     
  10. melloyello

    melloyello Member

    Dec 19, 2000
    Columbus
    one thing in this world
    that i crave
    big legged woman shake me down
    to the grave

    -luther dickenson/NMA
     
  11. TheImposter

    TheImposter Member

    Jun 15, 2002
    Centerville, OH
    Club:
    Arsenal FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Ladies and genitalmen, I think the Crew have found their anthem! I love the points, but this is surely the ugliest 5 game unbeaten streak you are ever going to see. Next home game I want to hear this song from every corner of CCS.

    By the way, the FoxSports Bay Area cameras lingered lovingly on the V-Army during the postgame chat. Looked like a happy place! Go Crew!!!
     
  12. Raoul

    Raoul New Member

    Sep 19, 1999
    Downtown Dublin
    If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
    Never make a pretty woman your wife

    No problem tonight. She was UUGLLY, but she sure can cook.

    Ver few of the senseless SOGs for saves...
     
  13. Raoul

    Raoul New Member

    Sep 19, 1999
    Downtown Dublin
  14. hangthadj

    hangthadj Member+

    A.S. Roma
    Mar 27, 2001
    Zone 14
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    I mustve completely missed this thread for a while, but now i know wtf Raoul's sig line is about. It finally makes sense.
     
  15. Raoul

    Raoul New Member

    Sep 19, 1999
    Downtown Dublin
    Saturday was the pluperfect example. 2 SOGs and a W.

    UUUUUGGGGLLLYYYY, but they sure can cook.
     

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