Oh yeah?

Discussion in 'Technology' started by Naughtius Maximus, Apr 10, 2009.

  1. Naughtius Maximus

    Jul 10, 2001
    Shropshire
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England
    And in today's 'Oh yeah?' section we have this entry from the BBC website.

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/7993694.stm

    The search involves tax officials examining websites that feature Swedish strippers, in an effort to identify them and chase them for tax returns.

    :D
     
  2. royalstilton

    royalstilton New Member

    Aug 2, 2004
    SoCal
    Club:
    Liverpool FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Sweden is, as I understand it, a socialist experiment. It's a matter of personal responsibility to do right for the good of the whole. It's about time the Swedish strippers paid their due. I don't know whether Swedes are big tippers, but I'm guessing that not all strippers' incomes are reported.

    I say, "Good job, tax officials!"
     
  3. Naughtius Maximus

    Jul 10, 2001
    Shropshire
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England
    Er... well... they've been experimenting with it for about 60 years now. The income, (as measured by share of GDP), of the lowest 10% of their economy is about 80% higher than the USA so I think it's fair to say they've been practising and got it right :D
    Well, good job FOR the tax officials, anyway :)
     
  4. Chicken Wings

    Chicken Wings Member

    Dec 3, 2008
    Nazi Bastards.

    Having to do all the investigating must be a pain in the ass.

    Looking at young, attractive, nude, females must be a burden.

    I'll bet money, one of the IT guys got caught looking at hooch and he err..."claimed" he was doing some "investigating" for Tax purposes.

    Oh, don't "Tax" me on the bet. This is after all the Eeenternets.

    :rolleyes:
     
  5. royalstilton

    royalstilton New Member

    Aug 2, 2004
    SoCal
    Club:
    Liverpool FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    where were you when i said that sushi was overrated in another thread?

    and this is just one person's opinion, but i think the forensic audit of the strippers' incomes didn't require any viewing of their assets in person.
     
  6. Chicken Wings

    Chicken Wings Member

    Dec 3, 2008
    Whatever.

    Now we all have an excuse, now don't we?




    "Honey WHAT are you DOING! WHAT are you LOOKING at?

    No, no, no sweetheart, you got it all wrong, this is for TAX purposes...As a matter of fact, go get the kids and bring em here, I'm gonna teach them a lesson."

    -------

    "Kids. See those tits, that ass, that perfect body? Thats called Tax Ivasion...

    ...as a matter of fact, the next time you plan on masterbating, you will inform me or your mother, the time, with what, and for how long. Then you must pay us back $1.00 from your lunch money when you do. Masterbation Tax. Got that?"



    Freaking kids now days...Fat and Lazy. You can't bop em upside the head anymore, or even yell at them harshly. But I'll be damned is I let em get away without paying their masterbation Tax. Mudderfvkers.
     
  7. Naughtius Maximus

    Jul 10, 2001
    Shropshire
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England
    ... and, presumably, when you do, instead of shouting the name of your favourite porn star you have to shout out your social security (IRS) number? :D
     
  8. Chicken Wings

    Chicken Wings Member

    Dec 3, 2008
    Ooooooooooo! SSN sex!

    You naughty bastard, Andy. Naughty, naughty. tsk, tsk.
     
  9. Naughtius Maximus

    Jul 10, 2001
    Shropshire
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England
    Nah... strictly a meat and potatoes guy, me :) Too boring to be anything else.

    I was talking about you guys :D
     
  10. royalstilton

    royalstilton New Member

    Aug 2, 2004
    SoCal
    Club:
    Liverpool FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    and the per capita income is about 8K less per annum than in the US of A, but who's counting.
     

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