Oh, that was sweet... You shouldn't have!.. Really. [R]

Discussion in 'Russia, Ukraine, Belarus, & the former Soviet Repu' started by Shurik, Dec 10, 2003.

  1. Shurik

    Shurik New Member

    Nov 2, 1999
    Baltimore, MD
    So, thanks to that 85th minute strike by Diogo Rincon, a.k.a. The Footballer Formerly Known As Loko-Killer, Inter are left out of the Round of 16 of the Champions League and Lokomotiv advance despite a pitiful 2-0 loss at Highbury.

    I guess, the only thing worse to the Ukies than finishing fourth is propelling the Moskali in doing so. Or, maybe, the Great Ukrainian Hatred Towards The Commie Bastids Who Incidentally Are Of Completely Different Culture And Nationality And Have Nothing To Do With Us Whatsover, Really, We Couldn't Be More Foreign If We Were From Mars, It's All Soviet Propaganda Dontcha Know is a bit overrated after all.

    Anyway, thanks... I guess...
     
  2. TORPEDO

    TORPEDO Member

    Sep 19, 1999
    Za nakryityim stolom
    Club:
    Arsenal FC
    Nat'l Team:
    Russia
    A Loho - Chelsea " derbi " wil get Koloskov going .

    I can see a dark room in Kremlin , a bottle of " Osobaya " chilled in an ice block , 5 shot glasses and a plastic bucket full of " zernistaya" with wooden spoons sticking out of it :

    Ranieri ( dressed in grey with silver accents ) : We're here to?

    Abramovich ( dressed in blue with dark blue accents , not shaven for 6hrs. 22 min. ) :
    No one let you ask a question , yet.

    Ranieri : Sigh ( drops his head , takes an Immodium , chases it mit a shot of "Osobaya".)

    Putin ( dressed in his best Pierre Cardin ca.1982 ):
    So do we need to bring Hodorovskii in , or we have an understanding ?

    Abramovich : I though Smertin's deal made me clean?

    Koloskov ( dressed in a black tracksuit with bright orange accent ) : See that's your problem - you think too much. ( Carefully licks a spoon after ingestion of caviar)

    Abramovich : Can't we just break Mutu's legs?

    Iosif Kobzon ( dressed in his best Versace ca. 1985 including a hideous bright green hairpeice ):
    How can we condone any violence after the recent elections?

    Putin : Crespo, Duff and Cuducini get acute depression,.( Kobzon and Koloskov nod in unison, rubbing the block of ice with manicured , stubby fingers ).

    Abramovich : A hunnert mill for Children's Hospitals , Desailly gets diarrhea and Makelele's uncle gets kidnapped.

    Kobzon and Koloskov ( with sinister laughter ) : We can not worry about the future , we are dealing with NOW , Tov. Abramovich.

    Putin : ( scratching his chin , rubbing the rim of a shot glass with a dirty fingernail) : Children , that's very interesting , why not children. Can't you just put the children of the players on the field , last names are the same?

    Light is starting to fade , Ranieri faints on a concrete floor in a drunken stupor , Abramovich is reciting " Shma Israel" through clenched teeth , Kobzon and Koloskov are diving into the bucket, while Putin is trying on Kobzon's hairpiece in front of a cracked mirror , humming " Pozovi Menya s Soboi ".
     
  3. ProfZodiac

    ProfZodiac Moderator
    Staff Member

    Jan 17, 2003
    Boston, MA
    Club:
    New England Revolution
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Rolling on the floor. That was damn funny.

    I was unaware of the tie of the Kranes. EXCELLENT!
     
  4. TORPEDO

    TORPEDO Member

    Sep 19, 1999
    Za nakryityim stolom
    Club:
    Arsenal FC
    Nat'l Team:
    Russia
    Breaking News:
    After today's heroic performance , Mr. Lennart has announced that Dynamo Kyiv is still in the thick of Cup competition.

    Not so breaking news:
    After a somewhat disappointing CL 2003 campaign , Dynamo Kyiv will concentrate on the Ukraina Cup.
     
  5. metros11

    metros11 Member

    Sep 11, 1999
    Highlands of NJ
    Club:
    New York Red Bulls
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Hahaha, go ahead, this is your moment to shine. Yes, Dynamo failed to qualify and in the process sealed Loko's advancement. All I can say, is that when you can't win a point away from home you don't deserve to advance. And when it comes to Ukrainian competitions, I'm all about the team in green.
     
  6. TORPEDO

    TORPEDO Member

    Sep 19, 1999
    Za nakryityim stolom
    Club:
    Arsenal FC
    Nat'l Team:
    Russia
    I was unaware of the fact that ZIL-Metallurg-Nickel'-FC Moscow - Norilsk enterd "zhovto - blakitny cup".
     
  7. Shurik

    Shurik New Member

    Nov 2, 1999
    Baltimore, MD
    They did win a point on the road, but you probably could still petition UEFA to change its rules regarding advancement.
     
  8. metros11

    metros11 Member

    Sep 11, 1999
    Highlands of NJ
    Club:
    New York Red Bulls
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Inter 1:0 Dynamo
    Arsenal 1:0 Dynamo
    Loko 3:2 Dynamo

    When exactly during the group stage did they win a point on the road?
     
  9. Shurik

    Shurik New Member

    Nov 2, 1999
    Baltimore, MD
    I thought you meant Loko.
    That's an oops on me.
     

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