Oh, that was sweet... You shouldn't have!.. Really. [R]

A Loho - Chelsea " derbi " wil get Koloskov going .

I can see a dark room in Kremlin , a bottle of " Osobaya " chilled in an ice block , 5 shot glasses and a plastic bucket full of " zernistaya" with wooden spoons sticking out of it :

Ranieri ( dressed in grey with silver accents ) : We're here to?

Abramovich ( dressed in blue with dark blue accents , not shaven for 6hrs. 22 min. ) :
No one let you ask a question , yet.

Ranieri : Sigh ( drops his head , takes an Immodium , chases it mit a shot of "Osobaya".)

Putin ( dressed in his best Pierre Cardin ca.1982 ):
So do we need to bring Hodorovskii in , or we have an understanding ?

Abramovich : I though Smertin's deal made me clean?

Koloskov ( dressed in a black tracksuit with bright orange accent ) : See that's your problem - you think too much. ( Carefully licks a spoon after ingestion of caviar)

Abramovich : Can't we just break Mutu's legs?

Iosif Kobzon ( dressed in his best Versace ca. 1985 including a hideous bright green hairpeice ):
How can we condone any violence after the recent elections?

Putin : Crespo, Duff and Cuducini get acute depression,.( Kobzon and Koloskov nod in unison, rubbing the block of ice with manicured , stubby fingers ).

Abramovich : A hunnert mill for Children's Hospitals , Desailly gets diarrhea and Makelele's uncle gets kidnapped.

Kobzon and Koloskov ( with sinister laughter ) : We can not worry about the future , we are dealing with NOW , Tov. Abramovich.

Putin : ( scratching his chin , rubbing the rim of a shot glass with a dirty fingernail) : Children , that's very interesting , why not children. Can't you just put the children of the players on the field , last names are the same?

Light is starting to fade , Ranieri faints on a concrete floor in a drunken stupor , Abramovich is reciting " Shma Israel" through clenched teeth , Kobzon and Koloskov are diving into the bucket, while Putin is trying on Kobzon's hairpiece in front of a cracked mirror , humming " Pozovi Menya s Soboi ".

 

Breaking News:
After today's heroic performance , Mr. Lennart has announced that Dynamo Kyiv is still in the thick of Cup competition.

Not so breaking news:
After a somewhat disappointing CL 2003 campaign , Dynamo Kyiv will concentrate on the Ukraina Cup.

 

Hahaha, go ahead, this is your moment to shine. Yes, Dynamo failed to qualify and in the process sealed Loko's advancement. All I can say, is that when you can't win a point away from home you don't deserve to advance. And when it comes to Ukrainian competitions, I'm all about the team in green.

 

I was unaware of the fact that ZIL-Metallurg-Nickel'-FC Moscow - Norilsk enterd "zhovto - blakitny cup".

 

Inter 1:0 Dynamo
Arsenal 1:0 Dynamo
Loko 3:2 Dynamo

When exactly during the group stage did they win a point on the road?